Top Ten Reasons Why It Is YOUR Fault That I'm Into Tickling

[Sunriseticklee]

Top Ten Reasons Why It's ____________'s Fault I Love Tickling!​

Just for fun, I've decided that we should totally blame someone else for our love of tickling! I mean, this had to come from somewhere? I remember when my mother finally found out. Oooo Drama! And she asked me all kinds of questions about "How" and "Why". So LOL I've decided to blame it all on my parents! I'm about to list the top ten reasons why. You can respond to my list, but I'd rather you create your own. It's funnier. Oh, and I would NEVER tell my mother it was her fault. Ya'll know she was crying when she found out. It was a sad day in TickleTown. 🙁

HEY MOM AND DAD! Top Ten Reasons Why It's Your Fault I Love Tickling!​

10. Actually, you barely tickled me at all. (So I went in search for the secrets of tickling!)

9. You let me start a feather collection and didn't ask why! (I almost forgot about that!)

8. When I told you I wanted to be a dancer and join the Girl Scouts, you walked away! (Hmm... I wonder if that would have opened up for more tickling.)

7. You gave me the talk on the dangers of sex several times, but never gave me the talk on the dangers of tickling. (I didn't have ANY sex partners, but tickle partners... heehee)

6. You didn't care that my sister and I had MONTH long tickle fights. (What happen to playing with Barbie? Of course, she was ticklish too.)

5. You let most of my aunts and my uncles tickle torture me! Yeah, I enjoyed it, but when I was the only one who asked for more, you never yelled at me and said, "That's enough!" (like you did when I went to get seconds of cake!)

4. You saw me being tickled in church every Sunday, but you never stopped it! (Sorry, Jesus, but it was fun!)

3. You shrugged it off when you saw me playing tickle games with my boyfriends instead of letting them get to 3rd base. (They got to second! *grin)

2. You gave me a ticklish, talking dog for Christmas when I was 5! (I mean, COME ON! Are you serious? I kept Daisy until I was 11.)

1. Genetics of course! Your Genes... Your Fault!

SunnyHunny


Top 5 or #1 reason if you can't think of TEN!

 

[Comfort Eagle]

I lol'd.

 

[Gadilici]

'Tis funny.

Christopher

 

[DanishTickling]

good idea Sunriseticklee. it's always nice to blame somebody else 😀
I would like to put all the blame on the girls I went to high school with!

Hey girls, this is the top five reasons why it's your fault I love tickling!

5. When I tried to tickle you, you always resisted (and people always want what they can’t have)

4. You often walked around barefoot during summertime (and for a young, horny guy with a huge tickle- and foot fetish, you might as well wear a sign saying “please tickle my feet”)

3. You always laughed and had a sweet laughter (whenever I heard it I wanted more and I knew how to get it from you)

2. When you teased me, you knew I would have to punish you in some way (and I couldn’t hurt you, so I had to come up with something creative)

1. You always told me and the other boys that we were childish and tried to act mature yourself (but when I tickled you and made you scream like pigs, you proved to be just as childish as the rest of us!)

 

[Flatfoot]

Ooh, this is difficult, because I'm over-analyzing it...

It's your fault I love tickling because you had eleven kids before me, had all the experience in the world, so you were wise and passed all the knowledge and answers on to me, bringing me up to be so serious and adult before my time, that I need a physical manifestation of silliness to provide a "laugh-gasm"?

 

[Sunriseticklee]

good idea Sunriseticklee. it's always nice to blame somebody else 😀

1. You always told me and the other boys that we were childish and tried to act mature yourself (but when I tickled you and made you scream like pigs, you proved to be just as childish as the rest of us!)

LOL LOL.... Really! I love the mental picture from the simile "scream like pigs". Maybe I'll put this sentence on the board in class and have the students analyze it. *giggle

@ Flatfoot

That should also be one of my reasons! We had sooo many rules and things were always so serious! What better way to laugh and get others to laugh?

Thanks guys for playing along! Fun Times!
Sunny
:Kiss:

 

[Sherm]

You mean it's not Bush's fault? J/K

Sherm

 

[Imlatino]

well um what well when I was little me and my girl cousin would have tickle fights, and she always won because she wasn't ticklish!

 

[milagros317]

You should be thanking your parents that you're into tickling, Sunrise.