Warning Signs Your Boss is Satan.

[kurchatovium]

I humbly submit these signs as evidence that your boss might be Satan. I know mine fits several of these:

Tries to hide his goat shaped legs from view.

Sign on desk says "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here."

Extension number on office phone is 666.

His office door is guarded by a large three headed dog.

Ritual sacrifices of animals that take place every Thursday.

Gaze can turn fellow employees to stone.

Keeps his office at a toasty 400 degrees.

Always carries a giant pitchfork with him.

Uses "Brimstone for Men" aftershave.

One of the project goals listed for next year is the "total destruction of humanity".

Has Barry Manilow music piped into the work place all day.

Gets upset when you ask him about the horns sticking out of his head.

Employees get banished to hell when they fail to meet project deadlines.

 

[qjakal]

Been there...

This guy sounds fairly typical in the corporate structure.., it's all just semantics, ya know..lol? 😉 Q

 

[amk714]

So is it a compliment if you tell your boss to go to hell? 😀 Thanks, Kurch! That's a funny list. 🙂

 

[kurchatovium]

I think it would at the very least be an improvement since Hell has better benefits than my company.

 

[46and2]

Sounds alot like my last boss. Although the prince of darkness might be scared of him.

-Phil

 

[BigJim]

What about "warning signs your employee is Satan"?

 

[kurchatovium]

Any employee that is Satan quickly gets promoted up the ranks as their evilness makes them well suited for upper management.

 

[BigJim]

Any employee that is Satan quickly gets promoted up the ranks as their evilness makes them well suited for upper management.

Very true, and it's amazing how well that fits political careers.