TMI Tuesday -- 5/18/10 -- The RobAce Special!

[CrystalLight]

Thank you to Roberto Ace for the questions/banner for this week's TMI Tuesday. Remember, if you want to submit your own questions just PM them to me and I'll credit you!

Enjoy! <3

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

Two. Unless you count the two PS3 controllers.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Neither. Rockstar. Or, Monster. When I'm feeling slightly less baddass I'll have a Red Bull.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

Uh...dunno. Three? Four maybe.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

Dark blue. And I'd turn my faux hawk into a mohawk.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

This question for some reason leaves me dumbfounded.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

LA to Seattle. With a motherfucking cat.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

Some song by Pearl Jam that sounds like he recorded the thoughts of a retarded elephant that was about to die. I think it's called Red Dot. It made me hate Pearl Jam more than driving with cats.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

Being awesome.

"Walter, the Special-Ed Zombie Sea Lion with the fierce lisp that rode the short bus every morning had finally had enough of being teased for being slow. Eating Asian brains he thought, might make him good at solving math problems."

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

Five

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Coca-Cola

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

15 months

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

Brown

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

Mashebyjo-Podeda-Sheepshicky it's definition a word used when you don't want anyone to know what you are thinking. LOL!

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

I wanted to shave my head and Sadira ( my fiance ) says, ' I don't want you to, it will spoil your looks.'

My response, " honey, you can't fuck up ugly. "

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

Sadira and I twice drove out to California from Michigan. Once in 2005. Again in 2006 but we took Natural. And Sadira survived the experience.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

One Night in Bangkock.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

I would help them with be prideful and confident.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

Adam Sandler let his animals loose from "50 First Dates" to throw up on the kids.

 

[TropicThunder]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

None. I have one for the DVD player and I lost it long, long ago.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.
Pepsi products, but coca cola itself is awesome.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?
Pretty new. I bought it brand new in July 09. My lovely HP Pavillion notebook.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?Probably BRIGHT red. 😀

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

Awesomesauce - 1. General reference to some cool people on the TMF
2. Overall awesomeness
3. A perfect mix of butter tarragon garlic sauce that can be used on many things.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

35 hours on a fucking bus from Montreal to Winnipeg. DON'T DO IT.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

Barbie Girl?

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with? EVERYTHING. I am a woman of many talents.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

ゾンビ アザラシ

 

[Snail Shell]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

Two: TV and DVD

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

I prefer Coke, 7UP, Canada Dry, A&W Root Beer, Mountain Dew and Crush.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

I bought it last Fall.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

I've dyed my hair Black twice and Green once.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

Guh - An utterance of misunderstanding, usually done in with comedic intent.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

The story about the peacock is a really beautiful tale. 😀

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

Across Canada, Sardis BC to Guelph Ontario. 8 days.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

There are many. There's one song by Simple Plan about rebelling against the world that stands out right now though.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

Money management.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

Seal of Approval approves.

Snail Shell

 

[theticklingmaster]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

Let's see, 2 upstairs, 3 downstairs big, 2 wii remotes, 1 downstairs small = 8 all in all.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

I think the orange soda made by coca cola is better.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

getting on 4 years, wow.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

Brown, but only on occasion.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

Speed fump - An engineering term for flat speed reduction table (Raised intersection to match sidewalk, saw this in Bergen County, NJ)

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

Lunch Time = Time to Munch & Huck Time = Time to ****.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

Niagara Falls while Riding in a car.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

Cats in the Cradle.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

Surviving Bad Away Trips.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

Seal licking its lips at lunch.

 

[BlackestLily]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

I have 2 tv remotes.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Diet cherry Pepsi! Coke burns the buds right out of my maw.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

Hmmmm a year or two I think.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

A deep, rich, red.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

Bagga Dicks - My word for describing undesirable people, situations, or feelings.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

That's what she said! Sorry...s'all I got.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

This past one to NEST - 10 hours there, 10 hours back.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

Ummm...a lot of things by Nickleback. I hated one of their songs, and my sister would burn me cds when she was in college, but always slip that song in there because she knew I hated it. Bagga dicks.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

I would just listen. I think a lot of times people can work things out for themselves if they just have someone to listen while they work through things. But I guess uh...I dunno. I'm not qualified. LOL

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

God. DAMN.

