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what useless thing can you do that you are rather proud of..or uh..

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i can hula hoop with my adult hula hoop for hours without dropping the hula hoop at all...and i can actually talk at the same time....how's that for a blonde? hehe..

i can float in my hottub without touching any side...:shock:

what useless accomplishment can you boast to the forum? anything goes..

i can type, talk to hubby, pay attention to the cat and think smart thoughts all at once....i'm a wonder..yes i am...lol...😉
 
Does still remembering the bass and tenor lines from all the songs we did in swing choir 28 years ago count?
 
I can eat my weight in Oreo Double Stuf Chocolate Creme cookies! Well, not really, but I have attempted to.
 
I can take up space !
It is after all the Final Frontier !
Did it for 40 years starting today !
Happy b day me !

J.
 
Congrats, J.Apolo654! But, aren't you up kinda late for your advanced age?

I tease! :super_hap I'm older than you, so no hitting. Now that you've joined the mile-old club, we can talk about those damned kids and their loud music and stuff!
 
Hey!! My motto is 'if my music's too loud - you're too old!!" (Just joking though!!)
Um... I can pop my shoulders out and take my clasped hands from behind my back to in front. - it's a really good stretch! 😀
And I also have 'kind of' collapsable wrists - which means I can get out of restraints (I've tried), and possibly even handcuffs. Which'd be useful if I ever intended to do anything remotely illegal, or other on here... 😛
 
Hmm... I can tie a knot with my tongue.

Also, I can fall on the street without injuries (due to aikido training).
 
Let's see...

I can turn a staple remover into a deadly weapon.

I can go on a rapid-word rant about something totally random on whim and keep it up for a while without any break in speech, if I'm really concentrated.

I can throw compact discs with amazing accuracy.

I can Caramelldansen.

I can speak in a sexy rugged Russian accent whenever the need or desire arises.

I can take my shirt off in 10-degree snowy weather and not feel the least bit uncomfortable. (lol, Jenna... xD)

I can slip extra packets of sweetener into people's drinks without them even realizing...even if they have a lid on. 😉
 
I can make awesome broken characters in D&D without bending the rules. To the point that I help everyone make their character so we're even and the DM can put challenging things without destroying the rest of the party. "proceeds to struck imaginary neck beard"
 
Duke Diablo said:
Hmm... I can tie a knot with my tongue.

Also, I can fall on the street without injuries (due to aikido training).
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can you really?????? you must have some tongue...


i can twirl a fire baton...

i can tickle myself...
 
I can squeak by pressing my lips together and forcing air out. I tend to do this when I'm nervous.
 
I can scratch my own back. I know I'm not the only one who can do that, so I'm not even gonna act like it.
 
I can overturn the words istinctly...
but it was a defense when I was very young, a shock, so I am not proud of it...
 
I've been told that my imitation of Apu from The Simpsons is dead on! 😀
 
i used to be able to shoot a stream of water thrue my 2 front teeth but then i got bracers and now i can't 🙁
 
i know someone who can squirt like twenty five feet in the air and nail a bug dead on way over against the wall using his....
















waterpistol.....what did you think you pervs....:laughing:
 
isabeau said:
can you really?????? you must have some tongue...
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Yeah... kinda practiced for it for a long time without even knowing it. When eating cherries, I'd put the whole thing into my mouth, including the petal, eat the fruit, spit the seed out, and play with the petal with my tongue. Was just my eccentric way of eating that fruit that, for some reason, I never really adored (hence the need to slow down eating).


isabeau said:
waterpistol.....what did you think you pervs....
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I thought of a long... fat....

fire-hose.
 
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