Top Ten alternate use for guys!

[chickles_:)]

Hiya 😎
My friends and i recently returned from some much needed holiday time in Spain! Talk about awesome! Gotta go back! 😀

Anyway, while enjoying the beach, the four of us found ourselves in the company of an equal sized party of cute guys visiting from Madrid! 😍

Thanks to some broken bottom level language on both sides (I do speak other languages but Spanish isn't one of them 😱 ) and some creative signing :tounge: we enjoyed a couple of days together, beaching, dancing, and touring. :super_hap

But to the question at hand. We all know that guys are great for tickling, kissing, cuddling -and tickling etc. (not necessarily in that order 😉 ) but i got to wondering what else they might be good for.

I'd like to start the list with at least the following suggestions:

Guys make excellent parcel carriers on shopping trips!
Guys are excellent for fixing stuff around the appartment!
Guys rock when it comes to moving heavy furniture!

Any other suggestions?? Come on ladies, this could be fun! 😉

And guys, feel free to check in to discover the real reasons God made you. 😛

Many blessings,

 

[MistressValerie1]

I like to use my willingly subby hubby as a yoga mat, rug, balance beam, and/or footwarmer 🙂

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

What's The Current Exchange Rate: Men To Dead Cats?

*gt Furiously Takes Copious Notes*

 

[-Kunoke-]

And guys, feel free to check in to discover the real reasons God made you.

Oooo....

*takes out a piece of paper and a pencil*

 

[Ghost_Host_9991]

Well now...two can play this game.

Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A: It doesn't need cleaning.

😀 fair's fair ladies.

 

[CellarDweller]

I have my own uses for men. 😉

 

[Kalamos]

Humans of either genders make for a tasty snack.

 

[-Kunoke-]

Humans of either genders make for a tasty snack.

Interesting....*jots down quickly*

Ok. I almost have enough for my report on human reaction. Just a little more...

 

[Goodieluver]

Wheres my dinner

 

[Kalamos]

"Master! Dinner is served!"

Magenta, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

[Goodieluver]

"Let's go back to the good old days when men were men and women were ribs"
-The reverend Al Bundy of the Church of No Ma'am 🙂

 

[BigNorm]

Yes! men hath dominated this thread! soon, men shall rule the world!

*News Flash* "And remember kids, vote for BigNorm as your evil ruling male dictator"

*end testosterone fueled ranting

 

[-Kunoke-]

Yes! men hath dominated this thread! soon, men shall rule the world!

*News Flash* "And remember kids, vote for BigNorm as your evil ruling male dictator"

*end testosterone fueled ranting

*casts a vote in the bucket, which appears out of nowhere to collect votes*

 

[Goodieluver]

I will vote only if im given the west coast and chicago to rule

 

[MistressValerie1]

I'll vote for Normie as long as I get to rule Oceania with my crew of strict-but-loving Jedi Ab-Mistresses 😉

 

[Kjiron]

Ah, it is true what they say. There really is a webcomic for everything.

 

[Goodieluver]

Val, we're men, eventually we will conquer yer land, with the help of the schwartz that is

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

funny thread so sayeth the hollywood brother but just remember the guys are great tickle and orgasm machine for the ladies out there

 

[Goodieluver]

Amen Brah

 

[chickles_:)]

EEEEK!
Help!! I say Houston, we've been ji-hacked! :grind_tee

Oh well, it seemed like a good thread at the time.
I love your response Mistress Valerie! *heehee* 😀 We all could do with some hairy floor mats. 😛

Someone sent a post somewhere about the value of males for jacking up cars with flats etc. I'd definitely have to go there! I HATE getting black oil under my nails! *Eewww!*

It's just so,,, -crude- *Chickles ducks flying tomatoes* :tounge: (i'd definitely take the job of vaccuuming a lunar crater to messing with engine belts. *sorry to all chicks-with-tools out there. :snob:* -LOL-)

Seriously though,
COME ON LADIES! we have to find some good answers to the question "what else are guys good for?"

-Or uhh, should i take the silence to be it's own answer?? :laughing: :laughing:

Many blessings, 😉

 

[MistressValerie1]

Hi, Chickles -- I see that we have similar preferences in flooring materials 😉 😉 😉

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Cannon fodder in the Civil War? I didn't hear of women stepping forward to act as shields for the main force. You really should thank us. 😛

 

[nessonite1]

You made a big contribution in the civil war did you?

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

No, of course not. Its a sarcastic joke. 😛

 

[nessonite1]

And clever to boot.

This thread reminded me of an old book called "101 Uses for a Dead Cat". It spawned knock offs such as "101 Uses for a Dead Angel". I remember coming accross it when I was about 7 and thinking it was the most hysterical brilliant book I had ever seen.
If anyone posts something that sparks my irritatingly-hard-to-spark imagination then I'd love to make a toon or two. 😛