Thank you guys for the cool comments and critique. I really just want to say to the person who told me
"Excellent read Tygris!, I mean clearly you don't act like that at work or you'd have been sued for misconduct/sexual harassment but it was a fine look into a slice of life approach to what we would certainly like to say in our mundane daily lives, just remember you did post in the true stories section next time."
I'll admit I was mad for 0.2 seconds and then realized I don't really know what "Normal" Jobs are like, I've been in this industry since I was 16 years old and haven't had any other job except for a brief two week period of being a stocker/cashier and no thank you to that. This place is basically my second house and well I'm in the south. Our patrons include rednecks, hillbillies, cowboys, (Yes there are clear distinctions) Trailer Trash, your average citizen, military, police, drug addicts, drug dealers, the homeless every so often, tourists, people of every color to offend one of the first four groups, the occasional prosecutor or judge, etc.
I love my work, it is forgiving, awesome, tiring and just the strangest group of people I've ever met in my life, so people that have a difficult time wrapping their head around the dynamic here I'll say this, if I couldn't pick on, tease and tell my staff to fuck off every so often I'd be forced to quit, and if I had to fire anyone who did the previous, I'd have zero staff and we'd be closed. Everyone here has some really thick skin and no one ever really takes too much offense to much.
Anyway, Without further Ado, Enjoy the Rest of the story. A really Special Thank you to two TMF Members who I didn't use your real names, but Ya'll know who you are.
You guys were amazing and held me through a really strange situation in my life so really. Thank you.
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"I thought you were fine?" I looked at Chelsea who's hand was wrapped up like a mummy.
"I was, Zeke's got a metal plate in his head though apparently, and she puffed up something awful this morning" She quipped back.
"I thought you hit him in the nose?" I raised an eyebrow at her.
"Are you crazy, fuckers twice my size so I gave'm a wee tap in the back of the head, must have broke it mugging the floor" She raised her working hand to indicate with two fingers her slight "love tap"
"You figure J won't mind taking a shift or two from me til I can at least hold a tray right proper?" (I hated asking her to work the morning shift after a holiday, she's always either hungover or drunk and her accent becomes borderline abuse, thankfully I have many years of experience in understanding Chelsese.
"She's already got shifts this week those are going to be doubles, but Misty or Erica will probably take you up on it" I reasoned with her.
"Ah right, you got her all tied up in your loft don't you? She grinned at me.
"I don't have a loft." I raised my arms at her in a what motion.
"Ahhhh, I like how that was the part of the sentence you disagreed with." She stuck her tongue out at me.
I swatted at her as my phone rang.. It was my boss. "Tony, I'll deal with YOU later, sicko" And I started walk off to take the call and yelped as I felt her hands on my hips giving them a tweak, and heard her comment "You got little girls tied up in your house and...." Her voice got drown out by the call as I walked through the double doors to the back.
It wasn't anything serious, call was mostly just him checking up on things and seeing how the prior night went. I was trying to make it a quick call when I heard the screeching of my favorite employee from across the way, she obviously saw my rejection of her vacation input. I'm happy to report most of her complaints and vitriol was lost in transition to me.
"What makes you think you have the right to.." I'm trying to point at the phone and give her the benefit of the doubt that she probably doesn't want to make a scene right now.
"I don't give two fucks who you are phone sexing right now you skinny bitch, I am NOT going to be here starting tomorrow and I WILL be paid for it, I have tickets already.... " (Just shut up for once in your life, please I hate you, I hope you get Herpes but right now.. just please take a hint)
"Liz.." (Good lord woman)
"Don't Fucking interrupt me when.. " *POINTS CLEARLY TO PHONE IN NO SUBTLE WAY*
"Tony.." (You seriously can't be this stupid, how did you survive this long?)
"Yes you can tell that fat piece of shit you fucked up the schedule again when he you speak with him" (STRIKE THREE)
At this point I clicked the phone over to speaker just for her to hear.
"What is that all noise?" Tony's phone rang clear as day as I'm fairly certain she shit her pants by the look on her face, but I wasn't too sure she already smelled really bad usually anyway I'm not quite sure I would have noticed the difference if she had.
"Uh, Well, what does it sound like to you?" I just pitched the question to him at this point not knowing what else to say.
"Sounds like Elisabeth has deserved a vacation, she sounds tense, just schedule her in for a year or two of unpaid leave effective immediately" (Hey look, I tried... I really did, Sorry not sorry)
"Hey, will do, you heard him right? you got your vacation earlier than expected." I sidestepped into my bathroom in the backroom and closed the door locking as she babbled something incoherent that sounded like depression and regret.
"I'd hate to push you against the wall like that Nic but I am not going to tolerate that shit especially from her." Tony was great people.
"Hey, we've all been counting down the days, you just raised staff moral" I can hear Liz banging on the door saying some nonsense that tasted like the emotional content of a Linken park verse.
"You going to be alright picking up her shifts the rest of the week? When does Alex get back from College?" I know Tony wasn't too thrilled with leaving a gap like that in scheduling but we'd manage.
"Next week I think just when Liz was supposed to get back, I was going to Schedule her in and let them fight it out but, I'd like to shift the rest of her hours to J if you're good with that, I know she'd love the hours and the pay bump"
"Johns Kid?, you said she was having issues doing tables, you think she'll alright at bar?" He didn't seem entirely against the idea so far.
"Well, funny story, she had to crash at my place last night and I put her behind the bar and well, she can make a screwdriver (REALLLY HOPE that wasn't whisky darling, just please..) and a Sidecar damn perfect in record time so, she's got my vote". I pitched my case hoping it would stick.
"Well, alright make it happen then, but hey I got some business going on right now, I'll catch up with you sometime this week"
"Cool deal, I'm sure she'll be freaking when she hears the news" (WOO SCORE)
"Yeah, just make sure she doesn't break any of the expensive bottles, oh and Nic? Why don't you throw Princess's PTO into J's next paycheck for helping us out on short notice." (Oh... I am going to enjoy this)
"Roger That, I'll call ya if the place burns down". I washed up and didn't even make it out the bathroom before my phone started going off again, figured it was Liz trying to apologize or something.
[CALL FROM "d00she"] Ahh, saves me, some energy.
"Heyyy, just the person I wanted to talk to" I put on my sweet voice.
"I uh.. don't have your money yet, but I just called to tell you I'll be gone for the next few nights so can you feed Junior?" (His pet turtle)
"Yeah, about that, 78 Jeep Bronco, Starter, Find it, NOW you got three hours and I'll forget the whole debt"
"Bruh, where did you find a 78 Bronco? you realize they only that gen for like two years right?" "I could hear him squirming on the other end.
"Yeah, google informed me trying to find parts for that is wonderful, but its an employee's car her jeep got stuck last night so she crashed at the house and I'm coming up with nothing."
"Is she hot?" Jay asked hopefully.
"Jay, No, I will peel your dick like a banana, now find me a starter, PLEASE"
"Yo that's messed up, Why you always mad at me? I'm doing you a favor" He actually tried to act defensive.
I started to mention his long list of just retarded things he did, including fucking and leaving a stripper in MY bed and stealing/destroying a 65k car of mine, to replace it with a 20k one with triple the miles to call us even. Ladies and gentlemen this is why you don't do drugs. Coke had has fried this poor kids brain.
