Where Is Jesus?

[Illtcklu]

A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon
down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and
stands next to the Minister.

The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are
you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him
right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings
him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30
seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of
God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is
where he fell in?"

 

[Bugman]

LOL.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

HAHAHAHAHA

I really like this!

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

I wasn't sure which joke this was going to be...this or the robber one. Both are really good. For those who haven't heard it, the other one is as follows.

A robber breaks into a house while the family is away. As he starts rifling through things, he hears the family parrot squawk, "Be careful. Jesus is watching!" The robber laughs and continues what he was doing. The bird, outside of it's cage, follows him from room to room, repeating the warning. "Be careful! Jesus is watching!"

The robber rolls his eyes. This family must be a bunch of religious fanatics, he thought. Even the damned bird is a zealot. Making his way through into the family room, he heard another sound, low and menacing. He turned just in time to see the family doberman snarling at him. The last thing he heard before he went running out of the house?

Brawk! Sick 'em, Jesus!

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Haha....that made me smile a bit.