Timewarp
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Hey there, thought I start something new that may or may not last. Point is things piss me off and I won't take it anymore. So let's bring up the mundane, the improtant and discuss what's really significant, my opinion.
Okay 1st rant: Hot Chocolate!
I remember the first time I had some at my grandma's during winter as a 6 yr old. I hated it, I hate still, and probably will hate it well into the future. I have nothing against chocolate at all, I eat, you eat. It's just the form of hot chocolate that pisses me off. Let me point out why I have such a burning hatred of hot chocolate. 1: It's too hot! Okay sure, I know it's hot, it's in the name. But it's is so unnecessary hot. Every hot chocolate machine and person who makes it has this sinnister nature to make the chocolate scolding hot. And there is no set tempeture for it. Either it's scolding hot or "surface of the sun" hot. If I eat soup I don't expect to immediantly withdraw from seering pain nor should I have to to drink hot chocolate.
Okay so you're probably thinking "Just wait until it cools down you whinner". Well I would except once it cools down and I start to drink it, I start to notice a change in taste, mostly because my taste buds aren't burning anymore. Which brings me to my second major gripe with hot chocolate. 2: The majority of hot chocolate is made out of water!. Why water!? Off all things that chocolate should be mixed with why water? It is so disgusting. You wouldn't know if it was made of water at first but once it cools down, oh ho, you know. I have never drinked any other dairy based product with water. Why, because I'd tried powdered milk. Powdered milk is not milk. It's disgusting flower mix for the poor, why would I want to drink it? So what makes the majority people who make and sell chocolate milk recommend mixing it with water? It makes no sense. I don't need water when mixing a cold drink, I shouldn't have to if I warm the damn milk up. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT!?
Now if you excuse me I need to apply Neosporin too my tongue. Oh and if you have any commets, go ahead and post. Just don't expect me to respond unless you really earn my ire. Laters...
Okay 1st rant: Hot Chocolate!
I remember the first time I had some at my grandma's during winter as a 6 yr old. I hated it, I hate still, and probably will hate it well into the future. I have nothing against chocolate at all, I eat, you eat. It's just the form of hot chocolate that pisses me off. Let me point out why I have such a burning hatred of hot chocolate. 1: It's too hot! Okay sure, I know it's hot, it's in the name. But it's is so unnecessary hot. Every hot chocolate machine and person who makes it has this sinnister nature to make the chocolate scolding hot. And there is no set tempeture for it. Either it's scolding hot or "surface of the sun" hot. If I eat soup I don't expect to immediantly withdraw from seering pain nor should I have to to drink hot chocolate.
Okay so you're probably thinking "Just wait until it cools down you whinner". Well I would except once it cools down and I start to drink it, I start to notice a change in taste, mostly because my taste buds aren't burning anymore. Which brings me to my second major gripe with hot chocolate. 2: The majority of hot chocolate is made out of water!. Why water!? Off all things that chocolate should be mixed with why water? It is so disgusting. You wouldn't know if it was made of water at first but once it cools down, oh ho, you know. I have never drinked any other dairy based product with water. Why, because I'd tried powdered milk. Powdered milk is not milk. It's disgusting flower mix for the poor, why would I want to drink it? So what makes the majority people who make and sell chocolate milk recommend mixing it with water? It makes no sense. I don't need water when mixing a cold drink, I shouldn't have to if I warm the damn milk up. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT!?
Now if you excuse me I need to apply Neosporin too my tongue. Oh and if you have any commets, go ahead and post. Just don't expect me to respond unless you really earn my ire. Laters...