"Alright I get it, so.. stuff didn't happen the way I thought it would ya'll could be a little less mean about it" (Dear Cuz, not killing you in your sleep was probably the most generous thing I could do. To make a side note so you don't think I'm a total bitch, I lived with 2 older cousins at this moment, and he personally had cost me over 120 grand in the time I've known him. Most people would have done far worse than berate him like a child.)
I just hung up on him at this point. I couldn't, my limit for the day had been reached. I shot him a quick text afterwards to remind him
I went back to the floor, to find out Liz was already gone, Joe and Carlos a busboy ("The Mexican" and she so sweetly called him or something like that) on top of one of the tables, Joe had apparently started playing "Taps" On his harmonica to celebrate her departure while Carlos was doing an Irish Jig. Despite his name Carlos was actually like 3/4th Irish and a quarter Hispanic. I had to yell at them to get down and go back to being productive, half heartedly. Oy...
I got a call from Jay about two hours later telling me he found one part out of state, it'll take a week to get here, but if I needed it sooner, he found something that would work "Technically" according to him and he could have it installed that evening. Alright make it happen.
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[Yahoo Messenger]
[So you're giving her another week?]
--[Yeh, she cute and she did fix my pipes]
[Well that's always a good thing]
-- [I got some other pipes that she could fix If she wants]
[From what you described I don't blame you]
-- [Hey, a girl can dream, I'd die a happy tiger if I could tickle and fuck that accent off her, just once before she gets fired]
[You said she was 18 right?]
-- [She Legal =^_^= ]
-- [I gtg adult n shit I'll brb]
[Haha I guess I will live vicariously through you, give me a text if you need anything I might not be on later though]
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[Hey Happy 4th! Where have you been hiding?]
-- I apologize, Nicole isn't on right now, but I can take a message if need be.
I didn't realize she was signed into Yahoo messenger so when I got a DM from someone it was kind of a shock, but I was on a mission to find the part for my jeep.
[Oh then who do I have the pleasure of speaking with then?]
-- Oh, I'm sorry, my name is Jacki (Its really Jacqui but I used to just not try to explain) I'm just borrowing Nicole's computer for a moment or two.
[That's alright, Jacki nice to meet you. You work for her, correct?
--Hopefully still, I'm really enjoying the job.
[Hopefully? why wouldn't you be still? ]
--It has been a really long two weeks and I haven't really not been the best employee and somewhat of a disappointment
[Well, I'm assuming you are at her house, on her personal laptop. With that in mind even if you messed some things up you are doing better than most]
--Well I don't really know, I didn't exactly get an invitation, my car just died last night so It was late and I guess there wasn't much of a choice.
[That sounds like an invitation to me, so relax and accept it. ]
--I'm trying to but my head is going a mile a minute
[That's understandable but she could have just left you in the parking lot last night or had some other arrangements instead of inviting you to her house]
--I am so sorry I am unloading to a complete stranger, I've had the worst two weeks of my life to date overall, I don't have a car anymore, I've almost gotten fired twice so far, I don't know what to do, I'm broke and I'm sitting in my underwear on my boss's bed feeling really useless right now, and I'm fairly sure I'm having a panic attack.
[Don't worry about it, take a deep breath, I've known Nicole for a really long time I'm sure she will get you sorted out in no time ]
--I didn't exactly do anything to deserve that though.
[That's not really how it works. But I'm sorry, I have to go for just 15minutes but you can keep talking I will be back as soon as I can just try to]
--Oh alright! Thank you though.
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Okie, Focus.. After trying to google for car parts I kept coming up with a big fat OUT OF STOCK everywhere I meant which really wasn't doing much for my morale at the moment. I heard the chime of Messenger and Figured V was back.
Yahoo Messenger from M:
[*sneaks a tickle to your sides* Hey brat you've been awol for over a week, I think I'm going to have to punish you for that.]
--Apologies, Nicole isn't here right now, so I guess she's still awol sorry to say.
[Its alright, who is this? ]
--I'm Jacki, pleasure, I can leave a message if its important.
[Naw, not important really you can just get her punishment for her I suppose, are you from the TMF?]
--I don't know what a TMF is so I'm going to assume no. Sorry.
[Tickling Media Forum, its a Fetish site, I figured you were privy since you're on her computer and all]
--Oh, no definitely not from there, Nicole is just my boss, I had to stay the night last night
[Ah...well then, damn, I hope I didn't just let the cat out of the bag]
--Oh no, you're fine.
[Then, surprise! your boss is kind of a freak in her night life. =) ]
--She is? So, I'm confused its fetish site about tickling?
[Yeah... pretty much. ]
--I'm sorry that doesn't sound very freaky to me is there more to it?
[Well some of us have other interests, I have a foot fetish but it pretty much differs person to person]
--Oh, then yeah I would have actually guessed her to be into some chains and whips kind of stuff.
[Well I don't know about whips chains but I know tyg's into bondage but that's about it ]
--That sounds interesting.
[Why are you into bondage?]
--I really don't know, it sounds fun in my head.
[Wait how old are you?]
--I'm 18 why do you ask?
[Oh, then totally ask her about it, I'm sure she'll break you in]
[Just wanted to make sure you were legal, I may be a freak but I like to keep it of age.]
--Ohhh Okay, yeah I'm old enough I guess. what do you mean break me in? I'm a girl
[I guessed that from the name, and yeah Tyg's into girls too so you're in luck]
--Oh..
[So.. with that being said, I really have to ask, are you ticklish?]
--Haha, Yes, apparently very lately
[Lately? did you and her get into something last night?]
--Yeah a bit
--Well No! I didn't mean to make it sound dirty.
[A bit? ]
--Well She gave me a pedicure, because I never got a pedicure before, and that was really awesome except for the whole making a fool of myself part and sounding like a hyena.
[ XD, It tickled I'm guessing? ]
-- Yeah, A lot,
[Did she take her time during it? ]
--I guess it took like an hour or so, my feet were really bad.
[I'm sure they feel a lot better now, I'm a guy, if you couldn't tell, so never did a pedicure before but congrats!]
--Thanks, yeah I guess guys don't really get those. and I figured from the name 🙂
--Hey you said tyg was into girls?
[Yeah as far as I know, why?]
--Oh, just making sure I read that right.
[Yeah, so you aren't into tickling I take it?]
--Hm, I guess not as much as you two are, but last night was pretty fun if that counts?
[It does, so how did the pedicure turn out?]
--It looks awesome I'd send a picture but I have no clue how to do that
(Spends the next 5 minutes trying to walk me through how to send a picture)
[Alright, those are super sexy, and I love the color but I have a foot fetish so I might be biased ]
--They are? Thank you!
[Yeah, I would love to get my hands on those, would you let me?]
--Do I get a massage out of it?
[Do I get to tickle them?]
--I reiterate, do I get a massage out of it?
[You drive a hard bargain, deal]
--Haha, I used to get tickled all the time, so if I can get a massage out of it, I consider myself up on the game.
[You are perfect <3 Tyg is lucky]
--Thank you I guess? I try. I'm the lucky one though, she kind of helped me out a lot lately. Like ALOT.
[Oh then you definitely deserve to be tickled later then as payment, tell her I said so]
--I'll try to remember, and is that actually a thing?
[You better, and is what a thing?]
--Being tickled as payment.
[Well did you like it?]
--I didn't hate it, it was fun like I said
[Perfect payment then, just get used to being barefoot]
--I don't normally wear shoes anyway, or socks around the house.
