TMI Tuesday -- 6/1/10 -- My Saving Grace.

[CrystalLight]

Thanks to Snail Shell for this week's TMI and for reminding me to give him credit 'cus I has fried brain cells. 😉

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

 

[Snail Shell]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

Carsomyr, having control of his hair, like Medusa from the Inhumans. Can you imagine how powerful his beard would be then! 😱

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

The handle of a toilet plunger. 😀

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

Zombies can be outrun best. They tend to attack in larger groups though.

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

Nah. That's what YouTube is for. 😉

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Luigi. Tall, thin and nobody really understands WTF he's about.

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

To get kicked out of Arizona!

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

FROST. Friendly Relevent Ontario Society of Ticklphiles.

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

Push them into the nearest available tree.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

ViperGTS. "I know what you're thinking man. You need this roast like you need another hole in your head." :roffle:

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

RobAce, Amnesiac, Venray or ViperGTS.

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

I love this costume!

Snail Shell

 

[TropicThunder]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?
I would give leafstk the power to grow plants at will, so he can grow out his "leaf stick" to tickle people with.

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

Rainbows.

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

Vampires. Because I can't outrun a werewolf, and zombies scare the shit out of me. If I saw zombies, I would probably just drop dead out of fear.

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

FUCK NO. I hate uncomfortable movie theatres, and I would just download the clip itself from this site.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Yoshi. I gots a nice tongue, I eat eggs and everyone wants a free ride.

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

To climb out venray's butt.

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

CACH - Canadian Association of Couch Hopping (hey, you didn't say it had to be a tickle gathering)

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

Well...I can outrun my best friend.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

Rob. because the borders thing was toooooo funny.

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

Snail

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

 

[venray]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

TicklemanKyle, invulnerability so he would have no more pain...

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

I will answer this on Friday's Radio show...

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

Vampires so I could be all sparkly and stuff forever...

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

No. i wait for someone to post the clip...

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Mario...a short feisty Italian with a mustache....nuff said...

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

Why else....to get to the "other side"....

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

Been there, done that....UNY..Upperstate NY(AKA Tzarfest)

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

I turn to face them to give him (or her) time to escape, but being my best friend , he (or she) turns as well and we go down in a blaze of glory like Butch and Sundance..

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

MTP Jeff's. I would wait til the very end and say "I think we're done here"...

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

Kered...

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why? I would give AmandaBear the ability to kickass so she can be like Xena.

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt? RobAce

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why? Vampire, I figure if I'm gonna be killed, to be bitten by a vampire would be less painful. Maybe.

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway? No. I'd wait 'til it comes out on DVD so I can skip to the scene. 😉 Or wait 'til someone posts it on here. 😛

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why? Um, Luigi. 😀

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border? To get to Taco Bell.

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering. Uggh, smoke is coming out of my ears so I'll come back to this. Maybe. I'm not that creative or smart.

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation? We'd run until we can find some place safe like a tree or something.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person? Venray's. But I wouldn't say anything 'cause I'm not good under pressure and I'd be laughing too hard at what everyone else would be saying.

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted? Either Venray, Natural, Kered or Carsomyr. 😀

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

 

[..Glamorous..]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

I'd give JoJo superpowers. Super strength. Enough said. <3

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

Dinosaurs.. that's why their extinct.

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

Zombies. Thanks to L4D, I am confident I can survive.

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

Nope.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Princess Peach.. Dumb easy hoe.. enough said.

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

To get to the pringles!

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

Fuck. I dunno.

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

Find someone else to feed to them.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

Oh god. Rob's. Something about Tacos and border crossings, cause that never gets old.

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?
Jo.

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

 

[Bagelfather]

survey says...

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

DVNC - actual wolverine claws so he could do the proper SNIKT!

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?
Coal waiting to turn into diamonds.

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

Vampires - so I could become a vampire and rip the throats of Twilight vampires out.

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

No.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

I think Mario because I like to talk like him and I jump on turtles after eating mushrooms.

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

To work for Taco Bell (in Mexico).

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

Bay Area Tickle Enthusiasts - the leader could be Master BATEs.

