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Ok long time since any Tickle.Torture.Federation matches......
So i'm gonna release this PPV - Tears of Laughter in 4-5 parts.
The first is the Hardcore title between Claire & Dannii Minogue.
others include..............
Emma & Crazyangel & Jakky in a 3 way cage fight.
The Hogslippers take on Rachel Stevens and Buzy Liz in a Tag-title fight.
Trish takes on Lita for the WWE title.
Debbie takes on Rachel Hall.
and the big one the TTF title fight with Claire / Gina / Rachel Stevens & Kylie Mingogue.
Tears of Laughter II - part 1
The huge P.P.V. was hosted in London – and the crowd packed in to see this event,
Jason Liscoe and Lisa Hicks hosted the show,
‘Somebody told me’ by The Killers played as the theme music for the P.P.V.
A ring of fireworks blasted at the top of the stage area – and smoke covered the entrance stage,
The lights went down and a small green light shone down on the stage, ‘demanufacture’ by Fear Factory started to play,
As the smoke cleared the Commissioner Kim Chambers appeared in her black business suit,
She walked down the aisle – but was not her usual cheerful self,
JL: “Well ladies and gentlemen here comes Miss. Chambers to start things of for this pay-per-view show”
LH: “Jason she looks angry and you can’t really blame her after what happened at Torment”
JL: “Yes Miss. Chambers was ambushed by Dannii and Gina – and now Dannii has gained control of Torment as is now general manager for at least 12 months”
LH: “One hell of a sneaky move to get herself a contract like that”
Miss. Chambers got into the ring and grabbed a microphone,
K: “Dannii you got about 10 seconds to get down here and apologize”
There was a pause before Kim made another statement,
K: “Cause if you don’t I’m making your life hell…….. Starting by taking you out of the Hardcore match-up”
‘Who do you love now’ played and Dannii appeared on the stage,
D: “Wait! Wait wait! You can’t do that……..”
K: “Yes I can……… as commissioner of Feathertime and all the Pay-per-views I can replace you in seconds for a fight”
D: “So what do you want me to do? The contract says I stay in charge of Torment for at least 12 months………. You can’t turn that back now”
K: “I want an apology………. I did want an apology… but seeing you there makes me wanna just break open your head”
D: “Well why don’t you then KIM?”
JL: “Don’t do Miss. Chambers……..”
LH: “Dannii is taunting our commissioner this could get nasty”
Kim dropped her microphone and kicked off her high-heels,
Dannii (who was wearing a black dress with black knee-boots) started to run down the aisle,
But before the two could clash Claire’s music broke out – but instead of the intro it broke straight to the chant,
“Steak knife ... card sharp
Con Job ... Boot Cut”
Claire stormed down the aisle and ran straight for Dannii – meanwhile Miss. Chambers had met with Dannii outside the ring and had started to kick and punch her,
Claire charged at them both and then collided knocking all 3 of them to the floor.
Claire Mohan [vs] Dannii Minogue – {hardcore title}
DING DING!
(Claire was wearing a pink long-sleeve lace top – with blue jeans and white trainers)
JL: “Claire gets Tears of Laughter underway! And in style”
LH: “She is like an angry bull……… straight for the matador”
JL: “Dannii isn’t wearing red but that just didn’t matter to the Hardcore champion”
LH: “Remember anything goes in this one……. But it can only be won by pin-fall”
Kim Chambers got to her feet as Claire continued to pummel Dannii over and over,
But Kim still wasn’t happy and she brushed Claire aside so that she could get to Dannii,
JL: “Commissioner Chamber’s just pushed our double champion to one side”
Claire stood back in amazement – then grabbed Kim’s shoulder and swung her round,
She then gestured to Kim that the fight had started and she should not get involved,
Kim pointed at Dannii and the scowl on her face told you how angry she was,
JL: “Seems Miss. Chambers has a score to settle and she wants to do it now”
LH: “But Claire’s not happy…. She wants Dannii for herself”
Kim ignored Claire and landed another slap across Dannii’s face – but Claire grabbed her shoulder again but this time Kim lashed out catching Claire in the forehead,
Claire put her hand to her head and looked back in amazement – then she landed a sweet punch to Kim’s face knocking her across the floor.
