Weird horoscopes...

[-Kunoke-]

I don't really believe in these kinds of things, but sometimes they spark my interest a bit. Every once in a while I get bored and check out my horoscope, and sometimes something REALLY catches my eye. Today I looked at one and it said this.

"Part of the body ruled by Pisces: The Feet" <---Pisces is my sign

Well I know that's not actually in my horoscope, but even still, it creeped me out a little, knowing I have an intense foot fetish. 😛

Anyone else read their horoscope and seen something that creeped them out a little? Or maybe something that came true?

 

[nessonite1]

Well...the other day I took an online quiz that was disturbingly true...

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<tr><td width="140" bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align="center"><font color="#000000">Your darkest secret is:</font></td><td bgcolor="#CC00CC"><b><blockquote><font color="#FFFFFF">You have gotten so drunk that you forgot your sexual orientation</font></blockquote></b></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><a href="http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=38">Take this quiz</a> <font color="#FFFFFF">at</font> <a href="http://www.quizgalaxy.com">QuizGalaxy.com</a></td></tr>
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[-Kunoke-]

Well...the other day I took an online quiz that was disturbingly true...

ROFL 😀

 

[sole seeker1]

Back when I was interviewing for my current position I had to stay at a motel the night before my meeting with the Inquisition... I mean Interview Board.
I was pretty nervous because competition was fierce, there were over three hundred applicants for the position. (Only the top ten received an interview.)
I picked up a copy of the morning paper to read with my coffee. The horoscope was in a format I'd never seen before. You took your month, day, and year of birth and used the numbers to put together a message from a prepared list. This way every horoscope was different, unless you happened to have the same birthday.

My horoscope that morning read:
"Your new job will take a lot of your free time."

I got the job. It takes an incredible amount of my free time, and has from day one!

 

[Hungarian21]

I stopped believing when my horoscope said I'll find true love today; I asked a girl that I've been likeing for like 6 months, if she'd like to go out with me....😛bah! She rejected! I hate horoscopes! XD

 

[-Kunoke-]

I stopped believing when my horoscope said I'll find true love today; I asked a girl that I've been likeing for like 6 months, if she'd like to go out with me....😛bah! She rejected! I hate horoscopes! XD

Bugger. 😛

I hate them too. Especially when something bad comes true. It only has once. And it was the only time anything came true.

 

[waddleman1]

Never had one of those come true, but I've yet to get a Jones' Soda cap that isn't true. I remember one day I was wondering if I could jump out my window without breaking my legs, because I can do it from 1 story buildings no problem, and I looked at the cap and it just says "don't"