Tickling, cannibalism and what the hell....

[Oddjob0226]

Hey, man -

Did any of you read that news story a few weeks ago about that nutty German who posted on one of the "alt sexuality" type groups about looking for another man - specifically to have sex with, then to be killed and EATEN? And he F*****G found a willing volunteer! A VOLUNTEER! Ach!

They actually met, German Guy #1 and German Guy #2 (o.k., I think he was actually Austrian or Norwegian, but, you, know, I don't really think I'll be offending any Northern European cannibals here...)

German Guy #1 cut off the penis of willing German Guy #2. And TOGETHER they cooked it in brandy and both ate it! It tasted like hunchen! Hee hee! And then G.G. #1 killed a very willing G.G. #2 and chopped him up into packet sized pieces for freezing to be thawed out later. He actually found a guy willing to do this - in his own neighborhood at that! Himmel!


Well, oh my droogies and gentle readers, your humble narrator thought about this. I ain't getting any younger. This is a 'what the hell', roll-the-dice proposition kind of thing.... So I'm looking for any willing ladies out there to be tickled to death. I'm putting out a public notice! Any beautiful young things out there, if you want to be tickled to the death - if that is your dream and fantasy - I'm right here waiting for you! And if you're a German fraulein, you'll go to the top of the list! Heil kitzling!

 

[coolman]

thanks, but no thanks. i think i speak for everyone here when i say "shut your filthy mouth."

 

[amk714]

Oddjob, this is a joke, right? Don't tell me you want to LITERALLY tickle someone to death. 😕

 

[46and2]

If your being humerous (which I think you are) I applaud your twisted sense of humor!

If not I kindly suggest you get therapy.

 

[Oddjob0226]

thanks, but no thanks. i think i speak for everyone here when i say "shut your filthy mouth."

Nope, "Cool" man, you don't. 46and2 gets it. You must be German and I upset you - or work for F*** Avis. I was simply laughing at what I thought was a crazy practice from a tickler's perspective but ended up ridiculing your private behavior. I embarrased you and I shouldn't have done it. Now you go on and enjoy that severed penis!

Oddjob, this is a joke, right? Don't tell me you want to LITERALLY tickle someone to death. 😕

Ummm... no. Well, except at this point, maybe Coolman. Wow - you people are putting way to much thought into this. Such serious vellexators here. And, ironically, whenever I go to alt.comedy they always tell me to stop talikng about tickling!

O.K., the truth is - I AM going to make this happen, and I'm going to rob banks to do it. Fort Knox, Operation Grand Slam and a little help form Vanilla Ice and Klinton Spillbury - they have the extra time.

 

[Mimi]

LOL@Odd....

Tell ya what, cutie. I'll volunteer for your little offer. Under ONE condition! Afterwards, I get to tickle YOU to death. Deal? 😛 😛 😛 😛


Mimi 😀

 

[Oddjob0226]

LOL@Odd....

Tell ya what, cutie. I'll volunteer for your little offer. Under ONE condition! Afterwards, I get to tickle YOU to death. Deal? 😛 😛 😛 😛


Mimi 😀

Let's do his! And since I know CPR, I really don't know what the fuss is about. But I gotta get to Kentucky first, since that's where the fort is....

 

[amk714]

Wow - you people are putting way to much thought into this. Such serious vellexators here.

Hey, that's why I'm a TMF member, Odd. 😀

 

[coolman]

i'm not german, but myriads is. think about it.

if you have something against any paticular race, i suggest you shouldn't be here.

 

[DallasFootTickler]

I just like the little tribute to Clockwork Orange at the end of the post. 🙂

 

[TicklingDuo]

Boy! People sure took THIS all out of context and got their panties in a bunch! I thought it was pretty funny, myself. And I happen to be German, too. People really need to learn how to laugh at themselves!

