What the heck am I doing here?

[Adam]

Well? Well?

 

[Ghris]

Might a more pertinent question be what are you not doing here?

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

Adam hon, you come here to chat to me and heaps of others of course and say hi haha 😛

LeeLee

 

[milagros317]

You're acting silly here, that's what you're doing. 😀

 

[kered]

I thought you were here to mow my lawn.

 

[milagros317]

Nobody is going to mow your lawn except you. 😀

 

[Adam]

Nobody is going to mow your lawn except you. 😀

I'll mow Kered's lawn if he spots me a 20. 😀

 

[milagros317]

That's cheap for a big lawn. 😀

 

[kered]

Watching you push mow several acres would be fun and well worth the twenty bucks.

 

[milagros317]

Several acres is even bigger than I thought. 😛

 

[kered]

Well, counting mine and my Mom's in the country.

 

[Adam]

Did I say 20? Ah, I see I left off a zero or two. 😀

 

[Bugman]

Did I say 20? Ah, I see I left off a zero or two. 😀

Since you're here you can take my trash out to the dumpster.

 

[Helena]

Did I say 20? Ah, I see I left off a zero or two. 😀

Adam,
When negotiating with a person like Kered follow these tips, please!

1. Know that he is a nutjob, and act accordingly.
2. Never put a price on your labor until you know what the job entails.
3. Aim large for a salary, or he will sit at his kitchen window, and his birds will mock you by repeating what he says.
4. Never let him try on your clothes, or he'll wear them like tropheys next year at his birthday party.

 

[milagros317]

Never agree to mow his lawn for any price. 😀

 

[Helena]

Since you're here you can take my trash out to the dumpster.

Also, Adam,
Don't tell Bugaboo I said this, but he is KING of the moochers. LOL

 

[kered]

Adam,
When negotiating with a person like Kered follow these tips, please!

1. Know that he is a nutjob, and act accordingly.
2. Never put a price on your labor until you know what the job entails.
3. Aim large for a salary, or he will sit at his kitchen window, and his birds will mock you by repeating what he says.
4. Never let him try on your clothes, or he'll wear them like tropheys next year at his birthday party.

In rebuttal, I would like to say:
1) I prefer the term insane.
2) That is really just good business, so you should listen to her.
3) True, and they have a large lexicon of dirty words which they learned from Helena.
4) Also true, but I have to have the backsides taken in a bunch to fit properly.

 

[MasterPaladin]

if you don't know how do you expect me to know ?

 

[Adam]

Meh, I grow weary of this talk of working for money. I believe I'll sit here and drink a 40-ounce... with a crazy straw. How's that for different?