Towel or Owl?

[Knot Amewzed]

Ok, here it goes.

You must answer the question with towel or owl and explain why you have choosen your answer.

Once you have answered, you must add a question to this thread for the person after you.

Example:

Which would you wipe your ass with?

Towel - I am alergic to birds of prey.

AND NOW WE BEGIN...

Which one would you rather have if stuck in solitary?

 

[ikaiyoo]

A towel then I have something to lay on




Which would you rather have at a wedding?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

A towel then I have something to lay on




Which would you rather have at a wedding?

A towel so I can roll it up and snap it at the asses of the bride's maids.

Which would you rather have at a movie theater?

 

[ikaiyoo]

An owl so I wouldnt have to buy candy just send it out into the theater for it.


Which would you rather have at a Job interview?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

An owl so I wouldnt have to buy candy just send it out into the theater for it.


Which would you rather have at a Job interview?

An owl, so we can confuse the interviewer when he asks a question. The owl can say "hoo", then the interviewer can say "him", then I would say "who", then the interviewer would say "you", and so on...

Which would you rather relieve yourself on?

 

[ikaiyoo]

Definitely a towel it wouldn't think I was holding a humongous Worm in my hand Lol


Which would you rather take to a strip club?

 

[NukeLaloosh]

An owl, the towel is so cliche. Not to mention you could come up with a classy sex move name like "the foul owl" which would consist of pulling out at the last second, "relieving" on the owl, and then slapping her in the face with it.

Which would you rather have as a weapon for a medieval joust?

 

[ikaiyoo]

Oh I would have to say a towel so I could hurl it bolo style around the horses legs and trip it up.


Which would you rather have at NEST?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Oh I would have to say a towel so I could hurl it bolo style around the horses legs and trip it up.


Which would you rather have at NEST?

Obviously an owl. At NEST an owl could feel right at home.

Which would you confess your darkest secrets to?

 

[ikaiyoo]

wow blank question... I would have to go with owl... because owls are just that cool


Which would you rather have in a barfight

 

[Knot Amewzed]

wow blank question... I would have to go with owl... because owls are just that cool


Which would you rather have in a barfight

A towel, so I can wrap it around a cue ball and kick ass Steven Segal style!

Which would you rather give as a gift?

 

[ikaiyoo]

A towel.... because you should always know where your towel is. And what better way to know then to have one given to you as a gift.

Which would you rather take on a road trip?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

An owl so it could send messages to people.

Which would you rather have on an airplane?

 

[ikaiyoo]

towel to tear into strips and tie up the cute stewardess in the bathroom and tickle her... or the girl sitting next to me... or...

which would you rather have at a gun range

 

[DimpleToes]

A towel so I can roll it up and snap it at the asses of the bride's maids.
your a DORK.. you better not do that to me.. I fight back (hint hint).. hugsssss
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an owl at the gun range to fly above and scare up the pigeons for real target practice.. yeah baby.. fun with my toys

What would you bring to the Beach?

 

[ikaiyoo]

An owl because everyone take a towel to the beach


which would you take to the hospital

 

[Knot Amewzed]

An owl because everyone take a towel to the beach


which would you take to the hospital

A towel. Hospital toilet paper is rough on the ass lips.

Which one would you go to the prom with?

 

[ikaiyoo]

Hell my towel I know it puts out.

which would you go to the club with?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Hell my towel I know it puts out.

which would you go to the club with?

An owl. At a club, people seem to pay more attention to hooters.

Which one would you trust with your baby sister?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

A towel, she'd probably want to cuddle with it.

Which one would benefit McGyver more?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

A towel, she'd probably want to cuddle with it.

Which one would benefit McGyver more?

An owl. McGyver is a survivor; nothing like a warm bowl of owl stew after making rubber-band boobie-traps all episode long.

Which one would score higher on an IQ test?

 

[ikaiyoo]

towel owls are stupid


which one would macgueyver use to save the day

 

[Knot Amewzed]

A towel. He can wrap it around somone's neck to choke them out.

Which one would you watch Hell's Kitchen with?

 

[ikaiyoo]

An Owl towels are more into americas top model

which would you rather see as a partner in the amazin race?