What's your best personal insult-name?

[Dave2112]

Inspired by Marauder's post in the Harry Potter thread, and put here instead of hijacking that one...

What's the worst thing you call someone?

Mine:

Male - "You Genny-suckin', NASCAR-watchin', Slim-Jim-eatin', sister-screwin', mud-packin', hay-rollin', booger-eatin friggin'MO-RON!!"

Female - (Tie)
Cum-Sponge
Sperm-Burpin' Gutter Slut (used only in dire emergencies)



😀

 

[BellaRisa]

At the age of 30 and being a mommy these days, I've gotten reasonably past name-calling-out loud anyways 🙄 . When my beloved hubby needs a taste of my wrath I've been known to call him a 'pasty little red garden gnome' (he's 5'5 and very irish).

These days my worst insult is 'vanilla' 😉

Bella

 

[milagros317]

Worst insult that I have ever used:

You are the offspring of seven generations of syphilitic prostitutes, each of whom was too stupid to recognize her own brother in the dark.

I did not have a smile on my face when I said it.

 

[Limeoutsider]

Depends on the person

 

[Myriads]

Depending upon mood:

Cockwrench
Asshat
Nunfucker

Myriads

 

[4Pawz]

Oh so very many to choose from. I won't say the worst, because I have to be absolutely enraged to say them. I tend to go for the combo insults. My latest is:

You flea-infested dickweed!

Just an example of my slight alterations of normal insults:

Son of a hairy-assed pimply bitch!

Though I don't recommend saying those

Pawz

 

[QBWeaver]

I like Rectum-Bite, Shit for Brains!

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Yep. I'm with QB. Shit for brains (SFB for short) is my normal one...I guess because I know a number of folks it fits!

Ann

 

[Traveler]

One of my favorites that I like to use is

You scum-sucking weasel.




Name calling how adult,but on the other hand how relaxing

 

[milagros317]

One that I use only for lawyers:

Bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating, scum-sucking scavenger.

 

[Admiral Trouser]

Hmmm....Your Mother was an 'amster and Your Father Smelt of ElderBerries!

Go Screw yourself you Up-Side-Down Pickled FART!!!!

And....

You Wanker.

AT

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I heard this one about 20 years ago and I still remember it:

"Screw you, foreskin lips!"


Drew😛

 

[BigJim]

As I heard said once and have since adopted.........


Goodbye you lazy, big-nosed, rubber faced bastard.

Don't move you scum-sucking sack of worm puke!

10 fingers on the fender fuckface!

Did your mother have any children who lived? (A favourite for supermarket girls who have a queue about 100 yards long but do nothing other than fiddle with the till roll and chat to their mate.)

 

[JoBelle]

I'm ever so unimaginative when it comes to insults. I tend to just spew out a wealth of obscenities at a person until they cover their ears in pain. It usually takes me a good while to get this irritated, so I have a bit of built up pressure. lol

Or, if it's a guy who has pissed me off, I generally just look him square in the eyes and with a straight face I tell him, "You're such a little girl." It's almost as bad as whacking 'em with an axe.

Women get the traditional "Bitch" but I say it with honey on my tongue.

Sweetness and joy,
Joby

 

[Daumantas]

I've been known to say of certain annoyances that they "have a piece of dog shit for a brain."

 

[avethibaltus]

For heterosexuals:
Needle dick the bug fucker
Low life sack of shit
Pinhead

For females:
Fucking bitch (not very original)
pinhead

For homosexuals:
Full blown, limp wristed, fudge packing, whispering ******

For Hindus (from a Hindu):
Microbe

 

[Deleted member 2452]

there are too many...

.. but a couple good ones that make me feel good are;
pig fucker, and swinette player (a swinette is 3 cat gut strings over the anus of a pig, and you play it by plucking the strings with your teeth). another good one is "cum bubble", makes me smile every time.
steve

 

[Knox The Hatter]

My all time fave from my Navy days was, "you sorry son of a sack of shit!"

 

[R. Davis]

Best personal insult

You worthless rat bastard!

 

[Sunday_10pm]

here's a fun tip - calling women "dick", "twat", "****" or any name usually reserved for men is actually really hilariously insulting in practice. I'm sorry but some people just deserve it.

 

[lite]

Not my favorite...

but it cracks me up when my mom calls people "Assbutt!"

I have yet to convince her that the name is redundant. 🙂

One that I've heard, and have not had a chance to use (not that I'm looking to start a fight, or be abused) requires a specific target: it must be a male, wearing a nametag, whose name is "Dick." If said person is rude, thoughtless, mean, etc., you have only to ask: "Is that your name or your title?" This would be certain to prompt laughter from others victims of rude salesmanship, and irritation (to say the least!) from the "Dick."

(Unless, of course, the "Dick" is a "MO-RON!!". In that case, "Dick" would be occupied for quite some time trying to ascertain the meaning of your statement.)

 

[Ticklebell]

In general I don't tend to call people names, and very seldom mean it when I do, always tongue in cheek. But I love use the term asshole for women. And hooker.
As for the longer type, I learned this one in middle school, and you only say one word, it's mostly action.
I mime like I'm ripping the persons face off with one hand, proceed to mime wiping my butt with it, and then mime flushing it down an invisible toitie, at which point I say in an Ace Ventura-meets-Jessica Rabbit tone, : Fllllush. Then walk away proudly.
Mwah!
-Bell

 

[BellaRisa]

I have to add this. One of my business partners is a guy who looks very calm and innocent: light red hair, open Richie Cunningham face. But he has quite the temper, and his tantrums and swearing when he's mad are legendary and absolutely hilarious-he rants at the top of his lungs about spammers, calling them "CUM GARGLING ASSCLOWNS" which kills me with giggles every time I hear it 🙄 😡

Bella

 

[BigJim]

In general I don't tend to call people names, and very seldom mean it when I do, always tongue in cheek. But I love use the term asshole for women. And hooker.
As for the longer type, I learned this one in middle school, and you only say one word, it's mostly action.
I mime like I'm ripping the persons face off with one hand, proceed to mime wiping my butt with it, and then mime flushing it down an invisible toitie, at which point I say in an Ace Ventura-meets-Jessica Rabbit tone, : Fllllush. Then walk away proudly.
Mwah!
-Bell

Heh heh..... That insult just fits.............

Like a glllooove!! 😀

 

[BigJim]

calling them "CUM GARGLING ASSCLOWNS" which kills me with giggles every time I hear it 🙄 😡

Bella

You gonna pay for my monitor to be cleaned girlie! It's covered in smegging tea now! 😛