We need your help

[Agent Smith]

I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Anderson. You're here because we need your help. We know you've been contacted by a certain individual, a man who calls himself Morpheus. Now whatever you think you know about this man is irrelavent. He is considered by many authorities to be the most dangerous man alive.

My colleagues believe I'm waisting my time with you, but I believe you wish to do the right thing. Now, we're willing to wipe the slate clean; give you a fresh start. And all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

 

[Babbles]

OHHHH no ya don't...

Yo SMITH!!
"DODGE THIS..."


<a href="http://www.glitter-graphics.com"><img src="http://dl7.glitter-graphics.net/pub/305/305859pttn2vt8qa.jpg"width=460 height=453 border=0></a>

 

[CrystalLight]

I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Anderson. You're here because we need your help. We know you've been contacted by a certain individual, a man who calls himself Morpheus. Now whatever you think you know about this man is irrelavent. He is considered by many authorities to be the most dangerous man alive.

My colleagues believe I'm waisting my time with you, but I believe you wish to do the right thing. Now, we're willing to wipe the slate clean; give you a fresh start. And all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Your post is as funny as your overtly pixilated pic and your mis-spelling of the word "wasting" (I bolded it for ya. 😉)

 

[Babbles]

(There is one other minor typo, but you're not supposed to point it out... And I never wrote this...)

That was a test.

Now they'll be coming after you...

 

[Artoo]

Who tagged this post! The tags are brilliant!

 

[Babbles]

I see one... finally....

(Utter Dingbat here didn't even realize "tags" exist...!!) I hope those are a recent development....

Thank you, R2, I feel like <a href="http://www.glitter-graphics.com"><img src="http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/786/786299xomoy8w70m.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0></a>
😀

 

[Agent Smith]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals.

Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.

There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

 

[DimpleToes]

oh no.. does that mean we are all in danger.. say it is not so.. pleaseeeeeee

 

[Lord Doctor]

Who are you calling human?

 

[Artoo]

(A conversation between my housemate and I)

Housemate: "When will that pizza be ready?"
Artoo: "Can you hear that?"
(She listens to the sound of the oven timer, ticking down to zero)
Artoo: "That is the sound of inevitability."
Housemate: "It is the sound of your death"
Artoo: "What?!"