Waitress tickles at breakfast

[AffectionateDan]

I frequently have breakfast at this little Mom & Pop diner in town, it's one of those great places where they treat you like a friend from the first time you visit. The owners and staff are on first name basis with 98% of the regulars, to the point where some of them even have nicknames (Grampa, Shorty, and Knobby come immediately to mind, but there are others). Think of a diner version of Cheers. Some of you may have even been there with me...

Ennyhoo, one of the waitresses this morning was late for work, and clearly got her late start because she wasn't coming from home, having spent the night elsewhere, if you follow. She wasn't wearing the usual white diner-logo polo shirt and black apron, but some sexy low-heeled pumps, black slacks with slits in the calves (Ooooooo ) and this light pink, cashmere-looking sleeveless sweater, you know the kind that just barely reaches the top of the pants, so if they reach for something, you get a nice peek of tummy and ribs. 😉 So all the regulars were giving her a ration of $#@& about her late night escapades, and she's giving as good as she gets as she's making the rounds with the coffee pot. She gets to the booth next to mine, and there's four other regulars in there (these guys are characters, too... they crack me up. They've got some kinda pool every day that I haven't figured out, they're doing the crossword section together, but there's betting involved... but I digress) She's bantering with these four guys, and for the life of me I can't imagine what she was thinking, but she reaches ACROSS the table to lower the shade, seeing as the sun was coming up and blinding her when she was facing that table. Graduates of the School of Tickle-ology will akin this to a "reach" or perhaps a "salt trick", a-la the Tickling Gawker's terminology. So of course, my radar went PING! as her bare midriff came into view, and then again even louder as I noticed the two guys on the outside seats exchange this evil grin (ya'll KNOW the one I mean) and they both reach up and tickle the bejabbers outta her tummy and lower ribs, rewarding all of us with her shreik and lovely giggle. Max, if you're reading this, imagine the redhead at Silk City in that outfit. Woo Hoo! Well, that's about it. Just wanted to share a real life tickle by folks who have no idea what they did to make my day. Hee!

 

[terorizer]

Oooohhh, Danny, boy are we gonna have to do breakfast one of these days! ;-) Or at the very least dinner at Sudwerk's maybe? Sounds like a great way to start the day!

 

[MaxSpeer]

An actual Salt Trick!!! In it's Natural Habitat!!! What a gem!

You need to spend more time with me, Bro. Those Silk City waitresses have gotten a bit of my fingers on them.

Great recollection! Nice to know the Gawker's Dictionary is getting some usage. So what you witnessed was a Worthy Lamb getting a real Northern Shake-up during a Salt Trick while tanked out. Amazing.

Max

 

[JoBelle]

Tero? Dan? In the same thread? How are two of Cali's most handsome ticklers? 😉

Thanks for the story Dan. I feel the need to go for breakfast now. There is a waitress at our local coffee shop who gets a tickle almost everyday. Funny to watch! I feel inspired now. *Giggle*

Joby

 

[QBWeaver]

Jo... I have to agree with you. Dan and Ter give credence to the statement.... Tall, dark and Handsome! Yummy!

 

[Novus]

Not that I condone this type of tickling

But that was a great story, AffectionateDan.

 

[terorizer]

Tero? Dan? In the same thread? How are two of Cali's most handsome ticklers? 😉


Joby

Hey there Jo, I'm doing great. Good to hear from you. And how's my best gulf coast gal? Most handsome ticklers? I need to stand by Danimal more often! He's bringing my market value up almost as high as his.

 

[terorizer]

Jo... I have to agree with you. Dan and Ter give credence to the statement.... Tall, dark and Handsome! Yummy!

Down girl... down! hehehe

 

[ShiningIce]

Heeeeeeeeeey Im handsome...... 🙁

 

[amk714]

Wow, Dan! That's a great experience. Thanks for sharing! 🙂

P.S. I think I'll have a bite to eat at the diner now. 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Wait, so Danimal and Affectionate Dan are the same person??? 😕

 

[asutickler]

Wait, so Danimal and Affectionate Dan are the same person??? 😕

Yessir.

I knows dat, 'cuz I gots smarts.

We both met him (them? 😛 ) last spring, remember?

 

[AffectionateDan]

Deal! I've been jonesing for some kinda meeting for months now!

Oooohhh, Danny, boy are we gonna have to do breakfast one of these days! ;-) Or at the very least dinner at Sudwerk's maybe? Sounds like a great way to start the day!

You gimme a holler, and we'll hook up again. Hell, good to hear from ya! You and Lawrence and Purvis have fallen offa the planet lately! And i've lost your dang cell phone number since you moved, too. Plus, I poked the Listfather recently about doin' a mass-email regarding a West Coast Gathering in the not-too-distant future... it's been criminally long since the last one!

Tero? Dan? In the same thread? How are two of Cali's most handsome ticklers? 😉

Thanks for the story Dan. I feel the need to go for breakfast now. There is a waitress at our local coffee shop who gets a tickle almost everyday. Funny to watch! I feel inspired now. *Giggle*

Joby

You'd make me blush if you weren't so darn right! Hee!😀

Jo... I have to agree with you. Dan and Ter give credence to the statement.... Tall, dark and Handsome! Yummy!

Jan, you behave! LoL!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Re: Not that I condone this type of tickling

But that was a great story, AffectionateDan.

All in good fun, Novus, and she took it in the spirit it was given in... that's the kinda fun we have at the diner. And, as an update, I should mention that the next morning, as she was coming up to their table (armed with a pot of coffee in one hand and decaf in the other), they started teasing her how they were gonna get her, and she goes, "First one of ya tickles me is wearin' at least one of these"... It was great.

 

[terorizer]

Re: Deal! I've been jonesing for some kinda meeting for months now!

You gimme a holler, and we'll hook up again. Hell, good to hear from ya! You and Lawrence and Purvis have fallen offa the planet lately! And i've lost your dang cell phone number since you moved, too. Plus, I poked the Listfather recently about doin' a mass-email regarding a West Coast Gathering in the not-too-distant future... it's been criminally long since the last one!

Ok, sounds good. I'll shoot you an e-mail.. it's been ages since I've heard from P-DidHe? and eons since I've seen Lawrence, but it'd be great to get together again.

 

[QBWeaver]

Ice - You ARE Tall Dark and Incredibly Handsome. I just don't know how I could have left you off that list!

And Danimal and Ter.... I AM behaving. I'm just behaving badly! And that's a very good thing!

 

[dvnc]

Damn, I'm missin' it there again. Ice, sorry 'bout the confusion. I started callin' Affectionate Dan by the nickname Danimal ages ago. Some call him Grizz, too. Affectionate folks get many nicknames, I notice.

Danimal, I remember that diner o' yours. I have SUCH the mental image o' that event you describe.

Novus, no worries. Danimal KNOWS that whole crew there. It IS a bit like Cheers, in that he walks in and everyone, includin' one o' the cooks, says hi t'the man. Trippy. Like Max and Silk City.

That Max's lingo is catchin' is so cool!

Danimal, I already posted in the Gatherings section, and have some replies already. The list will be gettin' a posting shortly. There's already interest in a local event in Central California, sir. Just gotta pick where and when, at this point. Clearly, there's already a bunch that are interested. Good crew, too!

dvnc