A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter
on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual
urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull shittin' me, right?"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . . You started it."
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter
on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual
urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull shittin' me, right?"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . . You started it."
