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What would your dream Man/Woman be like?

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So what would your dream guy/gal look and/or be like?
Kind?
Funny?
Daring?
Blonde or Brunette?
Brown or Blue eyes?

I've alreay got my dream gal! Beautiful, cute, sweet, kind and generous, funny, great to be with! I wuv her 😀

But what would yours look/be like?
 
That's easy.

This Goddess right here...oh and hopefully she would be hyper ticklish as well. 😎

...if only...
 

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My dream girl, well thats easy! Its Krystle aka AphroditeRabbit. She was everything I was looking for and then some! Shes a wonderful girl! I love her so much!
 
Following suit with Jeff, my Ler is perfection for me...

Beautiful BRIGHT blue eyes (I'm a sucker for pretty eyes)
Fabulous smile that lights up a room and a beautiful, full set of lips to cover it when she's not using it...😛
Auburn, kinda curly hair
Full figured gal--she's at least a D cup, and has a fabulous ghetto booty that is firm enough to bounce quarters off of...I've tried it, so it's scientifically proven! 😉
The sweetest, cutest, most intelligent, talented, cuddly, wonderful girl I know!!!

The best feeling in the world is coming home to her, and cuddling up to her, with her arm around me and my head on her chest/shoulder, just being with one another and talking/giggling. I love that girl with all my heart...she is my perfection.
 
Camel26 said:
Following suit with Jeff, proven! 😉
The sweetest, cutest, most intelligent, talented, cuddly, wonderful girl. The best feeling in the world is coming home to her, and cuddling up to her, with her arm around me and my head on her chest/shoulder, just being with one another and talking/giggling. I love that girl with all my heart...she is my perfection.


are you sure you aint seein my girl? lol..i feel the same way about Krystle. when we see each other we usually stay at hotel rooms and cuddle up. Shes really changed my life for the better..she is the love of my life or as you put it, she is my perfection. :happy:
 
the person in my dreams looks like a giant zebra turtle hybrid with flowers hanging out of every orifice for some reason (to symbolize beauty i guess) and long gorgeous rainbow hair which smells of skittles and elderberries

her eyes glow like a shimmering plastic cup of magnesium sulfate, thus destroying my eyesight because i forget to use the safety lens

her lips are succulent like an overripe tomato, perhaps not as nasty tasting, or maybe they are that bad, or worse, but they are indeed succulent nonetheless

her shoulders are like a fine sand hill in the desert and everytime i'm around her i see mirages of an oasis and then i start to dehydrate and i pass out because she did not give me water that stupid jffjjfjfj

her breasteses distract me from her personality and her increasingly agonizing periods of silly irrelevant and nonsensical things like "talk" and "communication" which i otherwise couldn't stand to be around for the listening of

her hips accentuate the hourglass remark but this is unfortunate because she has no legs to support them as they are replaced by the base of an actual hourglass, thus actually giving her the hourglass figure (but they are child-birthing hips i gayruntee)

i would say something about the feet, but as they have been implicitly substituted for along with the legs, it would be moot...moot, foot, moot, fmoot, mfoot

MIG FOOT!!!!!!!!!1one

her skin in general is porous but lotioned but sometimes it gets dirty whenever she has a field day with spaghetti and then she needs to take a shower which is good for shower scenes

i know nothing about her intelligence or personality, because i keep getting distracted by the wonderful swinging pendulums known as breasteses

there is my dream person

well sometimes i show up in my own dreams myself, i wonder if that means i'm in love with me???????????/?/?/?/?//forwardslash
 
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the hollywood brother is not hung up on looks. The hollywood brother ideal lady is any one that is dumb enough to open her heart to the hollywood brother. so far that has not happened and the vegas odds are slim but the hollywood brother will keep hoping. to the hollywood brother, he thinks love is beautiful and if someone ever lowers there standards enough to fall for the hollywood brother than to the hollywood brother she will be extremely hot looking even if not to anyone else. As long as the lady loves the hollywood brother and has a good heart, the hollywood brother will love her back with all the love the hollywood brother has and will forever find her the most beautiful ticklish lady in the world
 
oriyaborealis said:
the person in my dreams looks like a giant zebra turtle hybrid with flowers hanging out of every orifice for some reason (to symbolize beauty i guess) and long gorgeous rainbow hair which smells of skittles and elderberries



i know nothing about her intelligence or personality, because i keep getting distracted by the wonderful swinging pendulums known as breasteses

Are you sure you aren't Jack Handey? I totally agree....nothing says beauty like a flower in your poopchute.
 
oriyaborealis said:
i know nothing about her intelligence or personality, because i keep getting distracted by the wonderful swinging pendulums known as breasteses

HI-OH!
A common problem my friend. 😀
 
HDS is my dream man.
But since he's not into women I've got to settle for my hubby. 😛
He's about perfect for me though I would, if I could, implant some sort of sex drive. 😛
 
She'd have really attractive arms and hands. Yeah, that's one of my things.
 
Great sense of humor
kind heart
generous with his time, and himself
enjoys being affectionate or "touchy feely"
average build/height
great smile
expressive face-when he smiles, his whole face smiles
trim goatee/bead-when I kiss him, I want to feel the scratch on my face
gives good hugs
being ticklish is not a must, but it's a nice addition.. 🙂
 
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