Feathertime #11
Almost 6 months after Overload and Mr. Mitchell got plenty of legal stuff out of the way, the Tickle Torture Federation was back up and running – Mitchell had managed to get his beloved Federation back on track, the first show in a long time didn’t get a great turnout – but the crowd were in good spirits and eager to get things back to normal,
Chris Kirkland was present as the regular commentator – and his new sidekick was Gemma Harrison (a girl who made an appearance back at Ticklemania many months ago)
CK: “Welcome back everyone we are here tonight for the first TTF show in almost 6 months – and with me is a girl who made her tickle/wrestling debut in the first TTF Pay-per-view”
GH: “My names Gemma Harrison and I’m back to help Chris host the Feathertime shows”
The lights went off and a small green laser shone down on the stage area, a rumbling noise could be heard followed by the start of Fear Factory’s song ‘Demanufacture’
Once the song broke in fireworks blasted – and the lights came back on, Mr. Mitchell made his way to the ring to a huge applause,
(The crowd settled as Mitchell grabbed a microphone)
M: “Hello everyone and it feels so good to be back, the long wait is over and the TTF is back in buissness”
(The crowd cheered loudly)
“I never thought that I would get to stand in this ring – and make an announcement to all you great fans, but……. here I am ………..and here you all are”
(A chant of TTF echoed around the arena for a few minutes)
“Now because of the events at Overload we have been left with just 17 TTF stars – 2 of which I might add are new faces, I am also proud to announce that Emma Davies – the girl who usually does the interviews has decided to become a competitor, along with former commentator Rebecca Johnson”
“So without anymore delays lets get back to what we all love……..Tickle Torture”
Ring announcer: “The following contest is a Ladder match and the first competitor to grab the golden feather wins the bout, introducing first the blonde bombshell Leanne Topping”
(Leanne walked calmly down the ramp)
“Her opponent tonight is a star who tried to make the TTF proud – and she worked hard in that emphatic battle …….its Rachel”
DING DING!
Leanne was wearing a white top with black skin-tight bottoms and long black boots,
Rachel wore a red tight top with blue jeans and flip-flops,
They paced the ring eager to grapple and the crowd became just as eager to see them clash, then suddenly they pounced on each other battling on the floor, Leanne slipped in a few rib tickles – while Rachel tried in vain to tickle Leanne back,
HEE HHE AHAHHA hhaa hoo hahehh HHA HHE owwwww HHA HE ARGGHHHHH
Rachel thrashed about trying to get Leanne away from her, but it was no use Leanne was stronger and tickled harder and harder,
HA HEEEE HEEEEEE HHA HOO HHAHAHHAHAA GEDOOOOOFFFFFF HHAHA HEHE OWHHWHAHHAHAAA AHHAA WWAAAAAAA HAHA ARGHH EHHA EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK HAHAHHEHHEHEHEHHAHHAHOOOOOO
After a few minutes Rachel had stopped fighting back and her blocking was feeble, Leanne stopped and slid to the outside to grab the tall ladder, as she got back in the ring she set the ladder up and quickly climbed up it, once she was about half way Rachel kicked out knocking the ladder sideways,
The ladder then fell slowly and Leanne jumped off landing near the ropes, she shook her head and regained her senses – but Rachel was quickly upon her and she had grabbed Leanne’s left leg and locked it into a half-crab, Leanne struggled immensely but Rachel had got a tight grip – now she was quickly un-zipping Leanne’s boot and pulling it off,
Leanne began to panic and quickly tried to trip Rachel over – the boot came off but Rachel was tripped over, and now both women were on the floor – Leanne quickly flipped Rachel’s sandal off and tickled her bare foot, Rachel was now also tickling Leanne’s socked foot,
(Both women giggled like mad)
HHA HE HHA HOO HAH EEEERGHHAHH HAHA HOO HAHA OHHHHH AHHAH OHH NOOOO HAHHAHA ARGGGHHHH GOD NOT MY FEEEEEETTTTTAAAA HAHHEHHEE HO HAHA ARGH EEEEEIIIIKKKKKKK HOOO HAHHAA OOOOOOHHHA HAHAHAHAHA
Rachel now used her teeth to yank Leanne’s sock off – knowing that if she stopped tickling with her hand Leanne would get the better of her,
Leanne burst into wild hysterics once her bare sole was revealed and given a good tickling, and Rachel started to win the battle as Leanne slowly went wild with laughter,
After almost 5 minutes of a two way tickle fight it became one sided, Rachel had caused Leanne to crumble into hysterics,
HHA HE AAARGHHH OOHH GOD STOOOOPPPPP HAH HEH EHHE NO NO NO NO NOOMORRRRRRERE AGGHHHHHAHG FFFFF HAHHAHA FUUUUCKKK SHIT HEHEH AHHEHEHEEEE AHHEHEE EHEHEHE HAHAHA HOOOOOOOO
Eventually Rachel stopped leaving Leanne breathing heavily and red-faced, next she set the ladder back up and climbed up to grab the feather,
DIND DING!
