We should interrogate terrorists by tickling their feet

[Derek84]

Who else agrees that we should interrogate terrorists by tickling their feet?

We capture a suspected terrorist, tie him down, remove his stinky sandals, and then we grab a brush and scrap his soles with it. This tickling will get anyone to talk!

Worst case scenario, let's say he's innocent. In which case, we say "sorry we tickled your feet" and that's that.

 

[CrystalLight]

Or we could beat the shit out of them.

PS: That picture is utterly disgusting.

 

[vladtickleman22]

Or we could beat the shit out of them.

PS: That picture is utterly disgusting.

Agree 100% on both points!

 

[maniactickler]

Only tickle female terrorists.

 

[solescratcher99]

Or we could beat the shit out of them.

PS: That picture is utterly disgusting.

Against the first point. Terrorists actually co-operate more with cookies.

Agree with the second point.

 

[subtle_feather]

What an insightful idea about our nation's intelligence gathering needs. I salute you, sir! If the tickling doesn't work, do you recommend progressing to wedgies? Noogies, perhaps? I am checking the NATO regulations on purple nurples, just in case things get really serious.

 

[c7_assassin]

What an insightful idea about our nation's intelligence gathering needs. I salute you, sir! If the tickling doesn't work, do you recommend progressing to wedgies? Noogies, perhaps? I am checking the NATO regulations on purple nurples, just in case things get really serious.

Nurpling is only allowed in cases of clear and present danger. And wedgies are allowed, as long as they're not atomic. 😛

 

[enlightened]

I agree with the tickling. I've never known anyone who could withstand it very long, especially if they know something I don't know - it always gets people to talk. Let's call the CIA and start a petition. If Obama objects - send him a feather, and tell him to tickle Michelle and leave the terrorists to those of us who know how to handle them! LOL

 

[sasaxrah]

People who are scared are often less ticklish.

 

[Phineas]

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Nah, I got nothin'.

 

[asutickler]

On a 100% totally, completely, fully, definitely unrelated topic, why on Earth would so many folks out in the general public think of fetishists as creepy, obsessive, or weird?

🙄

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

On a 100% totally, completely, fully, definitely unrelated topic, why on Earth would so many folks out in the general public think of fetishists as creepy, obsessive, or weird?

🙄

bwahahaha!

And where in the WORLD did you find that picture .. and ... oh nevermind.

 

[starburstz91]

Well, it's sort of a good idea, but the terrorist could most likely not be ticklish, might like the tickling, or probably wouldn't really get the interrogaters very far. It's tickling. I mean, come on. Yeah, it's torture to some, but it's not that bad. At least that's how I see it.

 

[BlackestLily]

I would say it's not going to be as sexy as it sounds, but it doesn't sound sexy either. So it's all you man, I'll leave it in your...experienced hands.

 

[meangry]

cut their hands off.

 

[enlightened]

cut their hands off.

that's an even better idea!

 

[Artoo]

On a 100% totally, completely, fully, definitely unrelated topic, why on Earth would so many folks out in the general public think of fetishists as creepy, obsessive, or weird?

🙄

Olololololololol.

Anyways, if you tickle them, they're liable to confess to crimes they never commited just so the tickling stops. They don't do that with real torture...

<.<

>.>

 

[badreligion]

Or we could beat the shit out of them.

PS: That picture is utterly disgusting.

While I agree 100% with the beat the shit out of them if we want accurate intel its a known fact that brutality doesnt get you that .

 

[maniactickler]

It wouldnt work. once the liberals found out about this method of torture, they would ban it and set the terrorists free.

 

[FeatherFeet]

remember the term "suspected" before you go unleashing the brush's on them.

^.^

innocent til proven guilty.

 

[Derek84]

cut their hands off.

But what if it turns out he's innocent and he was captured by mistake? Then what?

 

[rhiannon]

All I have to say is:

 

[Artoo]

Actually, I look kind of middle-eastern, and I often have a beard. Cincinnatti airport security certainly thought I was some sort of threat while I was in the US (isn't it sad that someone like little ol' me could scare them?).

I wouldn't mind acting out a scene where I was being interrogated in the interest of "national security". Especially if tickling was involved. It'd look really realistic, 'cos I'm brown. 😎

 

[Musicroxmysox]

People who are scared are often less ticklish.

Yea that would effect things. Trust as changes things too.

There is a lot more I could say but everyone else has already added my own thoughts.

 

[Kantian Ethics]

Let's not mix up things of a different kind: tickling can't be used as a method of torture, it never was in the past besides except from a few records of the practice of tickling in ancient Rome or in Renaissance Italy.

The reason for it is that it that it can be resisted by a good deal of people, although I wish it could't; and that some people might even enjoy it ! For those reasons it cannot by any means be seen as a serious method of torture


Having said that, I quite understand the need that some you have to create connexions between their fetish and reality. So as a daydreamer I'd say YES !