njjen3953
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BIG LOBSTER TAILS
A tourist was visiting Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw
a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which
read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, he said to the waitress, "$5 each for
lobster tails. Is that correct?"
"Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today."
"Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails."
"No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster."
"Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit
tough?"
"No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster."
"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed. "They must be old
lobster tails!"
"No, they're definitely today's."
"Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated, astounded.
"Yes", she insisted.
"Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one.
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to
sit down.
She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned
over close to him and said, "Once upon a time there was a really big
red lobster ..."
GLASS EYE
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards The theater
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would Like to come to
her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?".
"No," she replies........."
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Wait for it
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It's coming
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The suspense is killing you, isn't it
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. "You just happened to catch my eye."
A tourist was visiting Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw
a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which
read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, he said to the waitress, "$5 each for
lobster tails. Is that correct?"
"Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today."
"Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails."
"No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster."
"Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit
tough?"
"No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster."
"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed. "They must be old
lobster tails!"
"No, they're definitely today's."
"Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated, astounded.
"Yes", she insisted.
"Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one.
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to
sit down.
She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned
over close to him and said, "Once upon a time there was a really big
red lobster ..."
GLASS EYE
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards The theater
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would Like to come to
her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?".
"No," she replies........."
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wait for it
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
It's coming
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The suspense is killing you, isn't it
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. "You just happened to catch my eye."
