Ticklingnemesis And A Boat

[Illtcklu]

Ticklingnemesis was driving down the highway when she saw a blonde sitting in the middle of a field trying to row a boat.

"It's blondes like her that that give blondes a bad name," Ticklingnemesis thought.

Ticklingnemesis stopped her car got out and yelled, "Look at you. You're trying to row a boat in the middle of a field! If I could swim I'd kick your butt!"

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Ticklingnemesis was driving down the highway when she saw a blonde sitting in the middle of a field trying to row a boat.

"It's blondes like her that that give blondes a bad name," Ticklingnemesis thought.

Ticklingnemesis stopped her car got out and yelled, "Look at you. You're trying to row a boat in the middle of a field! If I could swim I'd kick your butt!"

*sighs* Today must be National Blonde Bashing Day.

 

[Illtcklu]

I love all blondes........................... and brunettes................. and red heads...............and.........

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I love all blondes........................... and brunettes................. and red heads...............and.........

girls with black hair, and blue hair and pink hair.....and green hair lololol.

 

[Illtcklu]

girls with black hair, and blue hair and pink hair.....and green hair lololol.

Oh you're on to me! I'm crazy about the girls with PLAD hair!!!!!!!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Oh you're on to me!

We're all on to you Ill. So watch your back.

I'm crazy about the girls with PLAD hair!!!!!!!

PLAD?! 😕

Must be an American thing...

 

[Illtcklu]

We're all on to you Ill. So watch your back. PLAD?! 😕

Must be an American thing...

metaphorical.....plad...............is that better?????????

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

metaphorical.....plad...............is that better?????????

O yes, much better.

Haha, I appear to have control over you for once!

Muahahahaha!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ticklingnemesis was driving down the highway when she saw a blonde sitting in the middle of a field trying to row a boat.

"It's blondes like her that that give blondes a bad name," Ticklingnemesis thought.

Ticklingnemesis stopped her car got out and yelled, "Look at you. You're trying to row a boat in the middle of a field! If I could swim I'd kick your butt!"

Illtcklu, you should really have your facts straight before telling a joke about someone. I'm not blonde, I'm a natural brunette!
...
Plus, I know how to swim! 😱

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Yes, HT PLAID! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Illtcklu]

Illtcklu, you should really have your facts straight before telling a joke about someone. I'm not blonde, I'm a natural brunette!
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Plus, I know how to swim! 😱

disclaimer: any one or thing bearing any resemblence to any persons alive or dead is strictly coincidental.
(except for ticklingnemesis, where everything Illtcklu says about her is true.)

Sorry forgot to put that on!

 

[Illtcklu]

Yes, HT PLAID! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was banging my head against the wall earlier. Forgot how to spell.

Plaid an American thing. The bloody Scots have been wearing it for years!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

disclaimer: any one or thing bearing any resemblence to any persons alive or dead is strictly coincidental.
(except for ticklingnemesis, where everything Illtcklu says about her is true.)

Sorry forgot to put that on!

ticklingnemesis' disclaimer: anything and everything Illtcklu says about me is a bold face LIE!

 

[Illtcklu]

ticklingnemesis' disclaimer: anything and everything Illtcklu says about me is a bold face LIE!

And here i was going to say you were sweet.................... is that a bold faced lie?

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

OUCH! He got you good TN!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

And here i was going to say you were sweet.................... is that a bold faced lie?

*bangs head against wall then raises head* you think i'm sweet? i think i'm in love.

 

[Illtcklu]

*bangs head against wall then raises head* you think i'm sweet? i think i'm in love.

Awwwwwwwwwwww........................................what do you mean, I think?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Awwwwwwwwwwww........................................what do you mean, I think?

sorry, correction: I'm in love with Illtcklu!

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

*jumps onto ITU's back* SURPRISE!