Two statues, of a man and woman stood across from each other for centuries.
They faced each other every day.
One day an angel came down and brought them both to life...
"We have watched from above and heard your pleas, we are granting your wish to become real...but for only 15 minutes."
Excitedly the statues jumped off their pedestals and made a dash for the bushes. After 7 minutes they both came out, flushed and happy.
"Why not do it again", said the angel, "you still have eight minutes left"
The male statue looked at the woman statue and said...
"Why not, hey this time you hold down the pigeon and Ill shit on it."
Rob
They faced each other every day.
One day an angel came down and brought them both to life...
"We have watched from above and heard your pleas, we are granting your wish to become real...but for only 15 minutes."
Excitedly the statues jumped off their pedestals and made a dash for the bushes. After 7 minutes they both came out, flushed and happy.
"Why not do it again", said the angel, "you still have eight minutes left"
The male statue looked at the woman statue and said...
"Why not, hey this time you hold down the pigeon and Ill shit on it."
Rob
