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Tips on how to have an affair..

melanie2

melanie2

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a. Don't choose your spouse's best friend.

b. Don't be in the public eye.

and most importantly of all..

c. Don't write about it in your diary..damn..

Happy Birthday Paula Zahn..
 
And in case anyone was wondering, i'm not talking from personal experience here lol..
 
Don't go home with makeup,lipstick,on your clothes,or smelling of perfume.
Don't have the affair with someone at work.
Don't use your home and car.
Don't tell a soul.

DoThink of the damage and cost if found out the effect on any children or family.

You only have one life and may die any day so get stuck in, but use a condom.

Have i done it well maybe yes, maybe no, thats what i tell her in doors anyway.:rolleyes😉
 
And perhaps one more useful tip on how to have an affair:

😉 ...don't get married in the first place! Then ALL of your relationships can technically be considered "affairs"! w00t
 
Don't get caught?
Remember to take off the condom before you come home?
Make sure to wipe the stripper glitter off your face, chest, hands, and lap?

:stickout
 
MistressValerie said:
If you have your spouse's permission, it isn't really an affair 😉
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hmm now wouldn't that be a novel idea...would my spouse give me permission to have an affair...thinks.................................................................................


















o hell no lol
 
You raise an excellent point, QBBM...

...after all, if a guy can get his wife to occasionally sprinkle on the ol' stripper glitter, what would be the point? :drool5:
 
Tongue Inch EEK said:
Aren't your unattainable (unattainable at least by men, that is) wiles and charms deadly weapon enough, O Purple Temptress? :stickout
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Not deadly enough for some men. That's where the various assortment of assault rifles come in. 🙂
 
Most standard gunfire just always kinda made me mad, Purp...

...better get something nuclear in your little arsenal in a HURRY if ya wanna take down the kid here, Missy... :stickout
 
With apologies to Meteor:

Don't have the affair with someone at work unless he or she can really help you get a promotion.

Don't use your home and car. Get a room, and let someone else deal with the cleanup!

Don't tell a soul unless you can get a nice percentage of the profits from the book, movie or TV docudrama.
 
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