Tonya Harding v. Paula Jones boxing match

[sceej56]

Am I the only one who thinks that the only appropriate end to that car wreck would have been a double knock out; each girl knocking out the other, followed by a station break. When the broadcast resumes, we'd find Tonya and Paula, hands tied behind their backs and with their ankles in stocks, whining nervously as the ring card girls unlace their boxing boots, tug off their socks and then tie their big toes back to cleats on the stocks, pulling their soles taut. At that point, Michael Buffer could announce, "And now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome as a special added attraction ... Olympic silver medalist, Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaacy Kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrigan ... and the junior senator from the great state of New York, Hiiiiiiiiiiiillary Rodham Cliiiiiiinton!". The trailor trash twosome pale as they see Nancy and Hillary enter the ring, eyes bright with hatred, each carrying in her hand ... a FEATHER!

 

[robmic]

Alternative ending....

I like your way of thinking Sceej56, I just can't stand Hillary or Nancy. 🙄

 

[TicklingDuo]

Hmmmm....I think that would have been much more interesting than the fight!

Ann

 

[Strelnikov]

I agree with Robmic on this one.

Strelnikov

 

[Dave2112]

Is it just me, or (between this and "Glutton Bowl) has Fox discovered a new layer of bedrock in the deep abyss of entertainment?🙄

 

[Strelnikov]

Fox hasn't plumbed the depths yet. If soccer ever gets popular here, expect to see color video, repeated over and over, of soccer hooligans beating other soccer fans to death with fence posts. Fox will call it "When Brits Attack".

Strelnikov