What would your commercial idea look like?

[Backstep]

Hey all,

Inspired by a thread I just posted to, if you could direct your own commercial (suitible for TV), what product would you push and what would the commercial look like?

Something I would find exciting would be a redux of the infamous (if true) Thom McAn commercial, but done for Payless shoes. Imagine a woman, frustrated, sitting on her bed, barefoot, flipping shoes around, saying she has nothing suitable for whatever event.

Addressed by an off-screen narrator (thus breaking the 4th wall), a hand comes in to use a marker to write current sale prices on her soles while she descends into a serious giggling fit.

Once done, the narrator asks, "so where will you go for low prices (or some such)? The woman responds, "Payless!... erm, once I clean up." She wiggles her toes one last time before fading to the logo.

So, what other ideas are out there?

 

[Senshi1]

I'm a bit less subtle, so here is mine:

A woman is tied to a bed in a bikini being tickled by a man and a woman. Inbetween her laughter, she says "how are your hands so soft!?" Suddenly, the woman stops tickling her and says to the camera "because I use Fairy Liquid!" and smiles, and does that "Ping!" thing with her shiny teeth. Then the fairy liquid logo comes up.

 

[tickle_fan031]

Hehehe those are great ideas.Here's mine.....

Comparing the quality of two ladies razors:The Underarm Test!One armpit is shaved by a bog standard cheap razor,then the other one is shaved using a Venus Divine razor.Once shaven the boyfiend/husband comes in to carry out The Underarm Test.He gently strokes inside the armpit that has been shaved by the cheap razor.Zoom camera in where u can still see little bits of stubble as the man stokes her armpit.Then get a shot of his face where he looks disappointed and doesn't approve of the razor and the fact that her armpits aren't soft. Then close up of her armpit again as the man strokes her underarm. No stubble to be seen, it looks really smooth as the woman starts to giggle whilst the man teases "Oooh this is lovely and soft.For super soft underarms buy the Venus Divine it certainly has tickled her fancy" *big cheesy grin whilst he continues to gently tease the woman's armpit*

 

[coloman]

Here are a couple of ideas,
The commercial is for dry skin lotion and as the announcer is explaining that the lotion is great for softer smoother skin even on your hands and feet the camera pans to a pretty girl laying face down on a massage table. The lotion is applied from her shoulders down to her feet and as it is rubbed in she laughs each time the massage therapist finds a sensitive area on her body. When the lotion is being rubbed all over her feet she starts to laugh because her feet are very ticklish.
The second commercial would be for Women's shoes and they would be on sale. As the announcer was talking about the buying several pairs of shoes because the sale is buy one pair get one free the shoe salesman would be trying several pairs of shoes on a pretty girl with great nylon clad feet. As he removed each pair of shoes before he tried the next pair on the girl he would run a single finger slowly down the bottom of her foot from the base of her toes to her heels a few times and her foot would twitch and jerk as she tried to control the ticklish sensations that radiated from the soles of her feet up to her brain.

 

[leenotler]

Love those, especially Senshi's.

Yet another Payless commercial:

Close up of a woman crying, tears streaming down. Camera pulls back, to reveal they are really tears of laughter, as the shoe salesman, John Cleese, struggles to hang onto her foot, tickling frantically. He says,"And now for something completely different, a shoestore that simply will not let you leave unsatisfied." Camera pulls back as the woman whoops, and he mutters, "Well one of us will be satisfied anyway. Hold still, you'll only make it worse. We'll try the pumps on again now, won't we?" Announcer: "Payless Shoes. You will be satisfied. No, really. We're very serious about that." <woman falls off chair, laughing into carpet as Cleese forcibly shoehorns on a pump>

 

[MistressValerie1]

Close up of a guy's face, laughing very hard. Camera slowly pans out revealing that he is shirtless and is strapped to an Ab-Mistress table, being poked and tickled by several spooky-looking dommes.

Voice says, "Some people will do anything to get a good laugh, but there's an easier way: the Comedy Channel."

All of the dommes and the guy look at the camera, and one of the dommes flips on a television set and all of them begin laughing maniacally as it fades to black.