 

[KrazieDog]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
11, but I use a 1 Harmony Remote to replace 9 of them.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.
I prefer Coke over Pepsi(but can drink either). With that being said, you are asking about their "products" and for overall products its Pepsi. They own Frito-Lay, and you are starting to talk about Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos just to name a few of the awesome munchies they own.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?
Four years old. I usually build a new one every two years, but this one has and is still is doing everything I ask of it.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?
Spider karate brown? 😉

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?
Doucheberry-Supreme and it describes a personality type. We all know one.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?
1250 miles/22 hours New Orleans to Denver.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?
The Macarena, hands down.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?
I'm the cure for sadness apparently.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

"Can you still hear the lambs crying Clarice?"

 

[Big_Dogg85]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

2 for the tv, 1 for dvd and 1 for blu-ray.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Pepsi, by far!

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

Less than 6 months

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

Not a dye fan for me so I wouldn't dye it.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

A word that is commonly said but will never find it's way into a proper dictionary - FUBAR. Definition - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

I talk too much so my one liners are at least three lines each. 😛
EDIT: After some conversing with various powers, I found my one-liner: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A FORK!

7.[/B] What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

14 hours - around Nova Scotia, ferry to Bar Harbor, drove through Maine & New Hampshire back across border to Canada, drove to Saint-John, New Brunswick...all in one day.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

Anything off of Chinese Democracy!!! Can't stand the one man drama-llama brigade known as Axl Rose.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

Helping people start or continue to move forward in their lives and never to get stuck in one bad place; place a focus on living and making decisions with as little regret as possible so that when you get the chance to reflect, you can reflect positively and know that you wouldn't have changed anything in your life is you could.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

Dad, I thought I told you you have to wear your wig when you're in a picture...that poor photographer is probably still blinded by the light of your head.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house? 6 that actually get used.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer. COKE!!!

3. How old is the computer you are currently using? 6 years

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be? I wouldn't

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it? "____" that sound you make when something is just so beautiful that words don't do it justice.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner. Why?

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made? Not all that long, actually. Just a wandering few days in my old station wagon.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard? Anything that is screamed rather than sung.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with? Realizing that we CAN overcome anything if we allow ourselves to do so.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

That's the last time we go to the aquarium! Nobody told us we'd get drool all over us from some demented seal. Yuck!

 

[Musicroxmysox]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

3, I don't count the ones not in my room.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Coke, hands down.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

5 years old. I got it August of 2005.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

Dark red/ burgandy like.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

Douchetastic: The art of being fantastic at being a total assholic person or a situation that is entirely sucky.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

I hate you all equally. (Commonly said to many people, not really sure it's funny, but people usually laugh.)

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

NJ- Ohio with a stop in PA on the way, 9 hours.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

There are many, off the top of my head that song "Bed Rock" really bugs me.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

Teaching why cats are amazing.

Honestly though I have no idea.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

Nom nom. Children are tasty.

 

[Bohemianne]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

*&^%$#@!

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Coke \m/

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

5 months old

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

Bright red highlights.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

Whiteknight – TMF pegasuses minus the wings.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

"My labia just clapped...."

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

On foot? 12 hours 😱

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

None. Some are basically close to “worst”

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

Making things work out of blank sheets of paper…

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

"Sssspoken!" <<< (Jim Carrey style)

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
Three: One for my TV, one for my DVD player and one for my CD player

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.
I like Pepsi better than Coke, but Coke mixes better with alcohol. I also have serious love for Dr. Pepper. I think the vote goes to Coke.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?
Umm...a year?

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?
I enjoyed my brown. I might do it again someday.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?
Sorry - the creative juices aren't flowin'

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.
This morning I went outside and shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?
PA to TX -- 26 hours-ish

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?
Probably something of Michael's *shudder*

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?
Not being assholes.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

[/QUOTE]

Killer seal nomz unsuspecting Asians, who you would expect to be able to operate a camera properly, but you would be wrong

 

[goddess_nemesis]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house? 5 TV remotes for 5 TVs, 1 remote for stereo, 2 remotes for 2 DVD players

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer. Pepsi, though I'm trying to stay away from pop.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using? Hmm, let's see, since this was originally my brother's laptop, he got it back in 2007 after he got home from AIT and before serving a year in Iraq. So it's about 3 years old. 😀

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be? Black with metallic blue highlights.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it? Funner (more fun) and funnest (most fun) so Natural can stop telling me those are not words. 😛

6. Give us your funniest one-liner. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. 😀 I said it randomly to a friend once and we busted a gut laughing at the ridiculousness of me saying it. 😛

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made? With my family from Minnesota to Kentucky, it's about a 15-16-hour drive.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard? If I don't like a song, I don't listen to it. If I don't listen to it, I don't think of it. So I don't know.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with? I dunno. I'm a good listener and I try to give as good of advice as I possibly can for whatever problem a person may have.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

The day when the seals became zombeals. 😕

 

[CrystalLight]

"Can you still hear the lambs crying Clarice?"

bwaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa ifly

 

[kered]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
I have two.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.
Pepsi!