“Here is your winner RACHEL”
Backstage a limousine pulled up and out stepped Gwen Stefani, with a smug smile on her face she made her way to Steven’s dressing room,
CK: “Oh dear something tells me Steven is not going to want to see Gwen tonight”
GH: “I agree she could be making a big mistake”
CK: “Let’s go back to the dressing room and see what’s happening”
Gwen knocked the door and Steven opened it, he stood there for a while looking at Gwen and then she said; “Well aren’t you gonna invite me in?”
S: “You have got a lot of explaining to do… don’t you think?”
GS: “It’s really quite simple….. because of you I was hung upside down and humiliated …..it didn’t occur to you to come down and help me sooner did it?”
S: “But I did help you only to get hit with a steel chair …..more than a few times”
GS: “Either way now you know why I screwed YOU and this company at Overload”
Gwen then left the room and Steven sat with his head in his hands trying to think of a plan for revenge against Gwen.
Back in the parking lot Hardcore champion Jakky got out of her limousine, she was greeted by Emma Davies – and they spoke about tonites show,
ED: “Jakky I just want to say I think you are a great superstar, and well because I have now become a star in the TTF i… well I was wondering if you would take up my challenge of a tickle fight here tonight?”
(Jakky was shocked but smiled and replied)
J: “Well I havn’t been in action for a while so I guess I need to get back on track”
ED: “And will you be putting your title on the line?”
J: “Ermmm no sorry Em I think you need to win a few fights before you get a shot at this”
Back in the ring former commentator Becky Johnson made a speech – asking for anybody to come down a have a match against her,
After a short silence ‘nine lives’ by Aerosmith began to play, the crowd looked at the stage in confusion to see who it was,
A tall brunette woman slowly walked down the aisle, she wore a skin tight golden bodysuit with a long fake cats tail at the back, she was followed by a small gray cat,
CK: “Who is he?”
GH: “I don’t know but it would seem Becky has got her opponent”
(The woman grabbed a microphone)
“Hello everyone my name is Chloe Katt – I am here tonight to make my TTF debut”
RJ: “So wait a minute – did you just come from a Batman movie or something?”
C: “ha very funny – everyone needs an image and because I love cats so much, I just figured that I could use this as my advantage in this Federation”
RJ: “Ok miss. Katt how would you like to face me in a hog-tie match-up?”
C: “Let’s do this……”
Becky put down her microphone and prepared for the fight, Chloe smiled and also prepared herself,
DING DING!
CK: “Here we go then a hog-tie match-up and two girls about to make their TTF debuts”
Becky charged quickly but suddenly Chloe dodged and caused Becky to crash in to the corner, Chloe stood smiling and watched Becky pull herself back up,
Becky was now angry and she darted towards her again, but this time Chloe jumped and Becky went under her legs and fell to the floor,
Chloe grabbed her own tail and swung it round – still smiling and teasing Becky,
This made Becky even more angry and she charged her again – but this time landed great gore style tackle to her stomach,
Becky took her down and began to tickle Chloe mid-section furiously,
YEE HHAH EHEYYAYAYAAAAAAA HEHE HE HO NHHYAYAYAAAAAAA
Suddenly Chloe turned things around and now began to tickle Becky’s tummy,
HE HAHHAHAAAAAAAA HHE HA HO HAHHE GEDDOOFFFFFFF HEHHEH HO HAHHAHA HAHHEEHEEEEEE HAAAHAAAAAAAA
After a good 2 minutes of tickle tussling Becky was exhausted and crawled under the ropes, but Chloe grabbed her leg and began to yank off her boot, Becky tried to turn but it was too late – Chloe had pulled the boot off, and now she tried to pull off Becky’s dark blue sock, but Becky simply rolled out of the ring and away from danger,
Becky hobbled away to the security barrier as Chloe quickly made chase, as Becky turned Chloe used a judo-style sweep to trip her over, and then she grabbed her other leg and pulled off the other boot, and now Becky was left with just her socks on and she pleaded with Chloe not to tickle her feet,
But as Chloe went to grab her Becky kicked out tripping her opponent over, now Chloe was grounded and a little dazed – and Becky was very quick to grab her feet and remove the gold strappy-heels,
Chloe squealed as Becky ran her fingers across the sensitive sole of the cat girl, and within a few seconds Chloe was screaming with laughter hard and loud,
HHHHAAA HHAR HAHAHAHAA AARGGGHHHH HHEHE DON’T TICKLE HHE AHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA MYYYY FEEEEEEEETTTTTAAA HHEHE HOOO OHHH F*** HAHHE HAHHA AHHEEEEEEE GOODD NOOO DON’T DO THIS TOOO MEEEEEEEE EEEEEIIIIIKKKKKKKKK AHHA EHEHEEEEEE AHAHAAAAAA
After a few minutes Becky searched under the ring for some ropes, but as she began to search Chloe had crawled over to the security barrier, she then asked a member of the crowd for his carton of milk,
Becky suddenly felt Chloe sit on the back of her legs – leaving her legs locked down tight, next she felt a cold wet substance being poured on her soles,
CK: “My god this is fantastic – Chloe is going to use her cat to tickle Becky’s feet”
GH: “What a great secret weapon”
The cat began lapping up the milk with great pleasure, Becky screamed in freight as the cats tongue caused great ticklishness,
EKKK AW HEH HOO OH NOO STOP THAT HHE HHAHAA
The cat was still licking away at her feet and then Chloe said “Save some for Mommy!”