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

The faster friend acts as a distraction while the other goes to start the car and pick him up as I run over the gila monsters.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

I would have to say DVNC again (as I've known him the longest of my TMF friends). "I'm not saying that DVNC is paranoid, but DVNC has a gift for handling annoying people. A broad smile that would sport shark teeth if the dentist hadn't pulled them as a child. And then the slow descriptive tale of what he is going to do to the individual. With half the tolerance for annoying people as anyone else, or double our own, that definitely makes him pair-annoyed."

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

It would have to be QBWeaver or DVNC.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

LeeAllure...the ability to bi-locate so she really could be everywhere at once! 😉

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt? The question isn't what's up there but why the hell there's so much room!

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why? zombies Then, I'd have a chance of outrunning them.

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

Nah. Someone, somewhere will eventually post a clip anyway!

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Dunno

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

He ran out of tacos

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

Already done that. CAT...Connecticut Area Ticklers

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

Get him to safety and hope to evade them long enough to follow.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

Pass

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

Venray

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

Unfortunately, the puppy can't spell. lol

 

[Carsomyr]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?
Twinny. I don't doubt her already existing gaydar, but she should have a foolproof one just because! 😀 Oh and I guess this one could also detect fetishes or something, making it a SUPER gaydarrrrr! >:3

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?
Probably a lot of excrement... left by spiders. 😛


3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?
Vampires. Because I'm absolutely obsessed with zombies and would freak out if there was an invasion like that! 😱 Also, I think a werewolf would be harder to kill than a silly sparkle-fairy. And if it's a REAL vampires, then maybe they will just turn me into one of them and allow me to retain my mind. Rawr, I'd make a great vampire! I'm already up all night long as it is!


4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?
Fuck no. I might make some saccrifices for ACTUAL tickling, but not for a damn clip! 😛


5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?
Mario I guess. 'Cause I'm a bit round and have facial hair! Not a 'stache, but whatever, you can't have it all! 😉


6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?
Because he wanted to see if people were less insane in Canada. 😉


7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.
My creativity drive needs rebooting.


8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?
Eh, I'm sure we can take care of them using some improvised weapons. 😉 But of course, I won't mind if my friend volunteers to spearhead into the pack while I provide "backup" XP


9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?
BAHAHAHA! This is a fucking brilliant idea, and should honestly be implemented at NEST! Oh and for the life of me I wouldn't want to miss Leaftkl's roast! 😀 If I were there I'd probably say something like: "Ok, I'm not saying that Aaron is a drunk! I'm just saying that it's hard to tell when he's sober!"


10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?
Ooooh, tough one! 😱 Snail Shell has a great sense of humour, and so does Big_Dogg... But I also wouldn't mind Leafstk (wow, I must be a closet masochist or something, allowing all these Canadians to have a jab at me!) or just any of my SSF friends really. 😀


BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

 

[kered]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?
Tklee88 the ability of telekinesis so she wouldn't have trouble reaching things.

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?
Last night's dinner.

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?
Non-sparkliy vampires. I would have more control over the things I do than the others.

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?
Nope.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?
I can't comment because I don't know the temperments of any of these characters.

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.
KRUTCH....Kered's Really Unique Tickling Carnival Holiday

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?
Split up in opposite directions to confuse them.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?
Crystallight. "Nice dress. Last years?"

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?
Amnesiac!!

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

Nice set of questions Josh and Jo!

 

[tklee88]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

....errrr...I would give Mondy hello kitty powers...whatever that consists of LOL!
2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

The remote...I've been looking for it for months.
3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?
DUH! Vampires. YUM! 😀

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

Nah.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Princess Peach...need I say more?

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

He didn't...they deported him back before he could get across it.

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

HERNA!...standing for...errr...herna.

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

run?

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

Natural....and all I would say is...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG BEAR!!!!!!

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

Probably Dirk 😛

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

In honor of coaster weekend...

 

[venray]

ZOMG! Penis coaster!

 

[RobAce]

Gee, this looks like fun. Lets dooooooooooooo it!

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?
I would give powers to HDS, the ability to clone himself many times over..why, because we all could use a little HDS at times.

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?
The lost city of Atlantis.

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?
Vampires. Because I can hope they are sick of being portrayed as sparkly, whimpy, emo dorks...I can point the vampires to those that wrote and acted in any Twilight stuff...sit back and enjoy the havoc. 😀

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?
No. Ill wait for the video or someone here to post the clip. I know they will.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?
Yoshi. Its the mouth. All about the mouth and tongue.

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?
To get away from all the damn crackers and gringos.