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?
Mine is two years old.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?
My original color before the fucking gray appeared.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?
Keredesque....1. similar or same as Kered in good deeds and good manners, 2. being as wonderful as Kered.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.
I like that tie!......Did you lose a bet?

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?
From my driveway to Orlando Florida.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?
Anything Bugman ever sang in or near my presence.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?
Gardening and/or safe and happy vodka drinking on vacation.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

Yummmmm! They taste just like chicken!

A little different but not bad questions.

 

[milagros317]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

Three, of which two are functional.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Coke.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

7 years old. 😱 But I've had the memory expanded.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

Black.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

boronandon, noun, a boring moron who won't shut up

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

Sorry, I'm not a comedian.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

Massachusetts to Illinois (when I lived in Massachusetts)

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I Got Love in My Tummy
If you wish to be nauseated, remove the blank space and paste into your browser window:
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=h6Zs8qbExfs

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

I help them to ignore the opinions of others and do what they think is best.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

Soft on the outside, crunchy on the inside.

 

[sasaxrah]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

Four.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Coke. Diet Coke.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

2.5 years

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

A lighter brown.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

Yourmom: (noun)

Self-explanatory


6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

"Who sings that? Let's keep it that way."

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

Chicago:Connecticut many times

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

The Six Flags song

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

How animals make you happier. But I think that's already common knowledge.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

I club baby humans.

 

[RobAce]

Great stuff from everyone, but I do need to post in this one as well.


1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
2 Cable, 3 TV, 2 DVD, 1 VCR (yes I still have a VCR)

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.
Coke products...and Dr. Pepper.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?
Desktop is 2 years old, laptop is 2 years old.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?
Light brown, possibly with a reddish tinge to it.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?
Masterlicious: ADJ: When it feels really good to be on top or leading.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.
It would be like having sex with a milk pail.

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?
LA to Panama City FL.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?
Anything by Justin Beeber...or whomever that is. My kids like it. I do not.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?
Being yourself.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

[/QUOTE]
Remember Pearl Harbor? This Harbor Seal took it too personally.

Rob

 

[Gothika]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house? to manny to count

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.Coke

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?Not sure

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?what hair lol

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it? funkadoodle

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.dont have one

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made? 2 days

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard? to manny to name

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with? photoshoping

10. Post your own caption to this picture.fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[playgirl]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
5 but it should be 6 as i lost my cd 5 disc remote 🙁 -- cable, tv, vcr, dvr, and most importantly my massage seat topper 🙂

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.
coke

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?
3 or 4 years old, old enough that i usually hibernate rather than turning it off because it takes forever to reboot.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?
dark brown to cover the gray or even better, deep red

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?
which-a-dinky-do (noun) that thing whose name you can't remember

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.
"always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else."

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?
probably from carbondale, il to new orleans, about 10 hours each way

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?
hmmm, i can't come up with a specific song, but it would probably be something i define as "bad noise"

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?
i've actually considered becoming a personal coach (i.e. guru without the ego). i'd do career counseling, goal setting (and achieving) and perhaps hypnosis for self-improvement.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...3/31/Wtf-4.jpg
i have a really funny but politically incorrect caption, but i think i'm best off not posting it, so as not to offend anyone. instead i'll just go with part of it, "say cheese"

 

[thetmfobserver]

1. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

Four. Two for the TV in the bedroom, one for the TV in the living room, and one for an air conditioner I owned years ago.

2. Coke or Pepsi products? Which do you prefer.

Coke. I'll drink Pepsi, but I feel dirty when I do so.

3. How old is the computer you are currently using?

Less than a year.

4. If you could dye your hair a different color, what would it be?

I guess I'd go for jet black.

5. You get to create a word to add to the Webster's Dictionary and its definition. What is it?

They have acronyms in the Dictionary, so I'd put the TMF in there.

6. Give us your funniest one-liner.

Why do you have a pair of panties but just one bra?

7. What is the longest road trip you have ever made?

Down the coast of California.

8. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

When I was in high school, we had talent shows. A couple of kids always formed a band, and played original music at these shows. Inevitably, someone forgot the words, and someone couldn't get their amp to work properly, so it would just be a cacophony of noise for 10 minutes.

9. You become a self-help guru. What do you help others with?

Finding time to relax.

10. Post your own caption to this picture.

How dare you make fun of Heidi Klum!!