...walks up to a house and rings the doorbell. It's opened by a 5 year old boy, who's smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey.
Shocked, the travelling salesman says, "Excuse me son, are your folks home?"
The 5 year old takes the cigar out of his mouth, sets down the drink, looks at the salesman and says, "What do you fucking think?"
Shocked, the travelling salesman says, "Excuse me son, are your folks home?"
The 5 year old takes the cigar out of his mouth, sets down the drink, looks at the salesman and says, "What do you fucking think?"