Ann

 

[Oddjob0226]

Hey, that's why I'm a TMF member, Odd. 😀

Applause to you, amk! I'm pretty serious about my tickling, too! Not about other things..... but tickling, oh yeah! (BTW, check out that Monsoom Wedding scene and let me know what you think. I wish I had a way of posting clips, because that music video clip I have would be a winner, I'm sure. If nothing else, give me an address & I could physically mail it to ya)

I just like the little tribute to Clockwork Orange at the end of the post. 🙂

A toast to you with a bit of the milk plus, my gentle reader and freind! Viddy well, little brother, viddy well.....

Boy! People sure took THIS all out of context and got their panties in a bunch! I thought it was pretty funny, myself. And I happen to be German, too. People really need to learn how to laugh at themselves!

Guten Tag, mein Schatz! I've always enjoyed your posts.... I think this is the 1st time we've really responded to each other. Thanks for getting it and using your large, heavy, evolved mammal brain. BTW, outside of Mimi, no one has volunteered for my proposition which I kind of expected...... while someone actually volunteering to seriuously being chopped up and eaten- that still hits me as a bit diffferent. Ah, well. If people can't laugh at themselves, I can alwyas laugh at them.

i'm not german, but myriads is. think about it.

if you have something against any paticular race, I suggest you shouldn't be here.

You're telling ME to think?

Fact, Mr. Sulu - Germany isn't a race, it's a country.

Fact, Mr. Sulu - If I had a problem with people's race, I wouldn't be owning videos of people of different races (Asian, Latin, black/A.American etc...) getting tickled. I wouldn't welcome people of different races to my house and my gathering (Dallas, TX, Friday, Feb. 21st, y'all); and sharing tickling with my Korean friend Bibi wouldn't be one of the great joys in my otherwise worthless loser life. Given our history, in our American culture I'm sure no one is without some sort of ethnic hang up, but the key is treating people equally and with the respect they deserve. Except Mormons.

Fact, Mr. Sulu - If I did have something against a particular race, under the First Amendment I would still have a right to express those views as long as they did not promote violence. In fact, by letting such people talk, you can see better who they are what they are up to.

Fact, Mr. Sulu - It strikes me that someone trying to find a willing victim to be chopped up and eaten as a form of sex play AND someone volunteering to be that person is quite bizzarre. O.k., that's not a fact, more an opinion, but still. As a humorous Mort Sahl observational-joke-commentary-type thing, I looked at what happenned in this situation from the perspective of a tickler/lee and posted in a satirical manner to illustrate what an odd world we live in. Not that I even know who Mort Sahl is becuase I am much too young. And beautiful.


Now, go read John Swift's article on eating children, Ben Franklin's essay on flatuance, or Mark Twain's little ditty about the advantages of masterbation, or even some of Dennis Miller's better rants (Klinton Spillsbury = star of the 1981 film LEGEND OF THE LONE RANGER, his first and last starring role before dissappearing forever.....) Then perhaps you will find yourself in the ballpark.

But make sure it's only a hot dog you're eating! (Oh, I'm 'on' tonight! Yessss!)

 

[Mimi]

Okay folks, please, you're putting too much into this. Odd was only kidding. The story he related is true, but his offer and reply was all in humor. It was not against any race/ancestry (btw - *I* am of German descent, and I took no offense to it). It was just stirring up some good natured fun. Lighten up a bit and just go with the flow of it...no one is going to committ a legitimate murder here through tickling (well, I'll try not to intentionally kill him 😉 )

Mimi

 

[Oddjob0226]

....no one is going to committ a legitimate murder here through tickling (well, I'll try not to intentionally kill him 😉 )

Mimi

From what I've heard from your past tickling partners/survivors, I'll probably be wishing for death to take me from my tickle hell......!