LH: “Oh my god! Claire just nailed Miss. Chambers”
JL: “This match has gone crazy inside the first minute”
Claire showed no regrets and turned back too Dannii – but she was back up and elbowed Claire in the face,
The champion crumbled clutching her face – and Dannii thrusted a few sharp kicks to the ribs,
Dannii then grabbed the champion and rolled her into the ring and she followed her,
JL: “Dannii is hoping to kick this match off in control”
LH: “But we all know Claire can bounce back from anything”
Dannii picked Claire up and pushed her against the ropes – and as she bounced back Dannii hit her with a kick to the chest,
Claire fell down and Dannii dived onto her for the pin,
1……………… (kickout)
LH: “Dannii is crazy! Didn’t even get a 2………. She’s desperate if she thinks she can win like that”
Dannii began to stamp on Claire’s stomach with her boots,
JL: “Claire is taking a beating early on”
LH: “She needs to keep away from Dannii with those thick heeled boots”
JL: “Yeah and the best way of doing that is to rip them off….. ha ha”
LH: “Best idea you’ve had in ages Jason”
Claire crawled to the corner and tried to get back up – but Dannii stood over her and quickly grabbed her left leg, she then started to unlace her trainers,
Claire struggled and kicked back – Dannii wasn’t letting go and she grabbed the heel of the trainer and yanked at it,
Claire could feel it slip past her heel and knew now Dannii was gonna take it off,
So Claire used her other leg to swing out and kick Dannii in the side of her knees,
Dannii fell to the floor but pulled off Claire’s white trainer,
JL: “Dannii gets the trainer off and Claire’s in trouble”
Claire quickly stood up as Dannii threw the trainer into the crowd,
Claire then charged at Dannii furiously – but Dannii knocked her back with a kick to the stomach,
Dannii then hooked Claire’s arms and tried to lift her up – but Claire used her foot to hook under Dannii’s leg,
But at the second attempt Dannii lifted Claire off the ground and she spun her in mid-air to land her into a power-slam,
LH: “Wonderful move…… Claire is down!”
JL: “Dannii goes for the cover, we could have a new Hardcore champion”
1……………………….2………………………. (kickout)
JL: “Oh close call”
LH: “Claire kicks out at the last second”
Dannii picked Claire up and threw her into the corner – she slumped into the corner,
She was angry and wanted to break Claire down physically and had an idea,
She started to tie Claire’s hands above her head – she used some small rope to tied her hands to the top turnbuckle,
Claire began to struggle but Dannii was too strong and had already tied her wrists,
LH: “Can you spell BIG TROUBLE Claire?”
JL: “She’s is stuck and Dannii can really wear Claire out now”
Claire was on her Knee’s trying to get her hands free – then suddenly Dannii got out of the ring and grabbed some rope from under the ring,
JL: “What’s she up to now?”
LH: “Well my guess is Jason if she’s gonna tickle Claire then she will need to restrain a lot more than her hands”
Dannii pulled Claire’s ankles to each side of the ring post and quickly wrapped some rope around her – Claire struggled and tried to get away,
But Dannii was quick and clever as she started to tickle Claire’s bare foot to stop her from thinking about struggling,
Claire let out a little giggle and for a few seconds her violent struggle was weaker – giving Dannii just enough time to tie her ankles tight against the post,
JL: “A very nice and clever way of tying your opponent to the ring-post”
LH: “Can’t say I’ve seen that one before Dannii has been very creative”
Claire began to shout and scream demanding Dannii to let her go – but she wasn’t listening,
D: “It’s no use……. I am going to break your so called strong tickling threshold”
Dannii started to slowly un-lace Claire’s other trainer – she then pulled it off slowly teasing Claire,
C: “You bitch I’m going to kill you when I get out of this”
D: “Don’t you mean IF you get out of it?”
C: “Oh trust me I will get out of…..” (Claire was stopped as she felt Dannii’s fingers scribble over her feet at high-speed)
AAAGHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAH I WILL HEEEH HAHAHAHA GET OUT OF THIIIISSSSSAAAAA EEEEK YAAYHEHAHAHAHYEEE HHEE HEEE
D: “Don’t count on it Claire!”
Claire screamed with laughter realizing her restraints were too tight – she knew now it was a case of begging to be released or be tortured all night,
AAARGGHHH HHHAAHHAAHAH OH GOD STOP TICKLING HAHAHHEEE HEEE MY FEEEEEEEETTT OH GOD HEHEEHHAHAHAH OHHOOO PLEASSSEE STOP HEEHHAHAH AAAHHA HEHEE EEEKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEHEHHAHAHAAH AWWW AAHAHAHA
JL: “Claire is in right up to her waist in tickle trouble – pretty soon she’s gonna be up to her neck!”
