TT Assault

[Comfort Eagle]

The most insane thing happened to me today, I'm still pretty shaken up about it. Just got back from spending a few days at the Police Station filling out reports, but I'm back now.

I was walking about of Spencers this afternoon with my bag full of fuzzy handcuffs and other kinky paraphernalia when I noticed a large heavyset man eyeballing me from Gamestop. I greeted him with a nod and continued on my way, though feeling like I was being followed. I turn around and noticed the heavyset man had been following me. I go up to him and ask what his deal is, and he tells me "You're on TMF! You're that gothlovingmoron!" To which I acknowledge being said moron on TMF.

"I post on TickleTheatre", he responds. Thinking he wants to offer me some M/M action, I retort with a "That's great" and begin to back away, wanting none of what I assume he's selling. He lunges toward me, grabbing me by my neck and flinging me toward the ground. The only thing I can remember after that his this large man stomping my head screaming about "The cliques, the cliques..."

 

[CrystalLight]

omggggggggaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhaaaaa

 

[Adam]

Can't... think... of words...

 

[drewskee]

 

[vladtickleman22]

WoWcat says BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!!

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Oh my goshhhh!
lmfao!

 

[slacker2114]

Great googily moogily, man!! Are you ok? Did they catch the sumbitch? And what the fuck kind of man are you? You shoulda fought back, you weak little nancy boy.

 

[Adam]

The cliques! The cliques!!! Oh, the humanity! Is there no one who can stop the cliques?! 😛

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Great googily moogily, man!! Are you ok? Did they catch the sumbitch? And what the fuck kind of man are you? You shoulda fought back, you weak little nancy boy.

I got blindsided and curbstomped. I can fight as well as the next man, but with my mind set on my woman and all that tickle board indignation coming down on my face I didn't have a chance. All I wanted was a night of kinky fun, instead I get jumped.

I went out to buy things for my hot date tonight, now I'll be suck toes through a straw. 🙁

 

[slacker2114]

Well, that's what you get when you cross into another forum's turf. You obviously didn't pay the toll, and therefore paid the price.

I suppose it could've been worse. If the guy had been an avid story reader on the forum, you might have been forced to live life as a constant victim of the kidnap scenarios so prevalent. He may have even made you dress as the pink Power Ranger or Kim Possible!

In light of that, I suppose you should be rather thankful you got away with just a mudhole stomping.

 

[kis123]

I got blindsided and curbstomped. I can fight as well as the next man, but with my mind set on my woman and all that tickle board indignation coming down on my face I didn't have a chance. All I wanted was a night of kinky fun, instead I get jumped.

I went out to buy things for my hot date tonight, now I'll be suck toes through a straw. 🙁

QFTW!

I nominate this as the quote of the day!

 

[The Fallen Angel]

LMFAO

 

[Comfort Eagle]

They caught the guy, he was on a laptop when they arrested him and was actually posting here under the name TicklerChampion. They tell me as they dragged him out he was screaming "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man, check the IP's for fucks sake!" but hauled him in anyway.

Crazy night, TMF. Pay me lots of attention. 🙁

 

[kis123]

They caught the guy, he was on a laptop when they arrested him and was actually posting here under the name TicklerChampion. They tell me as they dragged him out he was screaming "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man, check the IP's for fucks sake!" but hauled him in anyway.

Crazy night, TMF. Pay me lots of attention. 🙁

Please stop before I end up on the floor!

 

[Mister Scruff]

The most insane thing happened to me today, I'm still pretty shaken up about it. Just got back from spending a few days at the Police Station filling out reports, but I'm back now.

I was walking about of Spencers this afternoon with my bag full of fuzzy handcuffs and other kinky paraphernalia when I noticed a large heavyset man eyeballing me from Gamestop. I greeted him with a nod and continued on my way, though feeling like I was being followed. I turn around and noticed the heavyset man had been following me. I go up to him and ask what his deal is, and he tells me "You're on TMF! You're that gothlovingmoron!" To which I acknowledge being said moron on TMF.

"I post on TickleTheatre", he responds. Thinking he wants to offer me some M/M action, I retort with a "That's great" and begin to back away, wanting none of what I assume he's selling. He lunges toward me, grabbing me by my neck and flinging me toward the ground. The only thing I can remember after that his this large man stomping my head screaming about "The cliques, the cliques..."

NUKKA PLEASE

 

[Lord Doctor]

Weird night.

Does he read Sutter Cain?