[I hate her, lol come live with me lol]
--I'll take that as a compliment?
[Yeah you should anyway have fun I got to get to work, congrats and tell her I'm gonna spank her little ass next time I see her]
--Spank her ass, got it, I'll file that away as her secretary haha.
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It was around that time I got the call from Nicole, and she told me about the situation with the Jeep and the Promotion to Management. I wish I could remember most of the early parts of the conversation but I was having a legit panic attack because I had no clue what to do or how I was going to pay for any of it etc.
"Don't even worry about repairs, put it this way, you saved me a lot in plumbing bills so the money would have been gone either way" She tried to make me feel better about it.
"I don't even know if I can do the job though, I'm barely getting the hang of waitressing"
"Last night, did you enjoy mixing drinks?" She questioned.
"Yeah, it was fun, you seemed to like what I made" I commented back.
"Was it hard?"
"No, haha it was a really simple drink"
"Good then just you do that repeatedly to different people all day, you'll be fine" She sounded more confident in me then I was.
"Alright, so no more tables?" I was starting to enjoy this idea.
"No more Liz OR Tables, and much more money" She did really well at selling me on that.
"I don't know how I'm going to get to work all week though with all of those shifts" I was a little nervous because I didn't think of that yet.
"Oh That's fine, I'm kidnapping you, you're just living here till its fixed" She said without missing a beat.
I was pretty silent on the other line as I tried to process that, my old man was never going to go for that.
"Hey, I'm sorry its, only a surprise adoption, but seriously, I can get your car back this evening if you really want to go home that badly, but saying your dad is a piece of shit would be a compliment, Just saying you don't have to answer me right now, but the offers on the table, you can crash here the week and get a vacation from him."
"'I'll think about it but I don't think he's going to agree to it"
"You're 18, he doesn't have a damn choice but to accept it, let me ask you this, you excited to go home?"
"Not really, but you really don't have to do this" She was right, but I had to go home eventually.
"Naw, I'm fairly certain I do, I got see enough of you last night, to know if I see any other questionable marks appear, he will be the third thing I've lit on fire in my life and I REALLY don't want to add to that list.
That shut me up really quick. Didn't know what to say to that, and first time I ever heard venom in her voice like that.
"Good I'm actually just pulling up to your house, so, let me handle the rest, that foreskin called me three times threatening to call the cops that we stole his jeep. Going to go explain the situation to him in person and also grab anything you need while I'm here."
"What?!..My camara, but Nicole seriously that is NOT a good Idea. (Oh lord. She is going to get herself shot and eaten by coyotes) And she talked right on over me.
"Camara, got it, Yeah sorry receptions really bad here, I'll talk to you later.. " *Click* ……
Now, I'm blonde but I'm pretty pure reception was not really bad then.
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I took another shower to calm down and finally grabbed some underwear of hers that fit, I shouldn't have been surprised to find tiger print panties. I sat back down to see V had left a message
[Hey I'm back, I'm sorry that took so long was running errands]
--No problem I just sat back down
[Is this still Jacki?]
--Yes'm
[Oh okay good how are you feeling?]
--Trying not to have a stroke with everything going on.
[Oh? Whats the problem? ]
(I updated him on the Nicole situation, my promotion, the car and he tried to assure me everything would be fine)
--So just out of curiosity are you one of the guys from the TMF?
[TMF? Well, I don't exactly know what you mean.]
--Some guy M messaged me, told me about it, and considering this program seems to show you past messages above, and you have some tickle related content in there. It was just a guess?
[Well then Yes, yes I am. Is that weird to you?]
--Haha, Compared to everything else I've been through lately that is probably the most normal sounding thing this week.
[Well I'm glad you think so, wish most of the past women in my life felt that way]
--Aww, you were with some really weird women then.
[Well just one's that weren't very accepting I suppose]
-- I don't know why, between some of the kinks I've heard of, that seems pretty low key comparatively.
[Yeah but a lot of people don't see it that way]
--Well a lot of people suck and have no imagination.
(At this moment we had a pretty long convo of me having a mental breakdown of everything going on and him playing Therapist)
--Hey, V Can I ask a really weird question?
[Yeah, whats on your mind?]
--If a guy said he wanted to tickle and fuck the accent off you, that IS a pretty good indicator they like you right?
[Well, I'm not gay so that really wouldn't go very far, but yeah that's a pretty solid yes I'd say.]
[Oh, you are talking about prior messages]
--Yep, I mean, Chelsea has an accent and is a farmgirl too so.
[Is Chelsea 18? ]
--Ah, Good point. just checking.
[You went silent, are you okay with her saying that?]
-- Well, its flattering, like very flattering but I think I'm pretty straight
[Well if you have to think about it, then you probably aren't entirely sure.]
--Fair point, I think I'm going stay the week here but I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
[Are you uncomfortable at her house?]
--No! this place is really nice, but everything else..
[If she says she is going to take care of everything I would just let her do so just enjoy the week while you have it]
--I just don't know how to even begin to repay for everything.
[I'm pretty sure she's not expecting you to worry about that, you aren't in a position to anyway]
--M told me I should just let her tickle me as rent basically
[Well, that Is a thing, I'm not going to tell you either way.]
--That just doesn't seem like much compensation to me.
[Are you kidding me? I would love to have that situation its been years ]
--Serious? don't really have much experience with this so, I don't know if I'm going to be any good at that
[haha, fine are you ticklish?]
--Yeah, very
[Great, are you going to mind it?]
--Not really, it was pretty fun I guess
[You qualify, there you go, the lee doesn't really have to do much but be ticklish and from what Nicole said, you are really pretty]
--That's comforting, wait I'm pretty??
--Ignore that comment, the accent thing yeah, got ya.
[Haha you are adorable]
--If that was a thing, do you have to be tied up for it? M mentioned she was into bondage
[Well the two don't always go together but, yeah it often happens but if you were weren't okay with that I'm positive she's not going to force you]
--Verdicts still out on that, seems okay in my head
[Take you time I'm sure there isn't a rush]
--Well I mean if the tickle and fuck me thing comes up, I just really want to know what to expect.
[I really wouldn't worry about that, but are you nervous?]
--I think the word you're searching for is clueless, I've had two Really bad sexy time experiences that ended in regret so on a scale of 1-10 I'm still trying to find the scale.
[Honestly, If it does come up, I'm sure she expects nothing, so again deep breath, and just figure out what you're comfortable with and aren't]
--Thanks for letting a random strange girl rant to you, you are a life saver.
[Thanks for listening to a creepy stranger with a tickle fetish ]
--Um well then, I just dropped my phone on the floor and bounced under the bed
[That must have been surprising then]
--You know what's under here?
[I have a pretty good idea knowing her]
--Alright so the bondage IS Chains, I was half right
[Wait, Chains?]
--It's like dog chain you'd tie your mutt up in the back with but braided and thinner, its attached to the bed somehow inside.
[Oh well I don't know about anything about that I would probably wait to ask her about it before getting too involved]
--Nah, wait a minute this is pretty neat let me figure out how this works, I took engineering in school this is pretty wild.
[If you get hurt no one is home to help you so be careful]
--I'm being careful, the bottom headboard piece turns and slides on the inside
[What do you mean? turns and slides]
--Its hard to explain but you can put your legs through the bottom half it looks like, let me move the laptop so I can still type
[I really would wait for Nicole before trying anything like that just my suggestion]
--Hey V?
