WHAT DO I DO IF SOMEONE ASKS ME, "WHAT'S A VORPAL BUNNY?"

[CaptainQuantum]

Taken from http://www.vorpalbunny.com/personal/vbfaq.html

WHAT DO I DO IF SOMEONE ASKS ME, "WHAT'S A VORPAL BUNNY?"

Tell them that "Vorpal Bunny is a mysterious and powerful galactic
force. Simply talking about what a Vorpal Bunny is will instantly cause
planets and galaxies to explode."

If they keep bugging you, tell them about the fan club, and how they
can join. If they won't leave you alone, hit them a couple times. If
they're bigger than you, remember their names and faces, find out where
they live, and then think really nast thoughts about them. You can also
stick your tongue out at them. I encourage people to sacrifice themselves
in my name. I'll think kindly of you, that's the kind of guy I am.

 

[isabeau]

wowzer and to think i had the nerve to ask that very question last night. shame on me. tsk tsk mel how could you?

isabeau

 

[kurchatovium]

Thats not the real vorpal bunny story the real vorpal bunny story can be found in The Self Referential Thread.

The vorpal bunnies were created to destroy demons and Satan with his treachery cursed them to The Plains Of Null in The Realm Of Nowhere. However after a long battle on The Plains Of Null they were saved and brought back to Earth. 😀

Vorpal bunnies are cuddly wuvable bunnies that can devour demons and evil entities. Adopt a vorpal bunny today. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

By the way Cuddles Vorpal Bunny Gift Shop is moving soon to Earth as well. 😀 😀 😛

Also the most famous vorpal bunny Sparky is pictured below. 😛 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

It's nice to see a picture of Sparky. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Sparky is a very cute cuddly vorpal bunny. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

To those of us in the mighty Karrot Kingdom, Sparky is a mass-murdering war-criminal.

Behold! The following graphic and frankly disturbing photo-documentation of just one of Sparky's offer a grim testimonial to his brutal, killer efficiency. Young children should leave the room.

 

[General Zod]

To those of us in the mighty Karrot Kingdom, Sparky is a mass-murdering war-criminal.

Behold! The following graphic and frankly disturbing photo-documentation of just one of Sparky's offer a grim testimonial to his brutal, killer efficiency. Young children should leave the room.

What's wrong with eating carrots? What do you think they should eat?