Timewarp
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Clothing...we all wear it. and that's my opening.
....you know after so many rants....I'm just running out of ideas and steam. Could this be the end? Oh let's not think about it now, let's just get to the rant.
Mankind have been wearing clothes since the beginning of man. From animal skins, to leather, to denim, to new fancy fabrics, to polyester and all it's fire uses. Clothes are just basic of necessities...but does that make them a good thing? Personally yeah but no. Why? Cause there are some clothes you just can't stand no matter how hard you try to get used to it.
And it's not just how a shirt is made or what it's made of that just pisses me off but also the social baggage carried by every single style that exist.
1. Long sleeves: Because I live in an area that is mostly between 90 and death ray temperatures, I want to wear as little as possible without getting arrested for indecent exposure. Long sleeves to me are very constricting to my arms. It's like my arms are choking from a lack of oxygen, especially when it is very hot. The worst kind of sleeves are sweat-shirt sleeves. It's like a heavy blanket and after a hot day a never ending feeling of dirty wetness and choking.
2. Shorts: I don't like shorts because...well of my shape. That and most of my shorts are shorter than I would like to wear. They always seem to be made of some kind of weak material. Like if you wear it for a prolong time, it would just fall apart. I also hate short shorts. Because for women, they seem to be getting shorter and shorter to the point I just want to say, "Just take off you pants, you might as well just be in your panties". And they want respect...pfft. Oh and if a dude wears one....he should be arrested for sexual assault.
3. Sweat pants: Invented for one reason, to make people who exercise feel more ashamed of being fat in the first place. Not that exercising isn't painful enough, but to make it worst by a lack of oxygen and death's stench from sweating. Of course if you don't use them for exercising than you're using it to save energy cause it's the second greatest static shock absorber. Also see: Practical joke
4. Polyester: Synthetic fabric. Pretty much the worst of all fabric ever created by man. Two reasons. For one it's just about everywhere now. In sofas, clothing, offices, hospitals...etc. And because most of the clothes are made of Polyester that means you're a portable battery generator. I can't go anywhere without being shocked like 50 times...and that's just making the attempt of sitting in a seat. Another reason I hate this fabric...it's the most fire prone synthetic in existence. Because it is made from the same chemicals found in GASOLINE! Yes, what a great way to secretly dispose of people, making them more prone to self-combustion. You know what is the most least fire prone fabric? Cotton. But when is the last time anyone has seen this...cotton? (Looks at tag on shirt. Polyeurothame)...Nope.
5. Long socks: You know cause after a long day, I want to spend 20 mins trying to take off a mile's length of fabric. Of course it takes twice as long putting them on. Really...who needs these?
6. Shoe stings: The most annoying thing I can think of doing while getting ready is spending plenty of time making those stupid shank-ties to keep them from falling off. But it doesn't matter how much you tie them, they Always come loose. And I can't wear Velcro cause it makes me look lazy.
7. Brand names: I don't get those shirts with that black and white mexican on it, nor that orange plus side, or any of the clothes worn by those chice types. I just don't get it. Company loyalty is one of the most lowest forms of weak mindedness. Do we really need to know if you support Mark Gecko or Mexican face or Big Dogs by wearing as much merchandise as possible? Now granted if you're just wearing one of them without looking like a corporate advertisement, that's fine. Just don't go over board.
8. Fashion: What's hot to wear? What's not hot? what's ....oh shut up. I don't care if some duche bag is wearing some new wig or something about as covering as a square cloth over your dingy. You women are the biggest factors in this problem cause...well society said so. Please, oh please, stop throwing up to fit into the next new shirt.
9. Company issued: Cause, we're not close enough to our robot counterparts. They just scream, "YOU BELONG TO US!".
10. Proper atire: Do we really need a suit to dinner? Why can't I wear a T-shirt to Court? Do I really need a tux to my brother's wedding? Hell no. Anything above business atire is strictly only for looks. They are not made for comfort or reuse. Not even for casual. Who the hell said..."Hey...I want to look like an ass and all of you have to too"?