And then Chloe leaned over and started to slowly lick Becky’s milk covered soles, and the humiliation was awful for Becky she sobbed,
Chloe had licked Becky’s feet clean and then she pulled out some thin rope and quickly tied Becky’s ankles, then she dragged her opponent from under the ring and tied her hands followed by the all important join – completing the hog-tie and winning the match,
DING DING!
RA: “Here is your winner! Chloe Katt”
Back in the locker rooms Leanne was talking to Linda,
LI: “We can get Rachel some other time, but I think you should ask for a re-match”
LE: “Yeah! And maybe I could get a shot a the title”
Suddenly there was a knock at the door, Linda opened the door to find the Hogslipper sisters waiting,
LI: “Yes? What do you want?”
SJ-H: “Me an ma sis were wonderin if you an ya friend would like a tag-team match against us?”
LI: “I’m sorry Leanne has already fought tonight!”
SJ-H: “Well how about me an you then?”
LI: “What you wanna fight me?”
SJ-H: “Yep ay sure do”
LI: “Ok no problem – see you in the ring”
Emma Davies was making her way to the ring – ‘original prankster’ by Offspring played,
Suddenly the lights went out and ‘tainted love’ by Marilyn Manson began to play, strobe lights flashed and gothic chick Jakky came down the aisle,
CK: “Here comes the Hardcore champion”
GH: “She looks fired up tonight!”
DING DING!
CK: “Here we go then!”
Jakky got off to a great start as she ploughed straight into Emma, the Gothic chick gained early advantage as she tickled the grounded Emma,
HEEA AGHAREEAEAEAEAAA HHHEHEEEE HOO HAHA ARGHHHH AHHEHEH AHEHHEHEHEHAHAAA HAHA HAHA
Now Jakky picked Emma up and tried to use a suplex – but Emma wriggled free and tripped Jakky over, and then it was Emma’s turn as she dug her fingers into Jakky’s sides,
Suddenly Jakky broke out into hysterics and she was quickly being driven mad,
HE HAAAAAAAAAA HHA EHO HHEO OH NOO HEHA HAHA HEHAAA RGHHHHHHAHGAHA HEHE AHAA HEHE HAHHJA OH HEHHEE GET OFF HAHHA OH GOD NOOOOO HEH HAHAHAAAAAAA
Next Emma turned Jakky onto her front – and then she grabbed her right foot and started to remove the long black boot,
Jakky screamed for mercy as Emma slipped of the boot and began to tease her fishnet stockings,
Emma’s fingers stroked gently across Jakky’s sole as the gothic girl begged for mercy,
OHH HHA HEEE OH PLEASEE STOPPP PLEASEEEEE NO MOREEE
And as Emma began to tear a hole in the fishnets Jakky scrambled free and got out of the ring, and then she began to walk up the ramp,
CK:” What’s going on?”
GH: “I think Jakky has had enough and she is giving the match to Emma”
Emma shrugged her shoulders in question to why Jakky was leaving, but the gothic was not having any of it and she went backstage,
DING DING!
The match was awarded to Emma but she wasn’t happy at the way it was won,
GH: “Well she wins by default because Jakky has left the ring and got counted out”
CK: “Shocking! I don’t believe Jakky has just quit out of the match”
GH: “So what’s next then Chris?”
CK: “Well Gemma I think we have got a Tickle timer match next”
The ring was set-up with two bench-stocks – and two electronic feather machines at the bottom of them - the referee waited for the two women,
First up was Gina Badstuff as she came to the ring barefooted,
Gina got in the ring and sat down on one of the benches – then she willingly placed her feet into the stocks,
Kylie’s ‘can’t get you outta my head’ played and the pop princess came down the aisle,
She smiled at all of her adoring fans and suddenly a man jumped the barrier and dived at Kylie’s feet, he hugged her ankles and kissed her feet before security guards grabbed him and took him out the arena,
CK: “Wow! That TTF fan has sure missed Kylie”
GH: “umm yeah!”
Kylie cleared her head after the scuffle and rolled under the bottom ropes, next she kicked off her white flip-flops and sat on the bench,
The anxious referee slowly helped Kylie to put her feet in the stocks, she smiled at him and teased him with her flexing gorgeous toes,
The referee shook his head to regain his composure and continued with his job,
GH: “Kylie is sure making the referee drool”
Now the match was ready and the bell rang – the machined started slowly and the feathers brushed gently across the soles of the 2 stars,
Kylie grabbed the sides of the bench and gritted her teeth, while Gina held her breath trying not to laugh, about 30 seconds passed and the machine speeded up a little,
Gina began to instantly giggle while Kylie closed her eyes trying to imagine it wasn’t tickling,
Gina giggled over and over – and Kylie’s face began to turn red as she held her breath
(Even though it was tickling like hell)
The 2 minute mark approached and the machine had moved up to speed setting 4 – Gina threw back her head and broke out into hysterical laughter, Kylie had now began to laugh but still tried to hold her breath now and again,
Tears began to pour from Gina’s eyes – and Kylie began to lose control as well, but suddenly the referee kneeled down and began to tickle Kylie’s left sole – whilst the machine tickled her right sole,
CK: “What’s going on? The referee is tickling Kylie’s feet”
GH: “Surely that’s not allowed?”