 

[Deleted member 2452]

i'm not german, but myriads is. think about it.

if you have something against any paticular race, i suggest you shouldn't be here.

um coolman, please send me your address, and i'll mail you some xanax, ok? you really need to relax, and lighten up!
who made you myriads bodyguard? he's not here complaining, neither is any of the other native deutsche volk.
also, i think you have a bit of the (old) german bug, of labeling ethnic backgrounds as races. as has been shown in the past, this practice is incorrect.
lastely, who the heck are you to tell anyone to leave? or to play sensor? or are you know the mind control police, to tell people how they may, or may not think?!?! you're not a moderator last i knew!
steve

 

[Texas_Tickle]

um coolman, please send me your address, and i'll mail you some xanax, ok? you really need to relax, and lighten up!
who made you myriads bodyguard? he's not here complaining, neither is any of the other native deutsche volk.
also, i think you have a bit of the (old) german bug, of labeling ethnic backgrounds as races. as has been shown in the past, this practice is incorrect.
lastely, who the heck are you to tell anyone to leave? or to play sensor? or are you know the mind control police, to tell people how they may, or may not think?!?! you're not a moderator last i knew!
steve

Amem, Steve. People need to learn how to chill out.

 

[coolman]

hey, i am chilled out. if i'm not allowed to take offence to one paticular thing, please tell me, because i'd like to know beforehand.

 

[JoBelle]

**snipped**

Pointless to add an on-topic (w/attmepted humor) post here, so I deleted it.
Joby

 

[drew70]

He just wanted to gross us all out. But in order to keep it in the tickling discussion without it getting deleted he had to throw in that "tickling to death" bit, so it wouldn't be entirely off-topic. Damn, we must really be hurting for subject matter.

 

[Alex Warfield]

He just wanted to gross us all out. But in order to keep it in the tickling discussion without it getting deleted he had to throw in that "tickling to death" bit, so it wouldn't be entirely off-topic. Damn, we must really be hurting for subject matter.

Actually, in that case, it would have probably just been moved to General Discussion.

 

[Oddjob0226]

He just wanted to gross us all out.

Nope - I would have done a much better job if I was trying that. For example..... well, never mind. I figured the title of the thread on a fourm where you have to be 18 to join would have been enough of a filter/warning/sign post. If you stop to look at the car wreck, don't blame the guy driving the Chevy Nova. I just though "Dawg - there's some pretty wierd stuff going on in the world of alternative sexuality", so I...

A.)....figured we don't need to be so freaked out by ourselves and if we have any self-image problems about ourselves this a way of keeping things in perspective. On a bad day full of self doubt, or when some of us are considering the dreaded "purge" when we toss out all our tickle material only to recover later and be without our prized posessions, we can look around and say - Hey, I'm not so bad... look at THESE people!

B.). .... used my tickling community perspective to create a satirical exploration of the topic. Remember - many people think we're sick, and we don't do near what these guys did. You can take offense without being insulting. There were plenty of people who didn't get what I was doing, but were still respectable. 500+ posts, my appearences at 2 gatherings and my co-hosting of a third, and NOW you're worring about me? Girllllll.....

C). There is no C. Move on.

D.) The story was too damn weird to sit on. Think I wasn't grossed out? I had to deal with it somehow, and this place is far cheaper than therapy.


So, hence and explained thusly anon, there you go.

 

[starfires]

For what it's worth, I don't find this all that incredible. In fact, I might volunteer to be tickled to death if I was dying slowly of an incurable disease, or if I had resolved to commit suicide for other reasons. So I can totally see why someone with a different fetish (cannibalism in this case) could make that their death of choice. However, assisted suicide is illegal in the States, so I would have to move elsewhere for that. I guess German laws are less paternalistic.

By the way, sorry Oddjob0226, but I am currently neither terminally ill nor suicidal, nor female 🙂

 

[Oddjob0226]

For what it's worth, I don't find this all that incredible. In fact, I might volunteer to be tickled to death if I was dying slowly of an incurable disease, or if I had resolved to commit suicide for other reasons. So I can totally see why someone with a different fetish (cannibalism in this case) could make that their death of choice. However, assisted suicide is illegal in the States, so I would have to move elsewhere for that. I guess German laws are less paternalistic.

By the way, sorry Oddjob0226, but I am currently neither terminally ill nor suicidal, nor female 🙂

Well, congratulations on your good health! Glad to hear it - although it puts a crimp in my quest. But my heart will go on, near far, wherever you are.....

But just to note, the guy who uh, was eaten, was physically healthy and volunteered. He helped with the kitchen prep. A bizzare story all around, but I'm impressed with his committment to his goals!