njjen3953
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"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl
asked.
"No, I don't think so. Fifi's is in heat," replied the mother.
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with
her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I
think he is in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi
for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was
in heat, and that I had to come talk to you."
Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father
said, "Bring Fifi over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-
end with it.
"Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you
can only go around the block once."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on
the leash.
"Where is Fifi?" her father asked.
"She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out
of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her
home."
asked.
"No, I don't think so. Fifi's is in heat," replied the mother.
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with
her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I
think he is in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi
for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was
in heat, and that I had to come talk to you."
Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father
said, "Bring Fifi over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-
end with it.
"Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you
can only go around the block once."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on
the leash.
"Where is Fifi?" her father asked.
"She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out
of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her
home."
