TMF babes on top of a hill (joke)

[Illtcklu]

One day on top of a hill there was Steph, Isabeau and Bellystrokes.

A Genie came to them and said they can all have one wish.

So Steph went first she dove off the cliff and said "MEN!"

She landed in a pile of men who could tickle her the rest of her life.

Isabeau went next she jumped off and said "Money!"

She landed in a pile of money, and could pay for manicures the rest of her life!

Bellystrokes was last. She wanted a grand entrance so she walked back a couple steps to get a running start. She ran and as she went to jump.......she sliped "Oh shit!" she yelled as she went over the cliff!


I think we all know what happened next.............

 

[isabeau]

hmmmmmmm very funny, however you are wrong about me.. i don't wish for money really.. and bellystrokes is gonna love you for this one. hehe

isabeau

 

[bellystrokes]

One day on top of a hill there was Steph, Isabeau and Bellystrokes.

A Genie came to them and said they can all have one wish.

So Steph went first she dove off the cliff and said "MEN!"

She landed in a pile of men who could tickle her the rest of her life.

Isabeau went next she jumped off and said "Money!"

She landed in a pile of money, and could pay for manicures the rest of her life!

Bellystrokes was last. She wanted a grand entrance so she walked back a couple steps to get a running start. She ran and as she went to jump.......she sliped "Oh shit!" she yelled as she went over the cliff!


I think we all know what happened next.............

Hi pookey dookey, so you must have been that sweet guy who was there and helped me clean up. What a coincidence, you have having a garden hose and all. And those brushes...................................hehehehe

 

[Illtcklu]

hmmmmmmm very funny, however you are wrong about me.. i don't wish for money really.. and bellystrokes is gonna love you for this one. hehe

isabeau

For purposes of the joke I had to take creative liscence.

I know.​

 

[Illtcklu]

Hi sweetie, thanks for the help in cleaing me off afterwards. What a coincidence, you have having a garden hose and all, and those brushes...................................hehehehe

I always say................The god in me knows how to please the goddess in you!

 

[isabeau]

For purposes of the joke I had to take creative liscence.

I know.​

well pookey dookey i suppose that is true.. and i hate to be a killjoy here, but it's spelled license. am i smart or what? o wait a minute.. i mean 2 say m i smrt ur wat.. lol

isabeau

 

[steph]

Funny you guys! 😀

XOXO

 

[cloudgazer2k]

odd...

you people are all strange! strange and twisted! YOU HEAR ME?!?

oh, wait...heh....so am i. please continue...

 

[Illtcklu]

well pookey dookey i suppose that is true.. and i hate to be a killjoy here, but it's spelled license. am i smart or what? o wait a minute.. i mean 2 say m i smrt ur wat.. lol

isabeau

Damn Type-o's!

 

[isabeau]

Damn Type-o's!

oo crap did i make a type?? silly me..
oops i did make a typo.. just then when i spelled type instead of typo..
isabeau

 

[Illtcklu]

oo crap did i make a type?? silly me..

isabeau

I'm not having a good day.....................I am being outfoxed by a blonde!


Sorry Venray! I'm so ashamed..............

 

[bellystrokes]

you people are all strange! strange and twisted! YOU HEAR ME?!?

oh, wait...heh....so am i. please continue...

Ok. Bring your garden hose.

 

[Illtcklu]

Ok. Bring your garden hose.

Went to a garden party........to reminse with my old friends

 

[Dário F]

Funny y'all!

 

[bellystrokes]

Funny y'all!

Hey bring your garden hose too.

 

[Illtcklu]

Hey bring your garden hose too.

Soooooooo can we just say that Bellystrokes is full-of-it!!!

 

[Mastertank1]

Notice From the DCV (Dept. of Creative Vehicles)

For purposes of the joke I had to take creative liscence.

I know.​

Your creative license is hereby revoked for reckless joking!

Signed;
Sherrif Tank

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[Mz Chaos]

Hi pookey dookey, so you must have been that sweet guy who was there and helped me clean up. What a coincidence, you have having a garden hose and all. And those brushes...................................hehehehe

Ya know... Illtcklu... you were lucky... she could have said she landed on you.

 

[bellystrokes]

Ya know... Illtcklu... you were lucky... she could have said she landed on you.

Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh where are you when I need you, my Chaotic goddess. I told you we should grab Izzy and a few others and leave these schmucks behind. hehehheehehehh

 

[bellystrokes]

Soooooooo can we just say that Bellystrokes is full-of-it!!!

Dear Satyr, I may be full of a lot of things. Now what makes you think you will ever be given a shovel to dig?

 

[isabeau]

Dear Satyr, I may be full of a lot of things. Now what makes you think you will ever be given a shovel to dig?

haha you tell him, my lovely goddess..

isabeau

 

[bellystrokes]

haha you tell him, my lovely goddess..

isabeau

Now you might be issued a shovel. EEEEEEEEWwwwwwwwwwwww, did I just create a fantasy for you Illy?

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

Now you might be issued a shovel. EEEEEEEEWwwwwwwwwwwww, did I just create a fantasy for you Illy?

*quits humping Tulip's keg for a second* Did someone say somthing?! 😱

 

[Illtcklu]

Ya know... Illtcklu... you were lucky... she could have said she landed on you.

Someone's getting a spanking!!!!!! 🙄