.....Like I said...I'm just running out of steam...
and....whatever...
....you know after so many rants....I'm just running out of ideas and steam. Could this be the end? Oh let's not think about it now, let's just get to the rant.
Mankind have been wearing clothes since the beginning of man. From animal skins, to leather, to denim, to new fancy fabrics, to polyester and all it's fire uses. Clothes are just basic of necessities...but does that make them a good thing? Personally yeah but no. Why? Cause there are some clothes you just can't stand no matter how hard you try to get used to it.
And it's not just how a shirt is made or what it's made of that just pisses me off but also the social baggage carried by every single style that exist.
1. Long sleeves: Because I live in an area that is mostly between 90 and death ray temperatures, I want to wear as little as possible without getting arrested for indecent exposure. Long sleeves to me are very constricting to my arms. It's like my arms are choking from a lack of oxygen, especially when it is very hot. The worst kind of sleeves are sweat-shirt sleeves. It's like a heavy blanket and after a hot day a never ending feeling of dirty wetness and choking.
2. Shorts: I don't like shorts because...well of my shape. That and most of my shorts are shorter than I would like to wear. They always seem to be made of some kind of weak material. Like if you wear it for a prolong time, it would just fall apart. I also hate short shorts. Because for women, they seem to be getting shorter and shorter to the point I just want to say, "Just take off you pants, you might as well just be in your panties". And they want respect...pfft. Oh and if a dude wears one....he should be arrested for sexual assault.
3. Sweat pants: Invented for one reason, to make people who exercise feel more ashamed of being fat in the first place. Not that exercising isn't painful enough, but to make it worst by a lack of oxygen and death's stench from sweating. Of course if you don't use them for exercising than you're using it to save energy cause it's the second greatest static shock absorber. Also see: Practical joke
4. Polyester: Synthetic fabric. Pretty much the worst of all fabric ever created by man. Two reasons. For one it's just about everywhere now. In sofas, clothing, offices, hospitals...etc. And because most of the clothes are made of Polyester that means you're a portable battery generator. I can't go anywhere without being shocked like 50 times...and that's just making the attempt of sitting in a seat. Another reason I hate this fabric...it's the most fire prone synthetic in existence. Because it is made from the same chemicals found in GASOLINE! Yes, what a great way to secretly dispose of people, making them more prone to self-combustion. You know what is the most least fire prone fabric? Cotton. But when is the last time anyone has seen this...cotton? (Looks at tag on shirt. Polyeurothame)...Nope.
5. Long socks: You know cause after a long day, I want to spend 20 mins trying to take off a mile's length of fabric. Of course it takes twice as long putting them on. Really...who needs these?
6. Shoe stings: The most annoying thing I can think of doing while getting ready is spending plenty of time making those stupid shank-ties to keep them from falling off. But it doesn't matter how much you tie them, they Always come loose. And I can't wear Velcro cause it makes me look lazy.
7. Brand names: I don't get those shirts with that black and white mexican on it, nor that orange plus side, or any of the clothes worn by those chice types. I just don't get it. Company loyalty is one of the most lowest forms of weak mindedness. Do we really need to know if you support Mark Gecko or Mexican face or Big Dogs by wearing as much merchandise as possible? Now granted if you're just wearing one of them without looking like a corporate advertisement, that's fine. Just don't go over board.
8. Fashion: What's hot to wear? What's not hot? what's ....oh shut up. I don't care if some duche bag is wearing some new wig or something about as covering as a square cloth over your dingy. You women are the biggest factors in this problem cause...well society said so. Please, oh please, stop throwing up to fit into the next new shirt.
9. Company issued: Cause, we're not close enough to our robot counterparts. They just scream, "YOU BELONG TO US!".
10. Proper atire: Do we really need a suit to dinner? Why can't I wear a T-shirt to Court? Do I really need a tux to my brother's wedding? Hell no. Anything above business atire is strictly only for looks. They are not made for comfort or reuse. Not even for casual. Who the hell said..."Hey...I want to look like an ass and all of you have to too"?
.....Like I said...I'm just running out of steam...
and....whatever...