[Yeah? are you okay]
--I'm wonderful, just hypothetically, now bear with me. How would one get your ankles out of one of these? I'm asking for a friend.
[I have no idea I've never owned a set of stocks]
--Stocks? What are stocks?
[Looks like you are going to have to ask Nikki when she gets home]
--I really hope she's not mad I messed with her stuff, I didn't even get to put clothes on yet.
[I'm pretty sure she'll be understanding]
I'm in waffle house right now grabbing food for the first time today since my little adventure at Old Mcdonalds. Been trying to sign into yahoo on my phone all evening.
V-
--Sonofabitch I am going to hurt someone today
[What why?]
--Drove 100+ miles, my chargers missing, I don't know where my wallet went and I had to chat up the old pervert at the Verizon store just to charge my phone and then he decided to grab my ass on the way out
[Tyg?]
--Yesh
[*Hugs*]
--Phone keeps acting up, and haven't been able to log into yahoo all morning
[Well you were probably kicked out all morning because Jacki is on your computer]
--Well that would be a good reason
[Yeah she was using your computer for something and it auto signed her in]
-- -_- Shit
--I forgot yahoo logs in automatically.
[Yeah we've been talking all morning]
[She said I'm easy to talk to and really sweet I'm flattered]
--Wait you're talking to her?!?!
[Yeah]
--Good she better be naked and covered in fireball by the time I get home, I'm hungry
[LOL]
--I had to drive out to fucksville In the middle of nowhere to deal with her jackass of a father
[She found things under your bed forewarning, after she dropped her phone]
[Yeah she told me]
--I swear to god I almost hit him, but he couldn't afford to lose anymore teeth.
[LOL that's terrible]
--Dude decided to tell me if he wanted to hear my lip he'd rattle his zipper
[He sounds like a piece of work]
--Ahh under the bed, ah well whatever, what is she going to do? tell Tony I've got an interesting nightlife? Half that stuffs his anyway
[lol yeah]
[She said she should let you tickle her as repayment for everything but she didn't think it would be that easy]
--That bed was for mistress number 3 until his wife found out and tried to light the thing on fire and it didn't burn so.. he had to get rid of it and well 10 grand bed with bondage equipment, why not give it to your goddaughter.
--V.. V you beautiful man I hope you are not messing with me.
[Hey she did say it, I wasn't really for or con either way]
--I'm torn between cuddling her and living out some really creative fantasies in my head but, I've had a long month.
[I didn't want it to get too weird but she knows you liked the tickling last night ]
--You know what, considering the list of degenerates on my messenger I am not surprised.
[Yeah she mentioned your block list is full and you have only 6 friends on it now. And I'm proud to be one of them]
--That's because between the guy who wants to tickle me wearing a furr suit and the guy tries tries to tickle me while I wear diapers my block gets Reaaalllllly long.
[Wait, are you wearing the furr suit or him]
--Fam, I was not going to find that out. my finger hit the block button so fast I got carpal tunnel.
--Anyway Focus..What happened with my bondage gear that's not exactly a one man operation
[Yeah, She said she got stuck and I don't really know what that's all about, I tried to tell her to wait til you got home]
--Stuck how do you get stuck? you need to be on the outside to set the latch then yeah you are NOT getting out those, they are chain-linked like handcuffs 500lbs test braided with leather wrapped cuffs.
[I don't know she said she got stuck in the stocks and couldn't get her ankles out]
-- ...V... I don't own stocks homie, I wish I did, that would pretty lit, but.. what?
[I told you I don't know, what she described sounded like stocks on the footboard]
--I've owned that bed for four years, there isn't shit on the footboard but some weird trellis moon design on both sides. I don't know what she got stuck on but..now I'm curious.
[Well you're welcome apparently she was really understanding about the fetish aspect of it]
--Serious??
[She was more worried about you being mad she touched your stuff and the fact she wasn't dressed yet]
-- 0_0.. Ah yes.. So mad a half naked girl stumbled into my bondage gear and got stuck... Sooo livid.. WTF V, How did this happen lmao
[I did mention a few things in passing 🙂 but I hate you right now, have fun with your Jacki sundae, while I sit here alone =P ]
-- I'll be home in 5minutes so, when she did she say she got stuck
[Oh that was about 3 hours ago I haven't talked to her since]
--I'll have to send you a handjob in the mail
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I pulled into the driveway, and walk into the house not really sure what to expect at this point. my bedroom light Is on and I can't really hear anything. And peered my head into the bedroom.
Sheets was all over the place, it was clear she tried to get herself out of the predicament, her hair was a rats nest already, and she had her one arm cuffed to the bedpost her head laying on the footboard fast asleep on her other arm which was free. And... I'll be a sonofabitch. I picked the laptop off the floor and took a few steps back trying to rationalize how this all happened.
-- I will be a sonofabitch this bed has stocks, and she somehow figured it out. either that or she got some narrow ass paws and I'm just a lucky kitty.
[LOL, I told you, ]
--My guy, I think the only thing she got on is my tigerprint panties, I had to walk in and walk out to make sure I was still alive.
[I hope you enjoy your present now stop talking to me and go enjoy it]
--How the fuck did I not know this bed had stocks, Alex didn't even figure this out and I rely on her for all my Fetlife 101 stuff, I feel like we failed life somehow
[I wish I did]
--I love you <3 you are the best wingman ever
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I had a good laugh to myself and walked back into the room and I must have made noise because she started to wake up and looks up at me with a sleepy look.
"Looks like you had some fun today"
"I really hope you're not mad" She looks up sleepy eyed and dazed. waving with her free arm.
"Haha, No, but do you know what happened to the curious kitten that touched the tigers toys? I just shook my head petting her hair.
"I think I read about this one, did she get her accent tickle and fucked off?" She smirked at me and for the first time I was completely speechless that line just fucked me up, and I did not expect that, and my mouth just hung open staring.
"Kitten got your tongue?, dang I never saw that coming" I could smell the whisky coming off her breath now.
"You are absolutely adorable, SoCo?" It wasn't fireball, but it'll do.
"A little, You did say anything in the house, and I needed something to calm down" She looks up wrinkling her nose at me.
"I don't blame ya, its been a pretty wild week, for both of us, Oy, What am I going to do with you?" I ruffle her hair up playfully.
She giggles, and swats at me with her free hand very lightly. "Hopefully give me a safe word at least, because I have no clue what I'm doing" She says genuinely at me as I finished the rest of the SoCo in her glass. and pick up the brown bottle next to it.
"What is this doing out?" I hold the bottle up wondering. and give her a look.
"Oh yeah, V said that lotion is pretty good for this kind of stuff and well, my everything is looking pretty rough so, I pretty much used it all over, I figured you wouldn't mind."
I look at her and I look at the bottle and I crack up so bad I had to sit down in my seat.
"What is funny, is something wrong? from her voice I can tell she's not sure weather she did something dumb or not.
It took me a full minute to catch my breath. "Darling, that's not lotion in here, I just put it in here because the cat broke the other container. This is Babyoil"
She looks up at me not sure what to make of the information I just gave her. and finally goes "Is that a bad thing?"
I looked at her and leaned down kissing her nose and shaking my head. "Bad?, I don't think so, but your safe word is Pineapple"
I dragged all five of my acrylics down one of the little paws poking out of the bed from under the toes to her heel, as her eyes went wide and she let out a very shrill shriek covering her mouth with her free hand.