CK: “I’m not sure but he doesn’t seem to care”
Kylie screamed for help and her face had a terrible terrified look on it, she screamed and sobbed and the tickling was driving her mad,
But suddenly she was saved when a distraught Gina screamed for the bell,
The referee stopped and called the match over – DING DING!
He turned off both machines and released both women, Kylie was announced as the winner and Gina left the ring,
Kylie was fuming and she looked at the referee in disgust – picking up her flip-flops and exiting the ring she headed for Mitchell’s office,
CK: “Well I believe we have got one match left tonight – but lets go see where Kylie is off too”
The camera panned backstage following Kylie up the corridor – she got too Mitchell’s office and knocked the door,
Mitchell answered and Kylie made her complaint,
KM: “I want to make an official complaint about the refereeing in my match just then”
M: “Ok ok I saw what happened and I will deal with him next week”
KM: “What? Next week?……. Why next week?”
M: “Kylie I just don’t have time tonight and I have to go to a meeting in 15 minutes”
KM: “Well I want him punished – I nearly lost that match”
M: “Look I’m sorry but see me next week and we will sort something”
Mitchell closed the door and Kylie was furious – she lost her temper and threw her flip-flops against the door and stormed off,
The last match of the evening was the luscious Linda – up against the scruffy Tennessee tickler Sarah-Jane Hogslipper,
The match was just a single bout and both women entered the ring,
CK: “Here we go then and this should be an interesting match”
Sarah-Jane and Linda clashed in the middle of the ring – Sarah cleverly flipped Linda and roiled her up for the pin,
1……………………….2…….. (Kick-out)
Linda got up and Sarah stomped on her knocking her back down, and then Sarah quickly dragged Linda over to the corner and tangled her wrists in the ropes,
The referee tried to get Linda free – but Sarah-Jane had already tugged off Linda’s long white boots, Linda struggled free and rolled out of the ring – then she appealed to the referee for her boots back,
The referee demanded Sarah gives Linda her boots back - so the Hogslipper sister tossed them outside the ring too her,
Linda pulled up her socks and started to put her boots back on, but suddenly Sarah-Jane ran and dived over the ropes and straight onto Linda,
Both women crashed on the outside and lay motionless, and then Sarah began to stir – she slowly crawled over to Linda and tossed one of her boots into the crowd, she then tried to pull the other (partly zipped) boot off Linda’s foot, but she kicked out knocking Sarah-Jane out of the way,
Linda zipped her boot back up and jumped over the barrier to fetch her other boot, but it was too her surprise that a few members of the crowd grabbed her and began to tickle her senseless,
Security guards dived it to retrieve the TTF star – she was stripped of her boot and one of her orange socks as security dragged her free,
CK: “My god this crowd are wild!”
GH: “Poor Linda has been tickled crazy”
Linda slumped on the floor gasping for air as the referee came to check if she was ok, Linda wanted to continue and the referee told both girls to get back in the ring,
Linda rolled into the ring followed by Sarah-Jane – but as Linda leaned on the ropes to try and stand up Sarah grabbed her socked foot and tripped her over,
Sarah-Jane began to wet her lips and she peeled off Linda’s remaining sock,
CK: “Oh big trouble for Linda now – Sarah is lining up the Tennessee Toe-suck”
But as Sarah-Jane put her mouth around Linda’s big toe – things took a reverse of fortune as Linda foiled Sarah’s plan,
Sarah’s face turned green and she stopped and spat on the mat, then she began to wretch and cough violently,
Linda began to smile and then she grabbed Sarah-Jane, and with a smooth swinging motion she used a neck-breaker to ground the Hogslipper girl,
Partly dazed Sarah-Jane looked up to see Linda yank off her cowboy boots, and then Linda began to tickle the dirty smelly feet of the Hogslipper sister,
HA HEH HAHHHAA OH GOD NO HHEE TYYAYAHHAHAHAAYAAAAA HHEHEH HAHE HOOOO AGHHAH OH NOOO NOT MY HEHEH HHA NOT MY FEETTTTT EEEEEKKKKKKK AAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HEHE HAHA HOOOO
Within a minute of profuse foot tickling Sarah-Jane cracked and gave up,
DING DING DING!
CK: “Linda wins the match – what a great battle”
GH: “But how did she avoid that Tennessee Toe-suck?”
Linda went over to a security guard who had kindly retrieved her white knee boots, and then she went over to Chris and Gemma,
CK: “Linda how did you stop Sarah-Jane from sucking your toes?”
L: “Well it’s simple……. I just smothered my feet in mustard for an hour or so”
GH: “So that’s why she nearly threw up?”
L: “Yep and next time maybe she won’t try that one again”
Linda put her boots back on and left ringside – leaving a giggling Sarah-Jane still in the ring.
THE END.
