Oddjob0226
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I mean, when TEXTED, they just don’t work---
Y is this happening 2 me? Will it be like this 4ever? I have 2 fingerz. Now, 4 fingerz. I can’t see anything. Eee-yii! :-(
An Indian midget dances 2 “Holiday Rap” by MC Miker G. A large man reclinez on da couch, surrounded by kidz. He shuts off da music in mid-beat. Da dancing stops, da dancer standing frozen. The man turns da music back on. The dancer begins dancing again. Da sequence continuez.
Britney Spears NUDE!!!!!! (Dis 1 is a Rick-Roll. Da video 4 Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give U Up” plays. Turn off ur Firefox to close it. )
Charlie bit me. Ah-ha! Oooh, ouch. Ouch, OUCH CHARLIE! Oooouuuccccchhhhh! Charlie! Dat really hurt. Charlie bit me, lol 🙂
Da setting is a well-lit recording booth. An electric piano playz as thin young man singz in a big voice, belying his small frame:
Chocolate rain. Some stay dry & others feel da pain.
Chocolate rain. A baby born will die b-4 da sin.
Chocolate rain.( on screen TEXT appears: ** I move away from the mic to breathe in )
Da skoolbookz say it can’t B here again.
Chocolate rain. Da prisonz make U wonder where it went.
& what else do U have going on here?
Well, if grape stomping is not ur ting U can come & spend da day listening 2 live music, eating international foodz, having wine tourz & tastingz, vineyard tourz, seminarz, it’s a lot of fun, da whole day -
Stop. Oh! Ugh ugh ugh ugh, Oh oh oh, I can’t, ow ow ow, oh stop, I can’t breathe, oh, oooo, oooo :-(
Da setting is a well-lit recording booth. An electric piano playz as Darth Vader, as Chad Vader, sings:
Chocolate rain. Randy made me mop da floor again.
Chocolate rain. Clarissa left & now my heart is pained.
Chocolate rain.( on screen TEXT appears: ** I move my front breathing vent away from the mic to respirate .)
Once my face was normal now it’s maimed.
Chocolate rain.
Fudge u, Tony. (Li’l Tony shoots h/ sister.)
(Seeing stick-figure drawingz representing security camera imagez: ) Ok, Sosa, u wanna fudge at me? U fudge with da best. (Holding big toy yellow gun) Wanna play? Ooops - say hello 2 my lil friend. (Gun makes electronic firing soundz). Take da u cockroachz.
A mash-up:
Charlie bit me. Ah-ha! Oooh, ouch. Ouch, ouch oooouuuccccchhhhh! CHARLIE! Stop. Oh! Ugh ugh ugh ugh, Oh oh oh, I can’t, ow ow ow, oh stop, I can’t breathe, oh, oooo, oooo! :-( Oooouuuccccchhhhh! Charlie! That really hurt lol 🙂
It. does. not. work.
Y is this happening 2 me? Will it be like this 4ever? I have 2 fingerz. Now, 4 fingerz. I can’t see anything. Eee-yii! :-(
An Indian midget dances 2 “Holiday Rap” by MC Miker G. A large man reclinez on da couch, surrounded by kidz. He shuts off da music in mid-beat. Da dancing stops, da dancer standing frozen. The man turns da music back on. The dancer begins dancing again. Da sequence continuez.
Britney Spears NUDE!!!!!! (Dis 1 is a Rick-Roll. Da video 4 Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give U Up” plays. Turn off ur Firefox to close it. )
Charlie bit me. Ah-ha! Oooh, ouch. Ouch, OUCH CHARLIE! Oooouuuccccchhhhh! Charlie! Dat really hurt. Charlie bit me, lol 🙂
Da setting is a well-lit recording booth. An electric piano playz as thin young man singz in a big voice, belying his small frame:
Chocolate rain. Some stay dry & others feel da pain.
Chocolate rain. A baby born will die b-4 da sin.
Chocolate rain.( on screen TEXT appears: ** I move away from the mic to breathe in )
Da skoolbookz say it can’t B here again.
Chocolate rain. Da prisonz make U wonder where it went.
& what else do U have going on here?
Well, if grape stomping is not ur ting U can come & spend da day listening 2 live music, eating international foodz, having wine tourz & tastingz, vineyard tourz, seminarz, it’s a lot of fun, da whole day -
Stop. Oh! Ugh ugh ugh ugh, Oh oh oh, I can’t, ow ow ow, oh stop, I can’t breathe, oh, oooo, oooo :-(
Da setting is a well-lit recording booth. An electric piano playz as Darth Vader, as Chad Vader, sings:
Chocolate rain. Randy made me mop da floor again.
Chocolate rain. Clarissa left & now my heart is pained.
Chocolate rain.( on screen TEXT appears: ** I move my front breathing vent away from the mic to respirate .)
Once my face was normal now it’s maimed.
Chocolate rain.
Fudge u, Tony. (Li’l Tony shoots h/ sister.)
(Seeing stick-figure drawingz representing security camera imagez: ) Ok, Sosa, u wanna fudge at me? U fudge with da best. (Holding big toy yellow gun) Wanna play? Ooops - say hello 2 my lil friend. (Gun makes electronic firing soundz). Take da u cockroachz.
A mash-up:
Charlie bit me. Ah-ha! Oooh, ouch. Ouch, ouch oooouuuccccchhhhh! CHARLIE! Stop. Oh! Ugh ugh ugh ugh, Oh oh oh, I can’t, ow ow ow, oh stop, I can’t breathe, oh, oooo, oooo! :-( Oooouuuccccchhhhh! Charlie! That really hurt lol 🙂
It. does. not. work.