"Excellent read Tygris!, I mean clearly you don't act like that at work or you'd have been sued for misconduct/sexual harassment but it was a fine look into a slice of life approach to what we would certainly like to say in our mundane daily lives, just remember you did post in the true stories section next time."
I'll admit I was mad for 0.2 seconds and then realized I don't really know what "Normal" Jobs are like, I've been in this industry since I was 16 years old and haven't had any other job except for a brief two week period of being a stocker/cashier and no thank you to that. This place is basically my second house and well I'm in the south. Our patrons include rednecks, hillbillies, cowboys, (Yes there are clear distinctions) Trailer Trash, your average citizen, military, police, drug addicts, drug dealers, the homeless every so often, tourists, people of every color to offend one of the first four groups, the occasional prosecutor or judge, etc.
I love my work, it is forgiving, awesome, tiring and just the strangest group of people I've ever met in my life, so people that have a difficult time wrapping their head around the dynamic here I'll say this, if I couldn't pick on, tease and tell my staff to fuck off every so often I'd be forced to quit, and if I had to fire anyone who did the previous, I'd have zero staff and we'd be closed. Everyone here has some really thick skin and no one ever really takes too much offense to much.
Anyway, Without further Ado, Enjoy the Rest of the story. A really Special Thank you to two TMF Members who I didn't use your real names, but Ya'll know who you are.
You guys were amazing and held me through a really strange situation in my life so really. Thank you.
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"I thought you were fine?" I looked at Chelsea who's hand was wrapped up like a mummy.
"I was, Zeke's got a metal plate in his head though apparently, and she puffed up something awful this morning" She quipped back.
"I thought you hit him in the nose?" I raised an eyebrow at her.
"Are you crazy, fuckers twice my size so I gave'm a wee tap in the back of the head, must have broke it mugging the floor" She raised her working hand to indicate with two fingers her slight "love tap"
"You figure J won't mind taking a shift or two from me til I can at least hold a tray right proper?" (I hated asking her to work the morning shift after a holiday, she's always either hungover or drunk and her accent becomes borderline abuse, thankfully I have many years of experience in understanding Chelsese.
"She's already got shifts this week those are going to be doubles, but Misty or Erica will probably take you up on it" I reasoned with her.
"Ah right, you got her all tied up in your loft don't you? She grinned at me.
"I don't have a loft." I raised my arms at her in a what motion.
"Ahhhh, I like how that was the part of the sentence you disagreed with." She stuck her tongue out at me.
I swatted at her as my phone rang.. It was my boss. "Tony, I'll deal with YOU later, sicko" And I started walk off to take the call and yelped as I felt her hands on my hips giving them a tweak, and heard her comment "You got little girls tied up in your house and...." Her voice got drown out by the call as I walked through the double doors to the back.
It wasn't anything serious, call was mostly just him checking up on things and seeing how the prior night went. I was trying to make it a quick call when I heard the screeching of my favorite employee from across the way, she obviously saw my rejection of her vacation input. I'm happy to report most of her complaints and vitriol was lost in transition to me.
"What makes you think you have the right to.." I'm trying to point at the phone and give her the benefit of the doubt that she probably doesn't want to make a scene right now.
"I don't give two fucks who you are phone sexing right now you skinny bitch, I am NOT going to be here starting tomorrow and I WILL be paid for it, I have tickets already.... " (Just shut up for once in your life, please I hate you, I hope you get Herpes but right now.. just please take a hint)
"Liz.." (Good lord woman)
"Don't Fucking interrupt me when.. " *POINTS CLEARLY TO PHONE IN NO SUBTLE WAY*
"Tony.." (You seriously can't be this stupid, how did you survive this long?)
"Yes you can tell that fat piece of shit you fucked up the schedule again when he you speak with him" (STRIKE THREE)
At this point I clicked the phone over to speaker just for her to hear.
"What is that all noise?" Tony's phone rang clear as day as I'm fairly certain she shit her pants by the look on her face, but I wasn't too sure she already smelled really bad usually anyway I'm not quite sure I would have noticed the difference if she had.
"Uh, Well, what does it sound like to you?" I just pitched the question to him at this point not knowing what else to say.
"Sounds like Elisabeth has deserved a vacation, she sounds tense, just schedule her in for a year or two of unpaid leave effective immediately" (Hey look, I tried... I really did, Sorry not sorry)
"Hey, will do, you heard him right? you got your vacation earlier than expected." I sidestepped into my bathroom in the backroom and closed the door locking as she babbled something incoherent that sounded like depression and regret.
"I'd hate to push you against the wall like that Nic but I am not going to tolerate that shit especially from her." Tony was great people.
"Hey, we've all been counting down the days, you just raised staff moral" I can hear Liz banging on the door saying some nonsense that tasted like the emotional content of a Linken park verse.
"You going to be alright picking up her shifts the rest of the week? When does Alex get back from College?" I know Tony wasn't too thrilled with leaving a gap like that in scheduling but we'd manage.
"Next week I think just when Liz was supposed to get back, I was going to Schedule her in and let them fight it out but, I'd like to shift the rest of her hours to J if you're good with that, I know she'd love the hours and the pay bump"
"Johns Kid?, you said she was having issues doing tables, you think she'll alright at bar?" He didn't seem entirely against the idea so far.
"Well, funny story, she had to crash at my place last night and I put her behind the bar and well, she can make a screwdriver (REALLLY HOPE that wasn't whisky darling, just please..) and a Sidecar damn perfect in record time so, she's got my vote". I pitched my case hoping it would stick.
"Well, alright make it happen then, but hey I got some business going on right now, I'll catch up with you sometime this week"
"Cool deal, I'm sure she'll be freaking when she hears the news" (WOO SCORE)
"Yeah, just make sure she doesn't break any of the expensive bottles, oh and Nic? Why don't you throw Princess's PTO into J's next paycheck for helping us out on short notice." (Oh... I am going to enjoy this)
"Roger That, I'll call ya if the place burns down". I washed up and didn't even make it out the bathroom before my phone started going off again, figured it was Liz trying to apologize or something.
[CALL FROM "d00she"] Ahh, saves me, some energy.
"Heyyy, just the person I wanted to talk to" I put on my sweet voice.
"I uh.. don't have your money yet, but I just called to tell you I'll be gone for the next few nights so can you feed Junior?" (His pet turtle)
"Yeah, about that, 78 Jeep Bronco, Starter, Find it, NOW you got three hours and I'll forget the whole debt"
"Bruh, where did you find a 78 Bronco? you realize they only that gen for like two years right?" "I could hear him squirming on the other end.
"Yeah, google informed me trying to find parts for that is wonderful, but its an employee's car her jeep got stuck last night so she crashed at the house and I'm coming up with nothing."
"Is she hot?" Jay asked hopefully.
"Jay, No, I will peel your dick like a banana, now find me a starter, PLEASE"
"Yo that's messed up, Why you always mad at me? I'm doing you a favor" He actually tried to act defensive.
I started to mention his long list of just retarded things he did, including fucking and leaving a stripper in MY bed and stealing/destroying a 65k car of mine, to replace it with a 20k one with triple the miles to call us even. Ladies and gentlemen this is why you don't do drugs. Coke had has fried this poor kids brain.