** Feathertime #11 ** Tickle Torture Federation (TTF027)
Almost 6 months after Overload and Mr. Mitchell got plenty of legal stuff out of the way, the Tickle Torture Federation was back up and running – Mitchell had managed to get his beloved Federation back on track, the first show in a long time didn’t get a great turnout – but the crowd were in good spirits and eager to get things back to normal,
Chris Kirkland was present as the regular commentator – and his new sidekick was Gemma Harrison (a girl who made an appearance back at Ticklemania many months ago)
CK: “Welcome back everyone we are here tonight for the first TTF show in almost 6 months – and with me is a girl who made her tickle/wrestling debut in the first TTF Pay-per-view”
GH: “My names Gemma Harrison and I’m back to help Chris host the Feathertime shows”
The lights went off and a small green laser shone down on the stage area, a rumbling noise could be heard followed by the start of Fear Factory’s song ‘Demanufacture’
Once the song broke in fireworks blasted – and the lights came back on, Mr. Mitchell made his way to the ring to a huge applause,
(The crowd settled as Mitchell grabbed a microphone)
M: “Hello everyone and it feels so good to be back, the long wait is over and the TTF is back in buissness”
(The crowd cheered loudly)
“I never thought that I would get to stand in this ring – and make an announcement to all you great fans, but……. here I am ………..and here you all are”
(A chant of TTF echoed around the arena for a few minutes)
“Now because of the events at Overload we have been left with just 17 TTF stars – 2 of which I might add are new faces, I am also proud to announce that Emma Davies – the girl who usually does the interviews has decided to become a competitor, along with former commentator Rebecca Johnson”
“So without anymore delays lets get back to what we all love……..Tickle Torture”
Ring announcer: “The following contest is a Ladder match and the first competitor to grab the golden feather wins the bout, introducing first the blonde bombshell Leanne Topping”
(Leanne walked calmly down the ramp)
“Her opponent tonight is a star who tried to make the TTF proud – and she worked hard in that emphatic battle …….its Rachel”
DING DING!
Leanne was wearing a white top with black skin-tight bottoms and long black boots,
Rachel wore a red tight top with blue jeans and flip-flops,
They paced the ring eager to grapple and the crowd became just as eager to see them clash, then suddenly they pounced on each other battling on the floor, Leanne slipped in a few rib tickles – while Rachel tried in vain to tickle Leanne back,
HEE HHE AHAHHA hhaa hoo hahehh HHA HHE owwwww HHA HE ARGGHHHHH
Rachel thrashed about trying to get Leanne away from her, but it was no use Leanne was stronger and tickled harder and harder,
HA HEEEE HEEEEEE HHA HOO HHAHAHHAHAA GEDOOOOOFFFFFF HHAHA HEHE OWHHWHAHHAHAAA AHHAA WWAAAAAAA HAHA ARGHH EHHA EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK HAHAHHEHHEHEHEHHAHHAHOOOOOO
After a few minutes Rachel had stopped fighting back and her blocking was feeble, Leanne stopped and slid to the outside to grab the tall ladder, as she got back in the ring she set the ladder up and quickly climbed up it, once she was about half way Rachel kicked out knocking the ladder sideways,
The ladder then fell slowly and Leanne jumped off landing near the ropes, she shook her head and regained her senses – but Rachel was quickly upon her and she had grabbed Leanne’s left leg and locked it into a half-crab, Leanne struggled immensely but Rachel had got a tight grip – now she was quickly un-zipping Leanne’s boot and pulling it off,
Leanne began to panic and quickly tried to trip Rachel over – the boot came off but Rachel was tripped over, and now both women were on the floor – Leanne quickly flipped Rachel’s sandal off and tickled her bare foot, Rachel was now also tickling Leanne’s socked foot,
(Both women giggled like mad)
HHA HE HHA HOO HAH EEEERGHHAHH HAHA HOO HAHA OHHHHH AHHAH OHH NOOOO HAHHAHA ARGGGHHHH GOD NOT MY FEEEEEETTTTTAAAA HAHHEHHEE HO HAHA ARGH EEEEEIIIIKKKKKKK HOOO HAHHAA OOOOOOHHHA HAHAHAHAHA
Rachel now used her teeth to yank Leanne’s sock off – knowing that if she stopped tickling with her hand Leanne would get the better of her,
Leanne burst into wild hysterics once her bare sole was revealed and given a good tickling, and Rachel started to win the battle as Leanne slowly went wild with laughter,
After almost 5 minutes of a two way tickle fight it became one sided, Rachel had caused Leanne to crumble into hysterics,
HHA HE AAARGHHH OOHH GOD STOOOOPPPPP HAH HEH EHHE NO NO NO NO NOOMORRRRRRERE AGGHHHHHAHG FFFFF HAHHAHA FUUUUCKKK SHIT HEHEH AHHEHEHEEEE AHHEHEE EHEHEHE HAHAHA HOOOOOOOO
Eventually Rachel stopped leaving Leanne breathing heavily and red-faced, next she set the ladder back up and climbed up to grab the feather,
DIND DING!
