Time's up! Where's Quetzalcoatl?

[Rox_My_Sox1]

Anyone see a colossal rainbow feathered serpent flying through the sky yet? Them damn Mayan's said there'd be one at the end of the 13th cycle and by god, I'm not gonna be happy until I take a pic of it with my cell phone! :stickout

 

[Violetta]

Isn't... isn't he Aztec? :blink

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

Isn't... isn't he Aztec?

That's actually a good question. I believe worship of Quetzalcoatl extended from the Mayans down to the Aztec however please note I could very well be wrong on that.

 

[blackmagicjack1]

Anyone see a colossal rainbow feathered serpent flying through the sky yet? Them damn Mayan's said there'd be one at the end of the 13th cycle and by god, I'm not gonna be happy until I take a pic of it with my cell phone! :stickout

Careful in the invoking of old gods. He might just gather you up and give you an eternity of tickle torment.

A divine feathered serpent has to be into tickling, right?


PS. Violetta, your sig rocks - first time I've noticed the (newish?) banner.

 

[dalekfire]

If this thing'll still happen, I'm putting my money on a massive dalek invasion.

Spared. :cool

 

[Smoten]

Man, this is the second apocalypse I've lived through. I'm on a roll. I hope the next time the world ends there will be cake.

 

[Violetta]

Careful in the invoking of old gods. He might just gather you up and give you an eternity of tickle torment.

A divine feathered serpent has to be into tickling, right?


PS. Violetta, your sig rocks - first time I've noticed the (newish?) banner.

Well, if that's the case, bring on the ancient gods!

And thanks! Cooked the new banner up a couple of days ago.

 

[ticklebug101]

We're aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!!!!! Big surprise :stickout

 

[MrSnurf]

I'm putting my money on a massive furry invasion...in which I would be accepted as one of their own and when the humans are gone all the furries shall engage in "The Yiffing" the glorious moment of furry repopulation. XD I posted this for shits and giggles =-3

 

[Smoten]

Wait... I totally forgot about the rapture. That's three apocalypses I've lived through. First we narrowly avoided Lavos in 1999, then we survived Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure and now this. My money's on Ragnarok. I look forward to the day humanity will fight side by side with the ancient Norse gods of yore in a long glorious battle against the ice giants. It sounds exciting.

 

[blackmagicjack1]

Wait... I totally forgot about the rapture. That's three apocalypses I've lived through. First we narrowly avoided Lavos in 1999, then we survived Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure and now this. My money's on Ragnarok. I look forward to the day humanity will fight side by side with the ancient Norse gods of yore in a long glorious battle against the ice giants. It sounds exciting.

Oh, it will be exciting in much the same way avalanches, volcanic eruptions and Black Friday riots are :cool

 

[Smoten]

Oh, it will be exciting in much the same way avalanches, volcanic eruptions and Black Friday riots are :cool

I imagine epic speed metal ringing from the heavens as the first charge is lead with tanks and air strikes. Gazing upon the chaos and destruction, I shall raise my mighty battle axe Renonging on high and with a most worthy battle cry, I will inspire the utmost feelings fear and dread into the hearts of my enemies as I slay and decimate their evil souls!

Then again, that might just be my inner viking speaking. He's kinda bloodthirsty like that.

 

[Senshi1]

Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Yaaay!!! :29:

 

[tff69]

Hey, there is still time for Cthulhu to rise up!

 

[Slaver123]

Harold Camping says the world did end, at noon today EST....

.....he goes on to explain at great length that the world "ended" today in a spiritual sense, not in a physical sense, and if you look at the Mayan calendar from a biblical perspective and count the number of days it took the 11 Apostles to find a replacement for Judas (after he hanged himself) divided by the number of leap years in Enoch's lifetime (before he was "translated" up into heaven) you get the exact number of staves used for carrying the Ark of the Covenant, minus one of course, and then if you subdivide.....blah blah blah (is anyone able to listen at this point?)......

So it's all perfectly clear. :stickout

 

[sevenduster]

Someday, someday, the zombie apocalypse will happen.
I'm hoping for either that or Marlon Brando flying out from the skies, smashing the world as he did a jukebox, ending us as the last sound in the world rings out, most likely some indecipherable, but appealing mumbling.

Marlon Brando is god, by the way. Not sure if that counts as worship of the old gods, but whatever.

 

[Smoten]

If an apocalypse really did happen, I don't think I'd be one of the unlucky survivors. The staggeringly huge chunk out of the human population needed to classify a deadly event as an apocalypse is statistically not in my favor. I hold comfort in knowing that humanity isn't completely fucked unless 90% or more of the world's population suddenly dies, provided there isn't continuous ongoing threats that persistently diminish the survivors (case in point; zombies). If 95% of the human the race were to abruptly come to an end, that means there's a precisely 1 in 20 chance of surviving.

So go ahead, roll a d20 and see if you survive!

P.S.

HOLY SHIT! I rolled an honest to god natural 20! I feel significantly more optimistic about my survivability! You have no idea the amount of nerd glee I'm geeking out over right now! :lol

 

[dalekfire]

First we narrowly avoided Lavos in 1999...

Don't forget the first close call in 65,000,000 BC. If it weren't for him, we'd still be riding dactyls to work.

 

[Smoten]

Stupid Lavos. Killing all the dinosaurs and shit. What a bastard.

Current number of apocalypses earth has gone through: 1, possibly 2 if certain religious texts are to be believed.

Number of Years since last known apocalypse: Millions and millions.

Cause: Big ass meteor. I suspect Lavos.

Clearly our reality doesn't take place in game plus mode.

 

[Mash]

Wait... I totally forgot about the rapture. That's three apocalypses I've lived through. First we narrowly avoided Lavos in 1999, then we survived Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure and now this. My money's on Ragnarok. I look forward to the day humanity will fight side by side with the ancient Norse gods of yore in a long glorious battle against the ice giants. It sounds exciting.

Yep.

 

[Tom Tickle]

Queztalcaotl and Cthulhu? That's feathers and tentacles for all.