Top 10 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
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10. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95
9. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
8. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
7. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
6. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
5. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-
wagging.
4. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
3. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
2. Barking in next cubical keeps activating YOUR voice recognition
software.
And the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...
1. TrO{gO DsA[R,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
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10. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95
9. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
8. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
7. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
6. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
5. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-
wagging.
4. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
3. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
2. Barking in next cubical keeps activating YOUR voice recognition
software.
And the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...
1. TrO{gO DsA[R,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
(read caps)
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