I'll go along with Drew and Double T's responses!
First, I'll get wasted, then I'll be incoherent!
My standard Halloween costume, however, is a Mardi Gras mask I bought in New Orleans--covers the upper half of my face, and it has purple feathers across the top (the mask, not my face, for the wise-guys out there!) Then I put on a voluminous, low-cut purple bridesmaid dress, carry a wand with a star at the top that lights up (naturally!), and I go around granting frivolous wishes. Be warned: I call myself the Cranky Fairy Godmother, and I'm likely to smack you with my wand if I don't care for your wish! 😀
Happy Halloween!