The Killer-Virus:
WARNING!
If you receive an e-Mail with the subject "Bad Times", delete it at once without opening it. It contains the most dangerous e-Mail-virus to date. It will format your Harddrive. And not only that, but also all your floppy disks lying even remotely close to your workstation. It will adjust your refridgerator's temperature in such a way as to melt all your ice-cream and spoil the milk. It will de-magnetize the code-strips on your creditcards, change the PIN of your cell-phone, reprogram your VCR and utilize sub-space-vibrations to scratch every CD you're listening to. It will give your new phone-number to your Ex boy/girlfriend. It will pour liquid detergent into your aquarium. It will drink all your beer and put your dirty socks onto the livingroom's coffee-table when you receive visitors. It will hide your car-keys when you've overslept and disrupt your car's radio, so you can only hear static when stuck in slow traffic. It will exchange your shampoo with toothpaste and your toothpaste with shoe-polish, while at the same time meeting with your boy/girlfriend behind your back and charging your credit card with the hotel-fee for the night of adultery. "Bad Times" causes itching, blushing and general irritation of the skin. It will leave the toilet seat up and put the hairdryer dangerously close to the full tub. It is mischievous and subtle. It is dangerous and horrible. It is also purple!
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WARNING!
If you receive an e-Mail with the subject "Bad Times", delete it at once without opening it. It contains the most dangerous e-Mail-virus to date. It will format your Harddrive. And not only that, but also all your floppy disks lying even remotely close to your workstation. It will adjust your refridgerator's temperature in such a way as to melt all your ice-cream and spoil the milk. It will de-magnetize the code-strips on your creditcards, change the PIN of your cell-phone, reprogram your VCR and utilize sub-space-vibrations to scratch every CD you're listening to. It will give your new phone-number to your Ex boy/girlfriend. It will pour liquid detergent into your aquarium. It will drink all your beer and put your dirty socks onto the livingroom's coffee-table when you receive visitors. It will hide your car-keys when you've overslept and disrupt your car's radio, so you can only hear static when stuck in slow traffic. It will exchange your shampoo with toothpaste and your toothpaste with shoe-polish, while at the same time meeting with your boy/girlfriend behind your back and charging your credit card with the hotel-fee for the night of adultery. "Bad Times" causes itching, blushing and general irritation of the skin. It will leave the toilet seat up and put the hairdryer dangerously close to the full tub. It is mischievous and subtle. It is dangerous and horrible. It is also purple!
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