 

[leenotler]

Touche. *raises hand, looks back at a sea of hands raised, all hoping to be in that commercial* MistressValerie, the Comedy Channel would actually do that, it would actually work. Interesting. Even as a male lee who prefers F/M, my idea was M/F. Conditioning, conditioning - Pavlov would be proud.

Oh, I promised myself, no more groggy 2-3am posts. I may somehow regret this a little when I wake. At least, that will be my excuse.
EDIT:10am. Meh, not that bad.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Close up of a guy's face, laughing very hard. Camera slowly pans out revealing that he is shirtless and is strapped to an Ab-Mistress table, being poked and tickled by several spooky-looking dommes.

Voice says, "Some people will do anything to get a good laugh, but there's an easier way: the Comedy Channel."

All of the dommes and the guy look at the camera, and one of the dommes flips on a television set and all of them begin laughing maniacally as it fades to black.

Touche indeed!

Medium Close Up of a relatively young woman laughing with the following narrator dialogue.

*Why is this woman laughing so hard? *Is it because she saw something funny on tv? (Camera pans to television with some sort of cheap comedy gag on) Is it because she heard her ex just got struck by lightning? (It's out there, but bear with me!) or is it because her partner is massaging and tickling her feet with warm oil. (Camera pans to partner tickling the lady's oiled feet and the toes are wiggling and flexing wildly) No, this woman just saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to GEICO (don't know how to get symbol so...trademark).

GEICO, 15 minutes or less can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

 

[leenotler]

Oh, perfect GEICO commercial. 😀

 

[Senshi1]

Oh, perfect GEICO commercial. 😀

Haha yeah, that's classic! 😀

 

[MistressValerie1]

Thanks, Lee and Dogg; I aim to please 😱

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

1)*maniacal Female Laughter Offscreen* Sonicare: You Can Even Buy An "extra" Set Of Brushes For Your Teeth! 🙂 2) Laughter Is The Best Medicine, Call "dr." Mistress Val, Stat.(stomp, Trample And Tickle)

 

[He-Man22]

It's night in a certain creepy-looking city. A shot of a warehouse comes into view. As the camera goes inside we hear the voice of a certain Clown Prince of Crime, who is looking at his victim who's strapped to a table. A victim who's laughing hard as a machine hooked to a computer tickles her most sensitive areas with some kind of sonic waves.

"Well, Catwoman, I'm tickled pink that you were my first volunteer. Although not as tickled as you, I guess. Heh heh he.It seems my machine works fine. I know the rest of Gotham will be tickled to death when I ask them to try my giant-sized version out! AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

Suddenly, though...the computer crashes, stopping Catwoman's torture. Harley Quinn and Joker try for several seconds to get the computer running again, as Selina Kyle uses her gloves' claws to try cut herself loose.

A skylight shatters , as Batman and Robin fall towards the ground, taking out both thugs with batarangs.

Robin looks over at Catwoman--now free-- and the broken computer.

"Dude.." is the only thing he can say as he shakes his head in disgust.

Catwoman smirks down at the Joker and can't resist being a smartass as she replies,"Should've gotten a Dell."

 

[jts963]

"Spit out your Stride gum and chew another piece, already! Or we'll find you!" (and tickle it out of you :evil🙂

Stride® - The Ridiculously Long Lasting Gum®

 

[kopfhorer1]

A couple have been out running. They're dressed in sweats and running shoes. They enter their kitchen, panting and sweating. They sit down at the kitchen table, facing each other, making conversation about their run and start unlacing and removing their running shoes. As soon as the wife has one of her shoes and socks off, the husband playfully leans forward and tickles her foot just for a second or so. She bursts into a brief but intense fit of laughter. Then they lean toward one another and kiss. Camera pulls back and goes to soft-focus. Nike logo flashes on-screen.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

laugh all the way to the bank with h&r block..............

*** couple sitting on couch,looking tired but happy, lady with her bare feet in his lap*** He says: "Well. we did it and it was really a great experience. We should have let (h&r block, jackson hewitt, etc) do our taxes years ago. She says" Yeah, with the refund they got for us, who needs a stimulus package?? He says: Maybe you do, honey....****begins tickling her bare feet***