“Here is your winner RACHEL”
Backstage a limousine pulled up and out stepped Gwen Stefani, with a smug smile on her face she made her way to Steven’s dressing room,
CK: “Oh dear something tells me Steven is not going to want to see Gwen tonight”
GH: “I agree she could be making a big mistake”
CK: “Let’s go back to the dressing room and see what’s happening”
Gwen knocked the door and Steven opened it, he stood there for a while looking at Gwen and then she said; “Well aren’t you gonna invite me in?”
S: “You have got a lot of explaining to do… don’t you think?”
GS: “It’s really quite simple….. because of you I was hung upside down and humiliated …..it didn’t occur to you to come down and help me sooner did it?”
S: “But I did help you only to get hit with a steel chair …..more than a few times”
GS: “Either way now you know why I screwed YOU and this company at Overload”
Gwen then left the room and Steven sat with his head in his hands trying to think of a plan for revenge against Gwen.
Back in the parking lot Hardcore champion Jakky got out of her limousine, she was greeted by Emma Davies – and they spoke about tonites show,
ED: “Jakky I just want to say I think you are a great superstar, and well because I have now become a star in the TTF i… well I was wondering if you would take up my challenge of a tickle fight here tonight?”
(Jakky was shocked but smiled and replied)
J: “Well I havn’t been in action for a while so I guess I need to get back on track”
ED: “And will you be putting your title on the line?”
J: “Ermmm no sorry Em I think you need to win a few fights before you get a shot at this”
Back in the ring former commentator Becky Johnson made a speech – asking for anybody to come down a have a match against her,
After a short silence ‘nine lives’ by Aerosmith began to play, the crowd looked at the stage in confusion to see who it was,
A tall brunette woman slowly walked down the aisle, she wore a skin tight golden bodysuit with a long fake cats tail at the back, she was followed by a small gray cat,
CK: “Who is he?”
GH: “I don’t know but it would seem Becky has got her opponent”
(The woman grabbed a microphone)
“Hello everyone my name is Chloe Katt – I am here tonight to make my TTF debut”
RJ: “So wait a minute – did you just come from a Batman movie or something?”
C: “ha very funny – everyone needs an image and because I love cats so much, I just figured that I could use this as my advantage in this Federation”
RJ: “Ok miss. Katt how would you like to face me in a hog-tie match-up?”
C: “Let’s do this……”
Becky put down her microphone and prepared for the fight, Chloe smiled and also prepared herself,
DING DING!
CK: “Here we go then a hog-tie match-up and two girls about to make their TTF debuts”
Becky charged quickly but suddenly Chloe dodged and caused Becky to crash in to the corner, Chloe stood smiling and watched Becky pull herself back up,
Becky was now angry and she darted towards her again, but this time Chloe jumped and Becky went under her legs and fell to the floor,
Chloe grabbed her own tail and swung it round – still smiling and teasing Becky,
This made Becky even more angry and she charged her again – but this time landed great gore style tackle to her stomach,
Becky took her down and began to tickle Chloe mid-section furiously,
YEE HHAH EHEYYAYAYAAAAAAA HEHE HE HO NHHYAYAYAAAAAAA
Suddenly Chloe turned things around and now began to tickle Becky’s tummy,
HE HAHHAHAAAAAAAA HHE HA HO HAHHE GEDDOOFFFFFFF HEHHEH HO HAHHAHA HAHHEEHEEEEEE HAAAHAAAAAAAA
After a good 2 minutes of tickle tussling Becky was exhausted and crawled under the ropes, but Chloe grabbed her leg and began to yank off her boot, Becky tried to turn but it was too late – Chloe had pulled the boot off, and now she tried to pull off Becky’s dark blue sock, but Becky simply rolled out of the ring and away from danger,
Becky hobbled away to the security barrier as Chloe quickly made chase, as Becky turned Chloe used a judo-style sweep to trip her over, and then she grabbed her other leg and pulled off the other boot, and now Becky was left with just her socks on and she pleaded with Chloe not to tickle her feet,
But as Chloe went to grab her Becky kicked out tripping her opponent over, now Chloe was grounded and a little dazed – and Becky was very quick to grab her feet and remove the gold strappy-heels,
Chloe squealed as Becky ran her fingers across the sensitive sole of the cat girl, and within a few seconds Chloe was screaming with laughter hard and loud,
HHHHAAA HHAR HAHAHAHAA AARGGGHHHH HHEHE DON’T TICKLE HHE AHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA MYYYY FEEEEEEEETTTTTAAA HHEHE HOOO OHHH F*** HAHHE HAHHA AHHEEEEEEE GOODD NOOO DON’T DO THIS TOOO MEEEEEEEE EEEEEIIIIIKKKKKKKKK AHHA EHEHEEEEEE AHAHAAAAAA
After a few minutes Becky searched under the ring for some ropes, but as she began to search Chloe had crawled over to the security barrier, she then asked a member of the crowd for his carton of milk,
Becky suddenly felt Chloe sit on the back of her legs – leaving her legs locked down tight, next she felt a cold wet substance being poured on her soles,
CK: “My god this is fantastic – Chloe is going to use her cat to tickle Becky’s feet”
GH: “What a great secret weapon”
The cat began lapping up the milk with great pleasure, Becky screamed in freight as the cats tongue caused great ticklishness,
EKKK AW HEH HOO OH NOO STOP THAT HHE HHAHAA
The cat was still licking away at her feet and then Chloe said “Save some for Mommy!”