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.
Mexicans EXpecting Intelligent Masses Everywhere Liking Tickling (MEXIMELT)

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?
Make sure whom I am with is slower than I, and tastes really good.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?
HDS. Its HDS the Slinky. He's slinky, he's slinky. Such a wonderful toy. He's slinky, He's slinky...is a man or a boy. (Followed by Mondy laughing like crazy)

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?
Amnesiac.

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

Rob

 

[..Glamorous..]

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?
To get away from all the damn crackers and gringos.

BULLSHIT! It was for the Mexican Pringles and you know it!

 

[Bohemianne]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

Member: Milagros
Power: Postcount Transfering Powers
Why: umm...you know

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

e-coli = electronic colic

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

Vampire – I want to inquire about his dentist.

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

Nope. Might make me sneeze.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Mario or Luigi – the sewers interest me in a way. 😉

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

Let me try: Because if he won’t, his underpants would be compromised.

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

BOOB = Boh’s Orrific Orgy for Bestials

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

I’ll wake up, it’s just a nightmare.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

Ah… I take the Shrlulbs Gathering...
To you p.o.e.t.i.c. scalawags: “The limericks barbecued the skank of the list...” 😀 😀

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

*tosses coin*

BONUS:

 

[BrightEyes1082]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

I would give Lee powers to give me powers. 😀

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

Cupcakes.

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

Vampires, because they bite necks. 😉

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?

Nowai man.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Yoshi because he's just my favorite. I never was able to figure
out personalities for them. But actually, Mario, because I'll keep
entering the same scary fucking castle and get killed repeatedly
until I beat the giant koopa inside.

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

To get to his bar mitzvah. Or to become a frostback. Which border
did he cross? 😕 😕

7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

I already did - SNOB - Slightly North of Boston. 🙂

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

We would morph into one being, and devour each member of the pack.
But you'd be on the bottom because YOU'RE BOTTOMESTER.

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

Oh helllll no. Not answering this one. xD

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted?

How is that even possible??

BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome!

Hello Kitty S/m hotel room!

 

[Gothika]

1) 6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

To climb out venray's butt.

lol nice one

 

[Saeria]

1) If you could give anyone of the TMF superpowers, besides yourself, who would it be, what powers and why?

I'd give buggy the power to shoot rainbows and :$100's from his fingertips 😀

2) What do you believe is honestly up Venray's butt?

I;m.... sorry

3) Would you rather fall victim to an attack by zombies, werewolves or vampires? Why?

werewolves. Zombies have no sense of directions, the vampires all sparkle these days, And I guess if I turned into a werewolf I wouldn't look too much different from how I look now. YAY

4) There's a movie in theaters that you have no interest in. It's a genre you don't like featuring actors you don't like and the theater it's at is sticky and smells. But there is a very cool tickling scene in the movie. Do you go anyway?


Nah, I'm too cheap to pay for a movie I don't want to see.

5) Which best describes your personality: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi or Princess Peach? Why?

Yoshi, it seems everyone wants to ride my ass these days hehe
but honestly, he's the only one that gets to run away when there's trouble

6) (Make up a punchline!) Why did the blue-eyed Mexican cross the border?

Well, something turned his "browneye" blue..; hell, I'd be running away too.


7) You're in charge of a gathering. Make up a cool anagram (Ex. NEST = North East Society of Ticklephiles) for your gathering.

ASSHATTERY Associative Silliness Stealthily hidden as [a] theater troupe engaged [in] Ribald Yodelling

8) You and your best friend are being chased by a pack of crazed, rabid gila monsters, all intent on eating only one of you. How do you handle the situation?

Chill out. Can't get rabies from a reptile, their chemical makeup is all wrong.

Though venomous, as I said, a Gila Monster bite is not fatal to humans, and they are so slow moving we can easily outrun them—with a slow walk!

9) NEST (or whatever gathering you're going to) has started doing an annual roast to honour and poke fun at the best and brightest of the community. Who's roast would you not want to miss? What would you say if you were given the mic to roast this person?

Oh helllll no. Not answering this one. xD

What she said

10) Who would you want to be the Roastmaster if you were the one being roasted? Oscar the Grouch hehhe, but he'd better not use too much pepper, it'll ruin the flavor!


BONUS: Post a picture of something completely random/OMG awesome

 

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^ I sure miss her when she goes away.