Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a sub say to their Master

[tickle_fan031]

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a sub say to their Master

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?

Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!

Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?

God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!

And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?

Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?
Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!

Who died and left you in charge?

Do your own damn laundry!

And the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...

What do I look like, your maid?

 

[TheChameleon]

Are you kidding, those are all things I'd say to a... well, I'm not really a sub then, am I?

 

[TKLVR181]

HAHAH TF---you're the expert on what Subs shouldn't say to Doms but do *rotfl*

 

[tickle_fan031]

HAHAH TF---you're the expert on what Subs shouldn't say to Doms but do *rotfl*

hahaha I'm not the only one*glares at you!*

It's just so ironic 😎

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

cool list Helen.

 

[Snail Shell]

Subs say those things all the time. We call them S.A.M's or Smart-Ass Masochists.

And uh, SOMEONE who attended NEST this past year.... may have acquired a bit of a reputation for saying.... such things.... in a, uh, compromised position. 🙄

Snail Shell

 

[tickle_fan031]

Subs say those things all the time. We call them S.A.M's or Smart-Ass Masochists.

And uh, SOMEONE who attended NEST this past year.... may have acquired a bit of a reputation for saying.... such things.... in a, uh, compromised position. 🙄

Snail Shell

Hmm maybe my parents got my name wrong,it probably should have been Sam as opposed to Helen.lol. 😎

 

[Senshi1]

Haha, the last one made me laugh. Nice list!

 

[Dude'sonfire]

You forgot:

Hey! I have rights!

😀

 

[ticklish_sage]

Some more off the top of my head..




- STFU, I'm trying to watch the football.. Go get me another beer

- Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie

- You are aware the whole world doesn't revolve around you?!

- Worship your feet?! How about you go to www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com (that's actually a website)



And my number 1 thing you'll never hear a sub say to their master..

- Why are you shouting at me and calling me pathetic? That isn't very nice.. As William oh Wykeham, who lived in the 14th century, famously said "manners maketh the man."

 

[tickle_fan031]

Some more off the top of my head..




- STFU, I'm trying to watch the football.. Go get me another beer

- Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie

- You are aware the whole world doesn't revolve around you?!

- Worship your feet?! How about you go to www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com (that's actually a website)



And my number 1 thing you'll never hear a sub say to their master..

- Why are you shouting at me and calling me pathetic? That isn't very nice.. As William oh Wykeham, who lived in the 14th century, famously said "manners maketh the man."

haha thanks and lmao at the website!!! 😎