And all through the 'bout
Not a creature wasn't rumbling,
to knock that ass out!
You are looking at Cali as she is famously remembered one moment before impaling the legendary Cyber-Yeti with the mystical Sword of the Red-Nose and saving Santa, the reindeer elite squadron looking on as their champion so cleverly lures the hungry behemoth with her candy cane-scented bare feet. And Lo' though the beast's tongue tickled her defenseless foot so wickedly, her aim was not compromised. As we all know, the beast's essence was cleansed and absorbed by the sword, further fortifying it's already unknown strength. Cali left the North Pole with the gratitude of all the North Pole and the world over, asking only for warm boots to trek home (and supposedly the privilege of tickling Ms Claus' soles as she slept). This would be the first of many times Saint Caledonia would save our beloved holiday from some despicable threat. And so we leave our feet uncovered on the night of Christmas Eve, so that should we ever be so lucky to have Cali visit our homes, she has plenty of feet to tickle.
Wait, what? Your parents never told you that story as a kid?!?!? ....
Ah, small wonder...... You must be a Jew. :3
First person to guess why I did this will get a prize!!!
Not a creature wasn't rumbling,
to knock that ass out!
You are looking at Cali as she is famously remembered one moment before impaling the legendary Cyber-Yeti with the mystical Sword of the Red-Nose and saving Santa, the reindeer elite squadron looking on as their champion so cleverly lures the hungry behemoth with her candy cane-scented bare feet. And Lo' though the beast's tongue tickled her defenseless foot so wickedly, her aim was not compromised. As we all know, the beast's essence was cleansed and absorbed by the sword, further fortifying it's already unknown strength. Cali left the North Pole with the gratitude of all the North Pole and the world over, asking only for warm boots to trek home (and supposedly the privilege of tickling Ms Claus' soles as she slept). This would be the first of many times Saint Caledonia would save our beloved holiday from some despicable threat. And so we leave our feet uncovered on the night of Christmas Eve, so that should we ever be so lucky to have Cali visit our homes, she has plenty of feet to tickle.
Wait, what? Your parents never told you that story as a kid?!?!? ....
Ah, small wonder...... You must be a Jew. :3
First person to guess why I did this will get a prize!!!
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