Timewarp Thoughts.

[Timewarp]

This is a thread for my random thoughts that pop every so often. Let's start.

A frisbie is the only thing you can throw at someone and they wouldn't get mad. I wonder how many times you could get away with it?

Do you think the penis was bigger before underwear was invented?

If we could drink water, could we drink either pure oxygen or Hydrogen?

I find it interesting we call people in a campaign "running for..." even though there's not much running.

Water has nutrition labels...why not oxygen tanks?

Where do they make balloons?

If your ear can make wax, can't we sell it for candle materials?

They say the Cold is a common illness, isn't it time to add another to the list? Like aids?

What plant is soda made from?

What's the most obvious thing to think of?

Would it be easier to do nothing or something?

Where was the first key made?

Can you really describe hunger or thirst without referencing body condition?

Carrots are good for your eyes, milk is good for your bones and water is good for your skin. What's good for your penis?

Who invented Sunny D and was happy?

Could you freeze your mouth with enough ice cubes?

Do you think Mozart would be happy his music was put into an 8 bit ringtone?

How come Vitamins aren't truly alphabetical?

What is a mirror made of? Does it occur naturally in nature?

Water is a strange liquid when you think about it. It's the only thing we can drink.

We need minerals in our system. Does that mean eating dirt is good for children?

Could you travel fast enough to remain at 2:38 for an hour?

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Swimming is the only thing we do for fun, and to not die. It usually depends on what you're wearing to be sure which one.

Swimsuit.
Ok.
Business Suit.
Uh-oh.
Naked
We'll see...

 

[duck171]

I think my brain just exploded timewarp.😉

 

[BigNorm]

if you traveled fast enough, like in a jet, and transversed differrent time zones, would you be going back in time?

if you chatted with someone from england, and your from florida, are you talking with them 5 hours into the future?

Congress just passed a bill making the time you set your clocks back an hour, so now you do it a week earlier. so does Congress have the power to contol time?

 

[Timewarp]

Some fast food server secret sauce. But the FDA knows what the ingredients are by law. So can you really call it secret sauce?

How much effort does it take to make an effort?

What is the difference between rechargeable and regular batteries if they need to put power in them in the first place?

Eggs are always eaten for breakfast. Do you think chances could have been good for another food to become the staple? "What's for breakfast? "'gehtti".

They say "In space, no one can here you scream". Have they ever tried that?

What was the first song to be produced on record and became a platinum hit?

Who comes up with food names and how for some reason do they just fit?

If we couldn't fart, what would happen?

Were there ever any wild cows?

Was the first mime hated upon and the first clown scary?

If socks could dream...would they still be worn?

Why is fruit juice red?

Is the sky blue from the sea or is the sea blue from the sky?

Why is milk the perfect drink for just about anything sweat?

What sense does tea affect in taste if it's not the main taste receptors.

Why does a hamburger seem to be in it's own class even though it's a sandwich?

Why can cars go up to 180 mph average but you can't go beyond 75 mph average anywhere?

How can you do th Timewarp again if you haven't done it in the first place?

Can something be so cute it would face extinction from constantly being squeezed to death?