"Alright I get it, so.. stuff didn't happen the way I thought it would ya'll could be a little less mean about it" (Dear Cuz, not killing you in your sleep was probably the most generous thing I could do. To make a side note so you don't think I'm a total bitch, I lived with 2 older cousins at this moment, and he personally had cost me over 120 grand in the time I've known him. Most people would have done far worse than berate him like a child.)
I just hung up on him at this point. I couldn't, my limit for the day had been reached. I shot him a quick text afterwards to remind him
I went back to the floor, to find out Liz was already gone, Joe and Carlos a busboy ("The Mexican" and she so sweetly called him or something like that) on top of one of the tables, Joe had apparently started playing "Taps" On his harmonica to celebrate her departure while Carlos was doing an Irish Jig. Despite his name Carlos was actually like 3/4th Irish and a quarter Hispanic. I had to yell at them to get down and go back to being productive, half heartedly. Oy...
I got a call from Jay about two hours later telling me he found one part out of state, it'll take a week to get here, but if I needed it sooner, he found something that would work "Technically" according to him and he could have it installed that evening. Alright make it happen.
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[Yahoo Messenger]
[So you're giving her another week?]
--[Yeh, she cute and she did fix my pipes]
[Well that's always a good thing]
-- [I got some other pipes that she could fix If she wants]
[From what you described I don't blame you]
-- [Hey, a girl can dream, I'd die a happy tiger if I could tickle and fuck that accent off her, just once before she gets fired]
[You said she was 18 right?]
-- [She Legal =^_^= ]
-- [I gtg adult n shit I'll brb]
[Haha I guess I will live vicariously through you, give me a text if you need anything I might not be on later though]
----------------Previous Messages--------------------------------------------------
[Hey Happy 4th! Where have you been hiding?]
-- I apologize, Nicole isn't on right now, but I can take a message if need be.
I didn't realize she was signed into Yahoo messenger so when I got a DM from someone it was kind of a shock, but I was on a mission to find the part for my jeep.
[Oh then who do I have the pleasure of speaking with then?]
-- Oh, I'm sorry, my name is Jacki (Its really Jacqui but I used to just not try to explain) I'm just borrowing Nicole's computer for a moment or two.
[That's alright, Jacki nice to meet you. You work for her, correct?
--Hopefully still, I'm really enjoying the job.
[Hopefully? why wouldn't you be still? ]
--It has been a really long two weeks and I haven't really not been the best employee and somewhat of a disappointment
[Well, I'm assuming you are at her house, on her personal laptop. With that in mind even if you messed some things up you are doing better than most]
--Well I don't really know, I didn't exactly get an invitation, my car just died last night so It was late and I guess there wasn't much of a choice.
[That sounds like an invitation to me, so relax and accept it. ]
--I'm trying to but my head is going a mile a minute
[That's understandable but she could have just left you in the parking lot last night or had some other arrangements instead of inviting you to her house]
--I am so sorry I am unloading to a complete stranger, I've had the worst two weeks of my life to date overall, I don't have a car anymore, I've almost gotten fired twice so far, I don't know what to do, I'm broke and I'm sitting in my underwear on my boss's bed feeling really useless right now, and I'm fairly sure I'm having a panic attack.
[Don't worry about it, take a deep breath, I've known Nicole for a really long time I'm sure she will get you sorted out in no time ]
--I didn't exactly do anything to deserve that though.
[That's not really how it works. But I'm sorry, I have to go for just 15minutes but you can keep talking I will be back as soon as I can just try to]
--Oh alright! Thank you though.
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Okie, Focus.. After trying to google for car parts I kept coming up with a big fat OUT OF STOCK everywhere I meant which really wasn't doing much for my morale at the moment. I heard the chime of Messenger and Figured V was back.
Yahoo Messenger from M:
[*sneaks a tickle to your sides* Hey brat you've been awol for over a week, I think I'm going to have to punish you for that.]
--Apologies, Nicole isn't here right now, so I guess she's still awol sorry to say.
[Its alright, who is this? ]
--I'm Jacki, pleasure, I can leave a message if its important.
[Naw, not important really you can just get her punishment for her I suppose, are you from the TMF?]
--I don't know what a TMF is so I'm going to assume no. Sorry.
[Tickling Media Forum, its a Fetish site, I figured you were privy since you're on her computer and all]
--Oh, no definitely not from there, Nicole is just my boss, I had to stay the night last night
[Ah...well then, damn, I hope I didn't just let the cat out of the bag]
--Oh no, you're fine.
[Then, surprise! your boss is kind of a freak in her night life. =) ]
--She is? So, I'm confused its fetish site about tickling?
[Yeah... pretty much. ]
--I'm sorry that doesn't sound very freaky to me is there more to it?
[Well some of us have other interests, I have a foot fetish but it pretty much differs person to person]
--Oh, then yeah I would have actually guessed her to be into some chains and whips kind of stuff.
[Well I don't know about whips chains but I know tyg's into bondage but that's about it ]
--That sounds interesting.
[Why are you into bondage?]
--I really don't know, it sounds fun in my head.
[Wait how old are you?]
--I'm 18 why do you ask?
[Oh, then totally ask her about it, I'm sure she'll break you in]
[Just wanted to make sure you were legal, I may be a freak but I like to keep it of age.]
--Ohhh Okay, yeah I'm old enough I guess. what do you mean break me in? I'm a girl
[I guessed that from the name, and yeah Tyg's into girls too so you're in luck]
--Oh..
[So.. with that being said, I really have to ask, are you ticklish?]
--Haha, Yes, apparently very lately
[Lately? did you and her get into something last night?]
--Yeah a bit
--Well No! I didn't mean to make it sound dirty.
[A bit? ]
--Well She gave me a pedicure, because I never got a pedicure before, and that was really awesome except for the whole making a fool of myself part and sounding like a hyena.
[ XD, It tickled I'm guessing? ]
-- Yeah, A lot,
[Did she take her time during it? ]
--I guess it took like an hour or so, my feet were really bad.
[I'm sure they feel a lot better now, I'm a guy, if you couldn't tell, so never did a pedicure before but congrats!]
--Thanks, yeah I guess guys don't really get those. and I figured from the name 🙂
--Hey you said tyg was into girls?
[Yeah as far as I know, why?]
--Oh, just making sure I read that right.
[Yeah, so you aren't into tickling I take it?]
--Hm, I guess not as much as you two are, but last night was pretty fun if that counts?
[It does, so how did the pedicure turn out?]
--It looks awesome I'd send a picture but I have no clue how to do that
(Spends the next 5 minutes trying to walk me through how to send a picture)
[Alright, those are super sexy, and I love the color but I have a foot fetish so I might be biased ]
--They are? Thank you!
[Yeah, I would love to get my hands on those, would you let me?]
--Do I get a massage out of it?
[Do I get to tickle them?]
--I reiterate, do I get a massage out of it?
[You drive a hard bargain, deal]
--Haha, I used to get tickled all the time, so if I can get a massage out of it, I consider myself up on the game.
[You are perfect <3 Tyg is lucky]
--Thank you I guess? I try. I'm the lucky one though, she kind of helped me out a lot lately. Like ALOT.
[Oh then you definitely deserve to be tickled later then as payment, tell her I said so]
--I'll try to remember, and is that actually a thing?
[You better, and is what a thing?]
--Being tickled as payment.
[Well did you like it?]
--I didn't hate it, it was fun like I said
[Perfect payment then, just get used to being barefoot]
--I don't normally wear shoes anyway, or socks around the house.