LH: “This is no laughing matter Jason – Claire can’t escape and she’s got another title match still too come”
Dannii tickled Claire’s feet over and over driving the blonde bombshell wild with laughter, Claire could barely catch her breath as Dannii tortured her soles with her nails – she dug deeper and harder tickling Claire’s feet – torturing her endlessly,
JL: “This could go on for ever! Claire cannot quit from this Hardcore match! It has got to be won by pin-fall”
LH: “And poor Claire is no closer to freeing herself than she is to hoping Dannii will stop”
The torture of Claire’s feet continued for over 6 minutes – and despite every scream and beg for mercy – Dannii would not stop,
Eventually Steven rushed down the aisle to help Claire,
LH: “It’s about bloody time too!”
JL: “He’s probably been chatting up other TTF stars not noticing his golden egg is losing her mind”
Dannii quickly turned to attack Steven – but the two clashed together, Steven pushed Dannii to the floor – and rushed to un-tie Claire,
He reached out and un-tied her ankles – but Dannii jumped onto him and started to choke him out,
Steven then tried hard to get Dannii off but she was holding on tight,
After a frantic struggle Dannii was overpowering Steven and he was fading,
Claire had managed to get her feet free and was now trying to get her hands free,
Meanwhile Dannii had almost got Steven out for the count – until he quickly dug his fingers into her side and tickled,
Dannii let out a scream of laughter as Steven raked his fingers in her sides – Eventually Dannii let go and Steven managed to crawl away,
LH: “Claire is still tied up and she is desperately trying to undo her hands”
JL: “Wait a minute her comes Gina Badstuff”
Gina came down the aisle wielding a steel chair – But Steven was up and was helping Claire un-tie her hands,
Gina got into the ring and prepared to hit one of the two who had not noticed her,
JL: “Claire watch it! Gina’s gonna get ya”
Steven turned to see Gina hold the Chair aloft – and as she took a swipe at Claire Steven got in the way and took the full force of the blow across his head,
JL: “Oh No! Gina hit Steven and he has been totaled!”
Claire was able to knock the Chair from Gina’s hands and then she quickly got Gina into the Rockbottom – but just before she could land it Dannii grabbed her ankles,
Claire was pulled down to the outside and Dannii locked her left foot under her arm,
She began to dig her nails once more into Claire’s foot – driving her wild with giggles,
EEKK YAA HHAA HAA EEEK NOO NOT MY FEEETT HEHEHHAA NOT MY FEEET AGAIN EEHHA HHAHAHAAH AAAHHHAAHAHA HEEEYYAAAHHAHAAA
Gina got up and quickly grabbed Steven – she picked him up and stood him next to the steel chair – then she Chokeslammed him hard onto the chair, and rolled him out of the ring,
LH: “Claire is all alone now! Her manager is done for”
Gina shouted to the outside – and instructed Dannii to put her in the ring,
Claire was then rolled into the ring laughing and giggling,
Gina stood over her waiting for her to stand up – Claire was dazed and confused and slowly got to her feet,
JL: “NO! Claire watch out!”
LH: “This is a massacre! Claire is gonna be destroyed!”
Gina grabbed Claire by the throat and set her up for the Chokeslam – but just as Gina went to lift her Claire reversed the Hold and put her into a Rockbottom and within a split second she slammed her down – Cracking Gina off the steel chair,
LH: “Reversal! Gina has been Rockbottomed!”
But before Claire could regain her breath – Dannii was back in the ring locking her ankle into an Ankle-Tickle Lock,
Wiggling her fingers across Claire’s left foot wildly,
YAAA HAAHAHAHAAH HEE HOOO AHHAAA NOOO STAAWWWPP EEEETTTT HEE HEE
LH: “Dannii is showing now mercy here!”
JL: “Claire is in serious trouble now”
Dannii tickled Claire wildly then went for the cover,
1……………………..2.. (kickout)
Dannii was furious and grabbed the steel chair – she then began to pound Claire with the chair,
Hitting her across her legs and her back,
LH: “My god! Dannii is losing it! She is furious with Claire and really wants to destroy the champion”
JL: “Those chair shots are a desperate sign from Dannii”
Claire was done for and Dannii covered again,
1…………………………2…………………………….(kickout)
LH: “You gotta be kidding me!”
