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Tulip's free meat......(joke)

Illtcklu

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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when TulipAngel, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?

Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. Tulip agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calender, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. Tulip nodded and said,

"Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!" "
 
too late.. poor tulip. i tried to warn her.. :xpeepsofa :evilha:
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
You may be about to lose your only-I mean number one fan... :wow: 😛

:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:

thats telling him, girlfriend. :smilelove
 
Hmmmmmmm...............I lost my virginity once, but I found it again!
 
Illtcklu said:
Hmmmmmmm...............I lost my virginity once, but I found it again!
Illtcklu's lesson for life. :jester:


We thought we'd lost you once... but no such luck. 😛
 
I wonder if she's seen htis and is ignoring you or whether she just hasn't seen it yet.
 
Well I just saw this and would like to tell Ill that it was kind of him to write a joke about me and I laughed the whole time! Too bad you will never be lucky enough to hear my adorable giggle! And Tulip gets the last laugh! SWISH!!!!!!!!
 
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