And then Chloe leaned over and started to slowly lick Becky’s milk covered soles, and the humiliation was awful for Becky she sobbed,
Chloe had licked Becky’s feet clean and then she pulled out some thin rope and quickly tied Becky’s ankles, then she dragged her opponent from under the ring and tied her hands followed by the all important join – completing the hog-tie and winning the match,
DING DING!
RA: “Here is your winner! Chloe Katt”
Back in the locker rooms Leanne was talking to Linda,
LI: “We can get Rachel some other time, but I think you should ask for a re-match”
LE: “Yeah! And maybe I could get a shot a the title”
Suddenly there was a knock at the door, Linda opened the door to find the Hogslipper sisters waiting,
LI: “Yes? What do you want?”
SJ-H: “Me an ma sis were wonderin if you an ya friend would like a tag-team match against us?”
LI: “I’m sorry Leanne has already fought tonight!”
SJ-H: “Well how about me an you then?”
LI: “What you wanna fight me?”
SJ-H: “Yep ay sure do”
LI: “Ok no problem – see you in the ring”
Emma Davies was making her way to the ring – ‘original prankster’ by Offspring played,
Suddenly the lights went out and ‘tainted love’ by Marilyn Manson began to play, strobe lights flashed and gothic chick Jakky came down the aisle,
CK: “Here comes the Hardcore champion”
GH: “She looks fired up tonight!”
DING DING!
CK: “Here we go then!”
Jakky got off to a great start as she ploughed straight into Emma, the Gothic chick gained early advantage as she tickled the grounded Emma,
HEEA AGHAREEAEAEAEAAA HHHEHEEEE HOO HAHA ARGHHHH AHHEHEH AHEHHEHEHEHAHAAA HAHA HAHA
Now Jakky picked Emma up and tried to use a suplex – but Emma wriggled free and tripped Jakky over, and then it was Emma’s turn as she dug her fingers into Jakky’s sides,
Suddenly Jakky broke out into hysterics and she was quickly being driven mad,
HE HAAAAAAAAAA HHA EHO HHEO OH NOO HEHA HAHA HEHAAA RGHHHHHHAHGAHA HEHE AHAA HEHE HAHHJA OH HEHHEE GET OFF HAHHA OH GOD NOOOOO HEH HAHAHAAAAAAA
Next Emma turned Jakky onto her front – and then she grabbed her right foot and started to remove the long black boot,
Jakky screamed for mercy as Emma slipped of the boot and began to tease her fishnet stockings,
Emma’s fingers stroked gently across Jakky’s sole as the gothic girl begged for mercy,
OHH HHA HEEE OH PLEASEE STOPPP PLEASEEEEE NO MOREEE
And as Emma began to tear a hole in the fishnets Jakky scrambled free and got out of the ring, and then she began to walk up the ramp,
CK:” What’s going on?”
GH: “I think Jakky has had enough and she is giving the match to Emma”
Emma shrugged her shoulders in question to why Jakky was leaving, but the gothic was not having any of it and she went backstage,
DING DING!
The match was awarded to Emma but she wasn’t happy at the way it was won,
GH: “Well she wins by default because Jakky has left the ring and got counted out”
CK: “Shocking! I don’t believe Jakky has just quit out of the match”
GH: “So what’s next then Chris?”
CK: “Well Gemma I think we have got a Tickle timer match next”
The ring was set-up with two bench-stocks – and two electronic feather machines at the bottom of them - the referee waited for the two women,
First up was Gina Badstuff as she came to the ring barefooted,
Gina got in the ring and sat down on one of the benches – then she willingly placed her feet into the stocks,
Kylie’s ‘can’t get you outta my head’ played and the pop princess came down the aisle,
She smiled at all of her adoring fans and suddenly a man jumped the barrier and dived at Kylie’s feet, he hugged her ankles and kissed her feet before security guards grabbed him and took him out the arena,
CK: “Wow! That TTF fan has sure missed Kylie”
GH: “umm yeah!”
Kylie cleared her head after the scuffle and rolled under the bottom ropes, next she kicked off her white flip-flops and sat on the bench,
The anxious referee slowly helped Kylie to put her feet in the stocks, she smiled at him and teased him with her flexing gorgeous toes,
The referee shook his head to regain his composure and continued with his job,
GH: “Kylie is sure making the referee drool”
Now the match was ready and the bell rang – the machined started slowly and the feathers brushed gently across the soles of the 2 stars,
Kylie grabbed the sides of the bench and gritted her teeth, while Gina held her breath trying not to laugh, about 30 seconds passed and the machine speeded up a little,
Gina began to instantly giggle while Kylie closed her eyes trying to imagine it wasn’t tickling,
Gina giggled over and over – and Kylie’s face began to turn red as she held her breath
(Even though it was tickling like hell)
The 2 minute mark approached and the machine had moved up to speed setting 4 – Gina threw back her head and broke out into hysterical laughter, Kylie had now began to laugh but still tried to hold her breath now and again,
Tears began to pour from Gina’s eyes – and Kylie began to lose control as well, but suddenly the referee kneeled down and began to tickle Kylie’s left sole – whilst the machine tickled her right sole,
CK: “What’s going on? The referee is tickling Kylie’s feet”
GH: “Surely that’s not allowed?”
