A. President's Day (day off work for no reason)
B. Memorial Day (day off work in the summer for no reason)
C. The Jerry Lewis Labor Day Muscular Dystrophy Telethon
D. When nickel night at Spivey's Bar is on the same day as Taco Night (alignment of the planets and all that)
E. The Italian festival (every town has one)
F. The day the old fart across the street who's fascinated with tools breaks out the snow blower for the first time that winter
G. St. Stephen's Day (or Boxing Day, if you don't like the Grateful Dead)
H. When they show "Rudolph" and "The Grinch" (unless they're on at the same time)
J. Daumantas' birthday
K. Car inspection day
L. Dentist visit
M. The day you put your clocks forward
N. The day you put your clocks back
O. Or, one of your own...
B. Memorial Day (day off work in the summer for no reason)
C. The Jerry Lewis Labor Day Muscular Dystrophy Telethon
D. When nickel night at Spivey's Bar is on the same day as Taco Night (alignment of the planets and all that)
E. The Italian festival (every town has one)
F. The day the old fart across the street who's fascinated with tools breaks out the snow blower for the first time that winter
G. St. Stephen's Day (or Boxing Day, if you don't like the Grateful Dead)
H. When they show "Rudolph" and "The Grinch" (unless they're on at the same time)
J. Daumantas' birthday
K. Car inspection day
L. Dentist visit
M. The day you put your clocks forward
N. The day you put your clocks back
O. Or, one of your own...