Well, the zombie apocalypse has started. Who's ready?

[TMF Jeff]

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/29/us/florida-police-kill-naked-attacker.html

The Miami police released few details on Monday about a fatal shooting by an officer of a naked man who a witness said was chewing on the face of another naked man on a downtown highway ramp. The witness, Larry Vega, told WSVN-TV in Miami that he was riding his bicycle on Saturday afternoon off the MacArthur Causeway into downtown Miami when he saw the attack on the bridge’s off-ramp. “The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!’ ’ Mr. Vega said. ”The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.” Mr. Vega flagged down a Miami police officer, who he said repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off the victim. The attacker picked his head up and growled at the officer, who then shot the attacker more than once, Mr. Vega said. The Miami police confirmed that there had been a fatal shooting involving an officer, but did not identify the men. The injured man was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital, which would not release information.

I'm assuming that next there will be a mysterious death or deaths in a Miami morgue, followed by a "mysterious illness" in that area accompanied by a quarantine and communications blackout. Then, if I remember my "Zombie Survival Guide" right, there will either be an "accidental" nuclear explosion in Florida or civilization will collapse under an ever-growing swarm of naked face-chewers.

Remember: if they bite you, it's already too late.

 

[Gothika]

*burp* got my beer and plenty of weapons bring it on

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

"Zombies eat brains, I'm safe"..................or so says the T-shirts.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

What was on that list from "Zombieland" again?

1. Cardio
2. Seatbelts
3. Double-Tap



Drew

 

[Jagermeistered]

I thought with the nuclear waste storage in Yucca Mountain, it would have struck us first.

That is how it happened in Night of the Living Dead - I believe.

 

[SamuelKhan]

Worcester Sauce?
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[tickle gamer]

I say bring it on, I've played every Resident Evil game and saw a bunch of zombie movies, so I think I know how to kill a zombie.

 

[TMF Jeff]

I think the cover-up is already in place. I can only find one mainstream source, the International Business Times, covering this as an actual zombie attack.

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120529/346346_zombie-attack-miami-man-eating-face-photos.htm

 

[jhop220]

So should we start seeing these signs when entering the Miami metro area?

 

[General Zod]

As Kurchatovium has asked,would a brain eating zombie starve in Washington DC? I say we get the zombies moved up to DC. 😛

 

[Gothika]

As Kurchatovium has asked,would a brain eating zombie starve in Washington DC? I say we get the zombies moved up to DC. 😛

lol

 

[venray]

Best way to go is to just let them get you up front.....no drama, no stress, no running from your inevitable doom....


Resistance is futile....you WILL be assimilated...

 

[General Zod]

Best way to go is to just let them get you up front.....no drama, no stress, no running from your inevitable doom....


Resistance is futile....you WILL be assimilated...

= A vorpal bunny chasing a demon.

 

[tickle gamer]

If brain eatting zombies did attack, I think we all know a few people that would be safe.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie come to mind [judging on that show "The Simple Life"].

 

[SamuelKhan]

As Kurchatovium has asked,would a brain eating zombie starve in Washington DC? I say we get the zombies moved up to DC. 😛

Take your home run lap!

 

[Jagermeistered]

If brain eatting zombies did attack, I think we all know a few people that would be safe.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie come to mind [judging on that show "The Simple Life"].

It is endorsed by the Vagina Diaries, maybe...

 

[Jagermeistered]

More craziness...

http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html?mobile=1

Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Last updated: Tuesday May 29, 2012, 7:36 PM
BY MARLENE NAANES

NorthJersey.com
Staff Writer

HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.

Police said they got a call at 10 p.m. Sunday from someone saying Wayne Carter, 43, had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.

When police officers arrived at the Clay Street home, they kicked in a door to his room, which had been blocked with furniture, said Lt. John Heinemann.

Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.

The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.

The officers retreated and called the Bergen County SWAT Team, which helped subdue Carter so he could be taken to Hackensack University Medical Center.

He underwent emergency surgery, and remained in critical condition Tuesday. Carter had a history of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and has been taken to the hospital for psychiatric reasons in the past, Heinemann said.

 

[Sandrock74]

On the radio this morning, they were talking about how the speculation is that the zombie was on pcp and coke. And undead.

 

[Jagermeistered]

On the radio this morning, they were talking about how the speculation is that the zombie was on pcp and coke. And undead.

Consumption is the American, "way-of-life"... Or, undead...

 

[ticklishdanny]

rac rac rac raccoon city b*tch

 

[Jagermeistered]

rac rac rac raccoon city b*tch

That is Area 51 or 52...

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

He mixed Pepsi AND Coke......????!!!! That is twisted. 😉 Oh, pcp and coke, nevermind. Was there some THC in there somewhere too, causing the face munchies? Or maybe a Hannibal da Cannibal moviethon. If they pump his stomach and find Jimmy Hoffa, well, all bets are off. I hear he will be the guest next Sunday on "DeFace the Nation". Maybe he is a shill for plastic surgeons. I can't wait to hear his next door neighbors describe him as a polite, quiet, young man.

 

[T-Sci]

All this time I thought it was 245-trioxin that made zombies, turns out it was bath salts? didnt see that coming.......guess its time to stock up on bottled water and dust off the old Smith & Wesson.........

 

[venray]

 

[tickle gamer]

LOL!