[I hate her, lol come live with me lol]
--I'll take that as a compliment?
[Yeah you should anyway have fun I got to get to work, congrats and tell her I'm gonna spank her little ass next time I see her]
--Spank her ass, got it, I'll file that away as her secretary haha.
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It was around that time I got the call from Nicole, and she told me about the situation with the Jeep and the Promotion to Management. I wish I could remember most of the early parts of the conversation but I was having a legit panic attack because I had no clue what to do or how I was going to pay for any of it etc.
"Don't even worry about repairs, put it this way, you saved me a lot in plumbing bills so the money would have been gone either way" She tried to make me feel better about it.
"I don't even know if I can do the job though, I'm barely getting the hang of waitressing"
"Last night, did you enjoy mixing drinks?" She questioned.
"Yeah, it was fun, you seemed to like what I made" I commented back.
"Was it hard?"
"No, haha it was a really simple drink"
"Good then just you do that repeatedly to different people all day, you'll be fine" She sounded more confident in me then I was.
"Alright, so no more tables?" I was starting to enjoy this idea.
"No more Liz OR Tables, and much more money" She did really well at selling me on that.
"I don't know how I'm going to get to work all week though with all of those shifts" I was a little nervous because I didn't think of that yet.
"Oh That's fine, I'm kidnapping you, you're just living here till its fixed" She said without missing a beat.
I was pretty silent on the other line as I tried to process that, my old man was never going to go for that.
"Hey, I'm sorry its, only a surprise adoption, but seriously, I can get your car back this evening if you really want to go home that badly, but saying your dad is a piece of shit would be a compliment, Just saying you don't have to answer me right now, but the offers on the table, you can crash here the week and get a vacation from him."
"'I'll think about it but I don't think he's going to agree to it"
"You're 18, he doesn't have a damn choice but to accept it, let me ask you this, you excited to go home?"
"Not really, but you really don't have to do this" She was right, but I had to go home eventually.
"Naw, I'm fairly certain I do, I got see enough of you last night, to know if I see any other questionable marks appear, he will be the third thing I've lit on fire in my life and I REALLY don't want to add to that list.
That shut me up really quick. Didn't know what to say to that, and first time I ever heard venom in her voice like that.
"Good I'm actually just pulling up to your house, so, let me handle the rest, that foreskin called me three times threatening to call the cops that we stole his jeep. Going to go explain the situation to him in person and also grab anything you need while I'm here."
"What?!..My camara, but Nicole seriously that is NOT a good Idea. (Oh lord. She is going to get herself shot and eaten by coyotes) And she talked right on over me.
"Camara, got it, Yeah sorry receptions really bad here, I'll talk to you later.. " *Click* ……
Now, I'm blonde but I'm pretty pure reception was not really bad then.
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I took another shower to calm down and finally grabbed some underwear of hers that fit, I shouldn't have been surprised to find tiger print panties. I sat back down to see V had left a message
[Hey I'm back, I'm sorry that took so long was running errands]
--No problem I just sat back down
[Is this still Jacki?]
--Yes'm
[Oh okay good how are you feeling?]
--Trying not to have a stroke with everything going on.
[Oh? Whats the problem? ]
(I updated him on the Nicole situation, my promotion, the car and he tried to assure me everything would be fine)
--So just out of curiosity are you one of the guys from the TMF?
[TMF? Well, I don't exactly know what you mean.]
--Some guy M messaged me, told me about it, and considering this program seems to show you past messages above, and you have some tickle related content in there. It was just a guess?
[Well then Yes, yes I am. Is that weird to you?]
--Haha, Compared to everything else I've been through lately that is probably the most normal sounding thing this week.
[Well I'm glad you think so, wish most of the past women in my life felt that way]
--Aww, you were with some really weird women then.
[Well just one's that weren't very accepting I suppose]
-- I don't know why, between some of the kinks I've heard of, that seems pretty low key comparatively.
[Yeah but a lot of people don't see it that way]
--Well a lot of people suck and have no imagination.
(At this moment we had a pretty long convo of me having a mental breakdown of everything going on and him playing Therapist)
--Hey, V Can I ask a really weird question?
[Yeah, whats on your mind?]
--If a guy said he wanted to tickle and fuck the accent off you, that IS a pretty good indicator they like you right?
[Well, I'm not gay so that really wouldn't go very far, but yeah that's a pretty solid yes I'd say.]
[Oh, you are talking about prior messages]
--Yep, I mean, Chelsea has an accent and is a farmgirl too so.
[Is Chelsea 18? ]
--Ah, Good point. just checking.
[You went silent, are you okay with her saying that?]
-- Well, its flattering, like very flattering but I think I'm pretty straight
[Well if you have to think about it, then you probably aren't entirely sure.]
--Fair point, I think I'm going stay the week here but I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
[Are you uncomfortable at her house?]
--No! this place is really nice, but everything else..
[If she says she is going to take care of everything I would just let her do so just enjoy the week while you have it]
--I just don't know how to even begin to repay for everything.
[I'm pretty sure she's not expecting you to worry about that, you aren't in a position to anyway]
--M told me I should just let her tickle me as rent basically
[Well, that Is a thing, I'm not going to tell you either way.]
--That just doesn't seem like much compensation to me.
[Are you kidding me? I would love to have that situation its been years ]
--Serious? don't really have much experience with this so, I don't know if I'm going to be any good at that
[haha, fine are you ticklish?]
--Yeah, very
[Great, are you going to mind it?]
--Not really, it was pretty fun I guess
[You qualify, there you go, the lee doesn't really have to do much but be ticklish and from what Nicole said, you are really pretty]
--That's comforting, wait I'm pretty??
--Ignore that comment, the accent thing yeah, got ya.
[Haha you are adorable]
--If that was a thing, do you have to be tied up for it? M mentioned she was into bondage
[Well the two don't always go together but, yeah it often happens but if you were weren't okay with that I'm positive she's not going to force you]
--Verdicts still out on that, seems okay in my head
[Take you time I'm sure there isn't a rush]
--Well I mean if the tickle and fuck me thing comes up, I just really want to know what to expect.
[I really wouldn't worry about that, but are you nervous?]
--I think the word you're searching for is clueless, I've had two Really bad sexy time experiences that ended in regret so on a scale of 1-10 I'm still trying to find the scale.
[Honestly, If it does come up, I'm sure she expects nothing, so again deep breath, and just figure out what you're comfortable with and aren't]
--Thanks for letting a random strange girl rant to you, you are a life saver.
[Thanks for listening to a creepy stranger with a tickle fetish ]
--Um well then, I just dropped my phone on the floor and bounced under the bed
[That must have been surprising then]
--You know what's under here?
[I have a pretty good idea knowing her]
--Alright so the bondage IS Chains, I was half right
[Wait, Chains?]
--It's like dog chain you'd tie your mutt up in the back with but braided and thinner, its attached to the bed somehow inside.
[Oh well I don't know about anything about that I would probably wait to ask her about it before getting too involved]
--Nah, wait a minute this is pretty neat let me figure out how this works, I took engineering in school this is pretty wild.
[If you get hurt no one is home to help you so be careful]
--I'm being careful, the bottom headboard piece turns and slides on the inside
[What do you mean? turns and slides]
--Its hard to explain but you can put your legs through the bottom half it looks like, let me move the laptop so I can still type
[I really would wait for Nicole before trying anything like that just my suggestion]
--Hey V?
