When I become an Evil Overlord

[ikaiyoo]

Anyone who was around a couple hundred years ago on the newsgroups should remember this. The rules are simple. What are some things you will do when you become an Evil Overlord.



One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

 

[ikaiyoo]

If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

 

[Artoo]

...when...?

😉

 

[ikaiyoo]

hell yeah when. I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up... I figure after I become independantly wealthy and a philanthropist I will do enough good to make up for when I get my own private volcano island with an secret airbase built into it. And when I do....


I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.