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US plan

Hitman

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Since so many people in the world dont like the US and think every thing bad that happens in the world is our fault this is what I think the US should do and then lest see what happens to the world.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Marshal Petain and the rest of them good old boys. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, France, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days in America unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "F" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
 
Hitman said:
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

I was with you right up to "5". The U.S. has a lot of students over 21, particularly medical students, law students, and graduate students. I myself was a grad student over 21 only as few months ago. Your good ideas would be better received if they weren't next to ideas like these.

As for "6", your point is well-taken, but impractical. Even if we drained Alaska dry, there's just not enough oil in it to last more than a few months. Don't take my word for it, please--check the oil available against our current energy usage. The only way we could become truly energy efficient would be to give our cars and switch to bicycles and/or horses, and only a few Americans are that serious about environmental preseration. We love our cars, but hate the people we buy our oil from. If we must have oil, we should buy more of it from countries that hate us less--Mexico & Russia, to name two. It would mean cheaper oil in the short term, but we'd have to spend our savings in refining it more than we do now--the Middle East's oil has less impurities.

Grade: 8 out of 10--B-. Not perfect, but better than Bush or Saddam.
 
These arnt my ideas, I got them from my friend through the E-mail. I just really liked the begining part.
 
Hitman said:

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway.

I like this part. Im sick of working and paying taxes and have people be all like "Death to US, but give me my stuff"
 
This is off the subject but how do you get those picture at the bottom of your name. I have been regesterd for awhile but I just started posting and I am still trying to figuar out how to put a picture and the bottom of my post.
 
The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.


Absolutely NOT 😡
 
Hitman said:
This is off the subject but how do you get those picture at the bottom of your name. I have been regesterd for awhile but I just started posting and I am still trying to figuar out how to put a picture and the bottom of my post.

You ask venray1 nicely
 
Hitman said:
This is off the subject but how do you get those picture at the bottom of your name. I have been regesterd for awhile but I just started posting and I am still trying to figuar out how to put a picture and the bottom of my post.

Hmmmmmmm......

hitman1.gif


hitman3.gif
 
Signature images...

To post a signature image, you would go to the home page, find the Profile button, click onto the next screen, find the edit profile section in the bar that appears, go to the signature section on your profile and type in the following:

img.  If I put it on now, all you'd see would be the picture.  This will work because Venray is hosting the image in his own account right now, but of course that's a paid account, and you really should upload the image to webspace of your own.  Have fun!   Q
 
Re: Signature images...

qjakal said:
To post a signature image, you would go to the home page, find the Profile button, click onto the next screen, find the edit profile section in the bar that appears, go to the signature section on your profile and type in the following:

http://www.boomspeed.com/venray1/hitman3.gif[/img and add the last ] at the end of that final [/img. If I put it on now, all you'd see would be the picture. This will work because Venray is hosting the image in his own account right now, but of course that's a paid account, and you really should upload the image to webspace of your own. Have fun! Q [/B][/QUOTE]

Thanks for fielding that one for me, Q....:D :cool: ;)

and you are very welcome Hitman......

ven
 
Again thanks for the guys. I have been regeserd here since Sept. 2001 and have not posted much. But now I see how cool and nice everybody is im going to try to post on here more often. And once agin I want to say im sorry if I attacked anybody on these War post. Like I siad I have many Friends over there and sometimes its hard not to take things personal. You guys Rock!
 
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