JL: “Claire kicks out again! And Dannii is furious!”
Dannii had had enough now, and she began to push the referee about accusing him of not counting fast-enough,
Meanwhile Steven staggered to his feet – he got into the ring and spun Dannii around,
As she turned he grabbed her and landed a Rockbottom,
Danniii was stunned and down – and at this point Steven stood over her and looked down,
He smiled at the crowd and signaled for the People’s elbow!
He then swung his arms and ran off the ropes and landed a People’s elbow!
JL: “Steven executes another finisher on Dannii”
LH: “And now he’s pulling Claire over for the pin!”
Claire covered Dannii for the pin,
1…………………………………..2………………………………………3
DING DING!
JL “It’s over! Dannii loses!”
LH: “Steven has come to the rescue and saved Claire’s Hardcore title!”
Steven tried to help Claire up – but suddenly Gina was up and she grabbed Steven by the throat – and then executed a perfect chokeslam,
Claire struggled to her feet and desperately tried to help her manager – but Gina quickly turned and grabbed Claire as well,
The blonde kicked and struggled but Gina simply lifted her up and landed a huge chokeslam,
JL: “Gina destroys Claire along with her manager”
But Gina wasn’t finished – she picked up the steel chair and towered over a grounded Claire,
Then she proceeded to whack the steel chair across Claire’s ankle,
Hitting her 3 or 4 times injuring the Hardcore champion,
JL: “That’s just unfair! Gina is purposely injuring her opponent for the TTF title fight!”
LH: “And who can blame her when the odds are SO high?”
Gina dropped the chair and made her way backstage,
Dannii wasn’t happy but decided to take Claire’s trainer as a souvenier,
JL: “This has been pure torture for Claire – and how can she carry on in her TTF title fight later tonight?”
LH: “Well she’s got only an hour or so to regain her strength”
JL: “Surely Miss. Chambers must have something to say about that viscious assault!”
LH: “Which one? Remember Claire punched Kim spark out……. So wherever miss. Chambers is….. I suggest Claire stay clear”
TTF backstage staff came to help Steven and Claire up as the carnage was cleared from the ring,
Backstage
Gwen Stefani was talking too Avril Lavinge,
G: “I can’t wait to get my hands on Kelly Clarkson and Mischa Barton”
A: “Me too Gwen! Those two have got it coming bad”
G: “What’s up with you anyway?”
A: “Nothing much… but those Hoggle-slipper sisters or what ever they are called have been following me all day”
G: “Really? Well you better watch those two sneaky rats”
A: “Oh don’t worry I will – I even got talking to that French geezer Simon D’Lue… he reckons with his help I can get my hands on a title”
G: “Cool… how about asking him if he will be our manager?”
A: “Sure…. Oh wait I got a call… I will catch you later”
G: “Cya”
Avril made her way through to the lobby while Gwen walked to a private dressing room,
Gwen sat down and started to fumble around in her gym-bag – when suddenly Katie-Leigh burst into her room,
G: “Hey! What ya doin?”
KL: “Did I hear ya right about me n ma sis bein rats?”
G: “… I don’t know what your going on about”
At this point Sarah-Jane walked in holding a roll of cling-film,
SJ: “You heard what she said! Did y’all call us rats?”
G: “Look you pair of red-neck scruffy rats get the hell out of my room or you will be sorry”
KL: “Aww dya hear that Sarah? I think this here gal wants to play”
Katie then suddenly grabbed Gwen and held her down to the chair – Sarah-Jane then started to wrap the cling-film around her body – and at the same time kicked back to close the door behind her,
The Camera couldn’t no longer see inside the room but Gwen could be heard screaming for help,
KL: “Shut here up will ya?”
SJ: “Well what shall I use sis?”
KL: “Use one of those socks from outta that there bag”
Then a muffled cry could be heard as presumably Sarah-Jane stuffing a sock in Gwen’s mouth,
The sound of cling-film being wrapped around something continued,
KL: “Get her shoes off sis we don’t have much time”
The camera panned back to the commentators,
JL: “My God! Gwen’s been ambushed”
LH: “Well she deserves it…….. it’s not like she has many friends here”
JL: “The Hogslipper’s can be very cruel so I can’t imagine what they have planned for Gwen”
LH: “Gwen is also supposed to be in tag-team action later tonight”
JL: “Well anyway here comes our next fight – and this is to see who will be the number one contender for the TTF title”
(end of part one)
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