Celticrose2001
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Subject: 14 things to do in Walmart, while your significant other is
taking their sweet time shopping!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee say in an official tone, "Code 3 in
houseware," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in, only if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if
he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible."
11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,.................
14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
fricken toilet paper in here!"
Maggie
Most of ye may have already read it, but I thought it was funny nevertheless, esp considering the thread a while back regarding women who drag unwilling males shopping. Now you bored guys have something to do! 😉
Maggie
taking their sweet time shopping!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee say in an official tone, "Code 3 in
houseware," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in, only if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if
he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible."
11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,.................
14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
fricken toilet paper in here!"
Maggie
Most of ye may have already read it, but I thought it was funny nevertheless, esp considering the thread a while back regarding women who drag unwilling males shopping. Now you bored guys have something to do! 😉
Maggie