[Yeah? are you okay]
--I'm wonderful, just hypothetically, now bear with me. How would one get your ankles out of one of these? I'm asking for a friend.
[I have no idea I've never owned a set of stocks]
--Stocks? What are stocks?
[Looks like you are going to have to ask Nikki when she gets home]
--I really hope she's not mad I messed with her stuff, I didn't even get to put clothes on yet.
[I'm pretty sure she'll be understanding]
I'm in waffle house right now grabbing food for the first time today since my little adventure at Old Mcdonalds. Been trying to sign into yahoo on my phone all evening.
V-
--Sonofabitch I am going to hurt someone today
[What why?]
--Drove 100+ miles, my chargers missing, I don't know where my wallet went and I had to chat up the old pervert at the Verizon store just to charge my phone and then he decided to grab my ass on the way out
[Tyg?]
--Yesh
[*Hugs*]
--Phone keeps acting up, and haven't been able to log into yahoo all morning
[Well you were probably kicked out all morning because Jacki is on your computer]
--Well that would be a good reason
[Yeah she was using your computer for something and it auto signed her in]
-- -_- Shit
--I forgot yahoo logs in automatically.
[Yeah we've been talking all morning]
[She said I'm easy to talk to and really sweet I'm flattered]
--Wait you're talking to her?!?!
[Yeah]
--Good she better be naked and covered in fireball by the time I get home, I'm hungry
[LOL]
--I had to drive out to fucksville In the middle of nowhere to deal with her jackass of a father
[She found things under your bed forewarning, after she dropped her phone]
[Yeah she told me]
--I swear to god I almost hit him, but he couldn't afford to lose anymore teeth.
[LOL that's terrible]
--Dude decided to tell me if he wanted to hear my lip he'd rattle his zipper
[He sounds like a piece of work]
--Ahh under the bed, ah well whatever, what is she going to do? tell Tony I've got an interesting nightlife? Half that stuffs his anyway
[lol yeah]
[She said she should let you tickle her as repayment for everything but she didn't think it would be that easy]
--That bed was for mistress number 3 until his wife found out and tried to light the thing on fire and it didn't burn so.. he had to get rid of it and well 10 grand bed with bondage equipment, why not give it to your goddaughter.
--V.. V you beautiful man I hope you are not messing with me.
[Hey she did say it, I wasn't really for or con either way]
--I'm torn between cuddling her and living out some really creative fantasies in my head but, I've had a long month.
[I didn't want it to get too weird but she knows you liked the tickling last night ]
--You know what, considering the list of degenerates on my messenger I am not surprised.
[Yeah she mentioned your block list is full and you have only 6 friends on it now. And I'm proud to be one of them]
--That's because between the guy who wants to tickle me wearing a furr suit and the guy tries tries to tickle me while I wear diapers my block gets Reaaalllllly long.
[Wait, are you wearing the furr suit or him]
--Fam, I was not going to find that out. my finger hit the block button so fast I got carpal tunnel.
--Anyway Focus..What happened with my bondage gear that's not exactly a one man operation
[Yeah, She said she got stuck and I don't really know what that's all about, I tried to tell her to wait til you got home]
--Stuck how do you get stuck? you need to be on the outside to set the latch then yeah you are NOT getting out those, they are chain-linked like handcuffs 500lbs test braided with leather wrapped cuffs.
[I don't know she said she got stuck in the stocks and couldn't get her ankles out]
-- ...V... I don't own stocks homie, I wish I did, that would pretty lit, but.. what?
[I told you I don't know, what she described sounded like stocks on the footboard]
--I've owned that bed for four years, there isn't shit on the footboard but some weird trellis moon design on both sides. I don't know what she got stuck on but..now I'm curious.
[Well you're welcome apparently she was really understanding about the fetish aspect of it]
--Serious??
[She was more worried about you being mad she touched your stuff and the fact she wasn't dressed yet]
-- 0_0.. Ah yes.. So mad a half naked girl stumbled into my bondage gear and got stuck... Sooo livid.. WTF V, How did this happen lmao
[I did mention a few things in passing 🙂 but I hate you right now, have fun with your Jacki sundae, while I sit here alone =P ]
-- I'll be home in 5minutes so, when she did she say she got stuck
[Oh that was about 3 hours ago I haven't talked to her since]
--I'll have to send you a handjob in the mail
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I pulled into the driveway, and walk into the house not really sure what to expect at this point. my bedroom light Is on and I can't really hear anything. And peered my head into the bedroom.
Sheets was all over the place, it was clear she tried to get herself out of the predicament, her hair was a rats nest already, and she had her one arm cuffed to the bedpost her head laying on the footboard fast asleep on her other arm which was free. And... I'll be a sonofabitch. I picked the laptop off the floor and took a few steps back trying to rationalize how this all happened.
-- I will be a sonofabitch this bed has stocks, and she somehow figured it out. either that or she got some narrow ass paws and I'm just a lucky kitty.
[LOL, I told you, ]
--My guy, I think the only thing she got on is my tigerprint panties, I had to walk in and walk out to make sure I was still alive.
[I hope you enjoy your present now stop talking to me and go enjoy it]
--How the fuck did I not know this bed had stocks, Alex didn't even figure this out and I rely on her for all my Fetlife 101 stuff, I feel like we failed life somehow
[I wish I did]
--I love you <3 you are the best wingman ever
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I had a good laugh to myself and walked back into the room and I must have made noise because she started to wake up and looks up at me with a sleepy look.
"Looks like you had some fun today"
"I really hope you're not mad" She looks up sleepy eyed and dazed. waving with her free arm.
"Haha, No, but do you know what happened to the curious kitten that touched the tigers toys? I just shook my head petting her hair.
"I think I read about this one, did she get her accent tickle and fucked off?" She smirked at me and for the first time I was completely speechless that line just fucked me up, and I did not expect that, and my mouth just hung open staring.
"Kitten got your tongue?, dang I never saw that coming" I could smell the whisky coming off her breath now.
"You are absolutely adorable, SoCo?" It wasn't fireball, but it'll do.
"A little, You did say anything in the house, and I needed something to calm down" She looks up wrinkling her nose at me.
"I don't blame ya, its been a pretty wild week, for both of us, Oy, What am I going to do with you?" I ruffle her hair up playfully.
She giggles, and swats at me with her free hand very lightly. "Hopefully give me a safe word at least, because I have no clue what I'm doing" She says genuinely at me as I finished the rest of the SoCo in her glass. and pick up the brown bottle next to it.
"What is this doing out?" I hold the bottle up wondering. and give her a look.
"Oh yeah, V said that lotion is pretty good for this kind of stuff and well, my everything is looking pretty rough so, I pretty much used it all over, I figured you wouldn't mind."
I look at her and I look at the bottle and I crack up so bad I had to sit down in my seat.
"What is funny, is something wrong? from her voice I can tell she's not sure weather she did something dumb or not.
It took me a full minute to catch my breath. "Darling, that's not lotion in here, I just put it in here because the cat broke the other container. This is Babyoil"
She looks up at me not sure what to make of the information I just gave her. and finally goes "Is that a bad thing?"
I looked at her and leaned down kissing her nose and shaking my head. "Bad?, I don't think so, but your safe word is Pineapple"
I dragged all five of my acrylics down one of the little paws poking out of the bed from under the toes to her heel, as her eyes went wide and she let out a very shrill shriek covering her mouth with her free hand.
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