what not to do on a first date!! thread

[jd58]

this is a look at the funny side of the NOT so good first date.
ideas, thoughts os maybe personal experience. all welcome. 🙄

 

[isabeau]

don't drink so much beer that you need to use the bathroom, and your only choice is to use the men's hehe...

 

[milagros317]

Don't bring out the leather cuffs, ropes, blindfold, gag, and electric toothbrushes too soon. 😛

 

[jd58]

take her to hooters for dinner 😱

 

[MasterPaladin]

talk about your ex wife even if your putting her down

 

[kered]

Don't blurt out after seeing her Mom, "Geez, is that what you're going to look like in twenty years?"

 

[MasterPaladin]

LMAO but it's so true

 

[ParanoidChant]

Don't propose.

Or do any of this crap:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/jeffs-first-date.php

"DO I NOT LOOK DAPPER IN MY PIG-HAT?!"

 

[Carsomyr]

Don't do anything Borat would do. (Such as asking "can I make a romance inside of you?")


Also, lol @ clip ^^

 

[Artoo]

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[slap'n'ticklee]

For me it would be a guy being too serious or trying to impress. I love a bit of goofiness and something to make me laugh (a personality would do) 😛

Hmm actually if he started to pick his nose.

 

[Helena]

For me it would be a guy being too serious or trying to impress. I love a bit of goofiness and something to make me laugh (a personality would do) 😛

Hmm actually if he started to pick his nose.

LeeLee,
It's like we had the same thoughts!

I don't want him to try to hard to impress me, or spend more than he has. I love it if he's funny. I'd like him to take some beano before he picks me up. Fart on the first date, and there won't be a second.

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

Fart on the first date, and there won't be a second.

Aww you know what hon, that would blow for maniac. Lets hope he doesn't see this 😉

 

[Helena]

Aww you know what hon, that would blow for maniac. Lets hope he doesn't see this 😉

Funny how you immediately thought I was thinking of him....

 

[MasterPaladin]

maby I should stay quiet but I HATE YELLOW

 

[Carsomyr]

maby I should stay quiet but I HATE YELLOW

Awwww! *facehuggles*

 

[MasterPaladin]

on a first date never ever ever wear YELLOW

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Make a pass on your waitress.

 

[MasterPaladin]

never let your eyes roam where there is a short skirt involved

 

[paracarl44]

Don't ask her if her father is rich.

 

[Lord Doctor]

Don't get philosophical, and don't let on that you're broke 😉

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Under no circumstance do you mention:

1) Her roommate
2) Her sister
3) Her best friend
4) Your Ex

Never use the phrase 'Smurf Penis'.

Finally never quote Phil Lynott: "Do you have a little Irish in you? No? Do you want some?" Even as a joke, unless they're a huge Thin Lizzy fan...

Most of these things result in a slap, or an icy reception, at best.

 

[paracarl44]

Eat Garlic.