White sauce on your pizza?

[melanie2]

So last night, after a wee vacation, we get home..order a pizza to be delivered..they said twenty five minutes..ok..almost an hour later, i call..they say he is on the road now..wait..wait..wait..another thirty minutes..i'm watching for him..he arrives..someone is in the car with him..truck rather..i watch as he gets out..zips up his pants!!!!!!!!! then gets the pizza out of the trunk..was he giving the passenger a piece of his pepperoni??? i mean wtf was that???

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

That is scary,I don't think I would have accepted that pizza.Unless he used the bathroom and forgot to zip up his pants or his pants were to tight or something like that.

 

[Budweiserbob!]

... this kinda thing surprises you? 😛

 

[TicklishKitten]

I hereby call to order a that's what she said.

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

That's a guy with an out of control libido. (nod) (nod)

 

[Abadon XXX1]

Eeeeeew

 

[Slaver123]

Used to manage a pizza place.... Our fastest driver would sometimes mysteriously take an hour and a half on a nearby run and come back with bloodshot eyes...plus he'd brag about his two live-in "Asian ho's" that he kept at home....Wonder if it's the same guy?

 

[Journia]

Welcome to Domino's our special tonight is a chicago style pizza with our secret cheese sauce.

 

[melanie2]

I hereby call to order a that's what she said.

what????

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

i like bar-b-que sauce on my pizza. woot!

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

i like bar-b-que sauce on my pizza. woot!

I've seen that, but haven't tried it yet.

 

[Relent<]

@Izzy
that is...really unfortunate.
And kind of gross. I wouldn't have eaten it, no. i also would've called the pizza place and told them what I saw.
i wouldn't pay for the pizza, and secondly demand a complimentary one for the long ass wait.
But thats me. I can tolerate a lot in my fast-food delivery, but tardiness on top of questionability really creases me. Lol

 

[melanie2]

Relent you are so right...damn...if i suddenly become mysteriously preggers, blame the pizza guy...or even worse..if hubby becomes preggers...hehe..

 

[Slaver123]

Relent you are so right...damn...if i suddenly become mysteriously preggers, blame the pizza guy...or even worse..if hubby becomes preggers...hehe..

Know what'd really suck? If there were spider eggs on your pizza too, and they got 'fertilized' by the driver's (ahem) spent passion.... and then you gave birth to a race of Arachnoid Super-Mutants who'd eat you as soon as they hatched then go on a kill-frenzy across the Midwest (this sort of thing ONLY happens in the Midwest)

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Know what'd really suck? If there were spider eggs on your pizza too, and they got 'fertilized' by the driver's (ahem) spent passion.... and then you gave birth to a race of Arachnoid Super-Mutants who'd eat you as soon as they hatched then go on a kill-frenzy across the Midwest (this sort of thing ONLY happens in the Midwest)

Why, that's crazy talk!

It happens in Tokyo from time to time, too. 😉

 

[kopfhorer1]

Heard about this through Susie Bright: http://cookingwithcum.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcRGzjE_xcA