What is your daytime disguise?

[ticklefree2]

So it got me to wondering, what does everyone do for their daytime disguise? For me I am on the phone business consulting with clients. Gives me time to meet new people and see new places...............So anyone else care to offer?

 

[CellarDweller]

I'm in the banking industry.

 

[chicag0]

Isn't this the same topic as the job / hobbies thread?

I'm pretty much the same person no matter where I am. I don't like the idea of "disguising" myself to fit in somewhere. I may tone it down depending on where I am, though. As far as employment goes, I'm a prep cook and also edit for MTJ Publishing.

 

[Oblivion]

Personal trainer.

And before anyone asks, its not a good place to get touchy enough to tickle anyone. (Aside from co-workers).

 

[Hyena]

I personally dress up as a pay phone. Nobody suspects a thing (and some of them don't even know what I am).

 

[Oblivion]

Where does the phone hang? I think we're all a bit suspicious when I can't find a place to put a quarter and the phone starts laughing when I'm dialing.

 

[ticklefree2]

Chicag0- yes it is that is part of my disguise Duke of dorkdem!!
Cellardweller- good cover
Cognito- I have had people assume that about any profession dealing with touching
Hyena- I knew the quarter slots looked funny

 

[dalekfire]

I am a dalek.

 

[ticklefree2]

Dalekfire- that explains alot!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hyena]

Where does the phone hang? I think we're all a bit suspicious when I can't find a place to put a quarter and the phone starts laughing when I'm dialing.

Well, that's my fault for numbering my ticklish spots.

 

[TicklishBlackGuy]

I am just a security guard for a firm. I play games on pc, try to hang out with friends. nothing special, but alot more reserved, fetishes tucked away and never exposed.

 

[Orichalcum]

Home tutor; not a fancy job, nor give a good income, but gives a good chance to meet with new people, and it's quite refreshing in a way or another :lol

 

[Cryptic71]

My title says it all.

 

[Numbah-1]

Since I work at night I dont need a disguise. But early in the night I become a ninjaneer! Chopping CRMO and slicing aluminium. Sometimes I wish metal were emo so it would cut itself. Late in the night Im trying to become a street race. Hooning(another ninjaneering term) my skillz be practicing flicks and feints. Ripping apart roads and leaving JDM scrap in my wake. this screen name is also bestowed on my licence plate. Why disguise? After all, I'm NUMBAH1!

 

[NicholasA1]

We're supposed to be in disguise now? No wonder I'm single and unemployed, I've been doing life entirely wrong!

I will disguise myself as a bird so I can shit on everyone and get away with it. Also, my crap would be white. How awesome is that?

 

[knicks255]

I am a student guy. I do essays and generally just sort of bang my fingers on a keyboard until words come out.

EDIT: New disguise, now I have a day job, wow!