CK: “I’m not sure but he doesn’t seem to care”
Kylie screamed for help and her face had a terrible terrified look on it, she screamed and sobbed and the tickling was driving her mad,
But suddenly she was saved when a distraught Gina screamed for the bell,
The referee stopped and called the match over – DING DING!
He turned off both machines and released both women, Kylie was announced as the winner and Gina left the ring,
Kylie was fuming and she looked at the referee in disgust – picking up her flip-flops and exiting the ring she headed for Mitchell’s office,
CK: “Well I believe we have got one match left tonight – but lets go see where Kylie is off too”
The camera panned backstage following Kylie up the corridor – she got too Mitchell’s office and knocked the door,
Mitchell answered and Kylie made her complaint,
KM: “I want to make an official complaint about the refereeing in my match just then”
M: “Ok ok I saw what happened and I will deal with him next week”
KM: “What? Next week?……. Why next week?”
M: “Kylie I just don’t have time tonight and I have to go to a meeting in 15 minutes”
KM: “Well I want him punished – I nearly lost that match”
M: “Look I’m sorry but see me next week and we will sort something”
Mitchell closed the door and Kylie was furious – she lost her temper and threw her flip-flops against the door and stormed off,
The last match of the evening was the luscious Linda – up against the scruffy Tennessee tickler Sarah-Jane Hogslipper,
The match was just a single bout and both women entered the ring,
CK: “Here we go then and this should be an interesting match”
Sarah-Jane and Linda clashed in the middle of the ring – Sarah cleverly flipped Linda and roiled her up for the pin,
1……………………….2…….. (Kick-out)
Linda got up and Sarah stomped on her knocking her back down, and then Sarah quickly dragged Linda over to the corner and tangled her wrists in the ropes,
The referee tried to get Linda free – but Sarah-Jane had already tugged off Linda’s long white boots, Linda struggled free and rolled out of the ring – then she appealed to the referee for her boots back,
The referee demanded Sarah gives Linda her boots back - so the Hogslipper sister tossed them outside the ring too her,
Linda pulled up her socks and started to put her boots back on, but suddenly Sarah-Jane ran and dived over the ropes and straight onto Linda,
Both women crashed on the outside and lay motionless, and then Sarah began to stir – she slowly crawled over to Linda and tossed one of her boots into the crowd, she then tried to pull the other (partly zipped) boot off Linda’s foot, but she kicked out knocking Sarah-Jane out of the way,
Linda zipped her boot back up and jumped over the barrier to fetch her other boot, but it was too her surprise that a few members of the crowd grabbed her and began to tickle her senseless,
Security guards dived it to retrieve the TTF star – she was stripped of her boot and one of her orange socks as security dragged her free,
CK: “My god this crowd are wild!”
GH: “Poor Linda has been tickled crazy”
Linda slumped on the floor gasping for air as the referee came to check if she was ok, Linda wanted to continue and the referee told both girls to get back in the ring,
Linda rolled into the ring followed by Sarah-Jane – but as Linda leaned on the ropes to try and stand up Sarah grabbed her socked foot and tripped her over,
Sarah-Jane began to wet her lips and she peeled off Linda’s remaining sock,
CK: “Oh big trouble for Linda now – Sarah is lining up the Tennessee Toe-suck”
But as Sarah-Jane put her mouth around Linda’s big toe – things took a reverse of fortune as Linda foiled Sarah’s plan,
Sarah’s face turned green and she stopped and spat on the mat, then she began to wretch and cough violently,
Linda began to smile and then she grabbed Sarah-Jane, and with a smooth swinging motion she used a neck-breaker to ground the Hogslipper girl,
Partly dazed Sarah-Jane looked up to see Linda yank off her cowboy boots, and then Linda began to tickle the dirty smelly feet of the Hogslipper sister,
HA HEH HAHHHAA OH GOD NO HHEE TYYAYAHHAHAHAAYAAAAA HHEHEH HAHE HOOOO AGHHAH OH NOOO NOT MY HEHEH HHA NOT MY FEETTTTT EEEEEKKKKKKK AAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HEHE HAHA HOOOO
Within a minute of profuse foot tickling Sarah-Jane cracked and gave up,
DING DING DING!
CK: “Linda wins the match – what a great battle”
GH: “But how did she avoid that Tennessee Toe-suck?”
Linda went over to a security guard who had kindly retrieved her white knee boots, and then she went over to Chris and Gemma,
CK: “Linda how did you stop Sarah-Jane from sucking your toes?”
L: “Well it’s simple……. I just smothered my feet in mustard for an hour or so”
GH: “So that’s why she nearly threw up?”
L: “Yep and next time maybe she won’t try that one again”
Linda put her boots back on and left ringside – leaving a giggling Sarah-Jane still in the ring.
THE END.
** Feathertime #11 ** Tickle Torture Federation (TTF027)
